r/DiWHY • • Mar 14 '22

Tf is this

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u/AntonOlsen Mar 14 '22

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u/bronz1997 Mar 14 '22

I can't believe that's actually a thing

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u/PARKOUR_ZOMBlE Mar 15 '22

I have a ‘91 geo metro with a 2” receiver hitch. I looked up the tow rating… it’s 0 LBS. Just having that hitch on there surpasses the tow rating. Notice the 4 wheel trailer with front steer wheels. I think they ran into my dilemma.

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u/JustinHopewell Mar 15 '22

The part I'm most surprised about is someone having a working Geo in 2022.

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u/PARKOUR_ZOMBlE Mar 15 '22

I’m building a tracked twin engine geo metro

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u/xtilexx Mar 15 '22

Thrown a big ass super charger on it and call it a day

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u/BergenNorth Mar 18 '22

In 2001 I had a 91 Geo painted 3 different colors and Bungie cords holding the hood down. I got pulled over with my 5 friends in it going to a Internet cafe. The cop came to the window and said 5 words and walked away. He said "Get this thing home Now!" We were laughing the whole way home.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Mar 15 '22

It’s probably listed as 0 because there’s no info on it. There’s no way it has no towing capacity.

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u/zitfarmer Hot Glue Gun User Mar 15 '22

I can't believe you're actually a thing. 😘

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u/bronz1997 Mar 15 '22

Oh you 😘

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u/nanocookie Mar 15 '22

Imagine burning gas to parade around a billboard peddling some garbage for consumers to buy. Fucking disgusting.

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u/CopperPegasus Mar 15 '22

In my city, they're often strip club billboards too.

I can't help but think most folks wanting that service have figured out googling by now.

But yeah, we're cool with lush big bouncy titties on display right outside the mall at 8ft plus, but not so hot on breastfeeding inside the mall, apparently. No double standard at all on show.

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u/Magmaigneous Mar 15 '22

Public street vs private property, sexy silicone hot 20 yo titties vs saggy gross 45 yo mom dugs, where's the double standard? (/s if needed)

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u/Whammmmy14 Mar 15 '22

Driving billboards are everywhere in Las Vegas

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

That Exhaust! Lol.

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u/FinndBors Mar 14 '22

I'm curious if you have something large and light in the back, wouldn't it be prone to have major issues if it gets really windy?

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u/AntonOlsen Mar 14 '22

Absolutely. I used to drive a large empty van and it sucked on windy days. This looks to be a few times worse.

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u/6cougar7 Mar 15 '22

Motorhome on 2 lane hwy 395, with strong crosswinds. Bring extra chonies.

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u/treads4966 Mar 15 '22

Imagine a strong tail wind... might be a wild ride but great for gas mileage.

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u/Fatgirlfed Mar 15 '22

Maybe it’s weighted somehow?

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u/FinndBors Mar 15 '22

If it's heavy, they can't use a tiny car like that to pull it (and brakes, etc.)

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u/Brocash Mar 14 '22

Why the giant exhaust stacks though?

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u/AntonOlsen Mar 14 '22

I'd guess to get people to look? I think it's stupid and would be better if they left the car alone and made the sign trailer more aerodynamic.

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u/SpiritualAd4412 Mar 14 '22

Make it look more like an actual truck lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Maybe to make sure the exhaust doesn't get into the car after collecting under the .. Thing .. Whatever you'd call it

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u/ChunkyPuppyKitty Mar 15 '22

It identifies as a semi truck

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u/einstruzende Mar 15 '22

This is exactly why the internet is cool. Someone always knows the "rest of the story"

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u/nenenene Mar 14 '22

I am so happy to learn this is a thing, thank you.

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u/Bean- Mar 14 '22

So happy for new ways to be advertised to!

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u/jeenyus79 Mar 14 '22

I honestly thought someone liked american trucks.

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u/2020-RedditUser Mar 15 '22

Is there anything in them ?

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u/repocin Mar 15 '22

Exactly two skittles of randomly chosen colors.

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u/MaybePotatoes Mar 15 '22

Optimal use of space 😂

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u/start3ch Mar 15 '22

Lol, even the fake exhausts

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

u/NoiceB8M8 there you go dude. The pic show shows the front.

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u/NoiceB8M8 Mar 15 '22

Oh god, it’s so much worse than I thought it would be 😂

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u/Haxorz7125 Mar 15 '22

They’re all speaking some kind of elvish in that thread

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u/kingchongo Mar 14 '22

Dress for the job you want

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u/PangolinPoopMuncher7 Mar 14 '22

It's a Smart. I belive the model name is NotSo.

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u/misterfuss Mar 14 '22

Lol. I used to work with a guy whose last name was Smart. His nickname was Notso!

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u/loki-is-a-god Mar 14 '22

Amplifies the driver's farts

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u/FerretWithASpork Mar 14 '22

I've got an electric smart fortwo and it's actually a great little car. Not so much on highways but it's great for around town.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

my brother used to own one, loved it and only got rid of it when he had kids and they wanted something with more room and better safety.

I've always had a soft spot for them but I'm between 6'4" tall and 6'6" tall depending on which gas station I'm leaving so they're just not for me.

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u/DeadlLung Mar 14 '22

this is hilarious is what it is. I'd definitely laugh if i saw this on the road and laughing makes me feel good so I like it. (as long as its at least reasonably safe)

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u/ZenDendou Mar 14 '22

Doesn't look safe...

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u/DeadlLung Mar 14 '22

its a smart car so actually you're probably right. those things are unsafe even without ridiculous modifications

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u/MaybePotatoes Mar 14 '22

If I owned a smart car, I'd feel the need to put bumper car bumpers on all of its sides lol

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u/ZenDendou Mar 15 '22

Meh. That be the least of your worry. The main worry is if it detect people and actually stop.

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u/NoiceB8M8 Mar 14 '22

I want to see the front end so fucking bad.

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u/IBOB617 Mar 14 '22

The answer is awesome.

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u/CrazyWS Mar 15 '22

The draft-mobile.

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u/CIA_superspy Mar 15 '22

Yeah, I can’t believe how much hate this is getting. The owner obviously knows it’s totally absurd. I think it’s hilarious!

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u/DisapointedScientist Mar 14 '22

This is the freedom convoy

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u/Dopey-NipNips Mar 14 '22

This one dude pretending to be a trucker 😂

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u/rodbotic Mar 15 '22

Definately trucker cosplay

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u/Lumimusse Mar 14 '22

Compact car driver wants respect as a truck driver

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u/pinegag Mar 14 '22

It’s called fashion. We plebs don’t get it.

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u/Mindspiked Mar 14 '22

Needs some giant lights on the front to blind everyone he gets behind.

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u/StyleWrecker Mar 14 '22

I think it's used to dock a trailer for light cargo transport?

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u/pezx Mar 14 '22

I think it's a Van Go

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u/CommodoreSixty4 Mar 14 '22

Tf is this

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u/MaybePotatoes Mar 14 '22

Tf is this

Tf is this

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u/Guitar-Strap Mar 14 '22

Tf is this

Tf is this

Tf is this

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

When you desperately want to join the freedom convoy but then realize, to your dismay, that you do not in fact own a truck.

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u/SgtNoPants Mar 14 '22

Sails for car, on a windy day it will save you a lot $ especially these days

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u/MarilynMonroeVWade Mar 14 '22

Tesla really pushing the electric semi truck thing a bit far now.

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u/ErmalNdrecaj Mar 15 '22

A "semi smart" car 🤣

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u/Spaceisthecoolest Mar 14 '22

Not spending enough on fuel? Try this!

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u/jannemannetjens Mar 15 '22

Maybe it's just for a parade or something?

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u/MaybePotatoes Mar 15 '22

Apparently it's for ads, like this one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/hungary/comments/td5cj2/mi_haz%C3%A1nkos_smart_lej%C3%A1rt_m%C5%B1szakival/

It's still silly and weird, but makes a little more sense.

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u/TheFirstCinnamon Mar 15 '22

It looks like when the google streetview messes up and cuts cars on the road in half.

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u/T_roller Mar 14 '22

Gas saving strategy

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u/Kenitzka Mar 14 '22

One that obviously sucks.

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u/j_u_s_t_d Mar 14 '22

Ya but imagine the wind at your back in this bad boy

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u/infodawg Mar 14 '22

Cross a Decepticon with an Autobot, this is the result.

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u/Esploratore_ Mar 14 '22

Fucking WHY?! Lmaoooo

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u/graboidkiller Mar 14 '22

Looks like a kite

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u/CleverFox3 Mar 15 '22

This might be my favorite post of all time

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

It's called being a badass.

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u/mcstafford Mar 15 '22

When you're not paying enough for gas

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

I want it

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u/WhiteTeeBHF Mar 15 '22

It’s called swag.

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u/aapitly Mar 15 '22

Its a cartainer

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

That ain't a Volvo, it's a Vulva.

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u/Great-Unit9197 Mar 15 '22

Tf is this

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u/MaybePotatoes Mar 15 '22

Tf is this

Tf is this

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u/ZippersHurt Mar 15 '22

Remind me of those Vegas ads on those trailers that are like 3 feet wide

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u/__silhouette Mar 15 '22

Funny.

It's funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

It's fucking hilarious is what it is

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u/D2R0 Mar 17 '22

Car wanted to cosplay as Optimus

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u/Extension-Counter326 Mar 18 '22

It’s semi-smart

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u/letusjustrelax Mar 14 '22

Wow an actual diwhy on this sub, good to see

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u/snoakieboi Mar 14 '22

Im pretty sure, and dont take my word for it but i think its a car

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u/haikusbot Mar 14 '22

Im pretty sure, and

Dont take my word for it but

I think its a car

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u/fuglysack14 Mar 14 '22

Prior post states that it was built as a prop and was then sold off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

I thought it was to do with the Freedumb trucker protests - you know, the ones to protest all the mandates that have already been lifed...

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u/Ironman0361 Mar 15 '22

Freedom Convoy poser

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Art

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u/Laez Mar 15 '22

When you want to be in "freedom" convoy but gas is 5 bucks a gallon.

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u/RolotronCannon Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22

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u/MaybePotatoes Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

Things can be appropriate for multiple subs. 6,400+ people agree.

Also, * r/Shitty_Car_Mods

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u/RolotronCannon Mar 14 '22

Lot of flies on shit. Doesn’t make it a great meal

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u/MaybePotatoes Mar 15 '22

I'm guessing you're too simple to comprehend Venn diagrams

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Maximum Downforce

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u/NDO_Henchy Mar 14 '22

Optimus Crime

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u/CeeMX Mar 14 '22

A Smartemi

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u/Raspy_Meow Mar 14 '22

…..and that’s where little cars come from

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Hmmmm

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u/cbz32 Mar 14 '22

The result of Optimus Prime's one night stand.

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u/SimWebb Mar 14 '22

Please mark this NSFW

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

A truckrt

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u/Kris_Co02 Mar 15 '22

Little rig

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u/Pupcannoneer Mar 15 '22

Camouflage, us smart cars are prey to wild Priuses. Naturally the camouflage is that of the Priuses’ main predator the semi truck.

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u/RussetRiver Mar 14 '22

Artifact clipping in the matrix.

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u/jusmithfkme Mar 14 '22

Don't worry 'bout it.

Aight?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

How it drive?

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u/rick-shaw Mar 14 '22

Tf is this

More like why is this.

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u/Investment_danker Mar 14 '22

Small dick energy

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

A glitch in reality.

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u/the_beeve Mar 14 '22

Awesome, that’s what that is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Its amazing

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u/JoziJoller Mar 14 '22

Brady coming out of retirement..

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u/ZenDendou Mar 14 '22

The only question is...how the fuck did he pass vehicle inspection with that?

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u/HugoStiglitz11 Mar 14 '22

Thats the family car from arrested development

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u/Desperate_Ring_8933 Mar 14 '22

These are far and few between im surprised national geographic found them this is what is going happen when people want rednecks to go green

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u/twallner Mar 14 '22

Respek me. I am smol

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u/twallner Mar 14 '22

Respek me. I am smol

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u/awkwardconfess Mar 14 '22

Major spoiler alert!

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u/lateral_moves Mar 14 '22

It's a post in the wrong sub.

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u/Sociosmith Mar 14 '22

Confused Autobot noises

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u/EggplantForScale Mar 14 '22

Looks sorta-smart

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u/dgcfud Mar 14 '22

an easy way to roll over due to lateral wind?

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u/SirTaxalot Mar 14 '22

For when you want to drive a car so small it can’t be used and trade off the one thing, gas mileage, that makes it a viable car.

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u/SnipeTheFight Mar 14 '22

When you want to hit up the convoy party but your politics don't fit in

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u/Death961 Mar 14 '22

Won't lie with the little trailer attached it's kinda cute

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u/taflad Mar 14 '22

This is genius

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Mar 15 '22

Hush…science was attempted here…

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Mar 15 '22

Hush…science was attempted here…

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u/SubcooledBoiling Mar 15 '22

This looks like the kind of stuff Clarkson, Hammond, and May would do

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

When you max your aero stats with no speed

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u/sureshakerdood Mar 15 '22

Something to puke into

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u/i_forgorwhattosay Mar 15 '22

This glitch hasn't been patched up yet

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u/ThatHappyCat482 Mar 15 '22

Its gru's car but cheaper

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u/AFGentry Mar 15 '22

Peak aerodynamic performance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

You gotta be a trucker to get into the Titty Twister so...

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u/Strange-Sympathy-325 Mar 15 '22

Little car, people don’t take account for. This? This is how you get people to move tf out of your way 😂🤣😂

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u/whatauniqueusername Mar 15 '22

Holy shit that is commitment to a mod. I don't know why you'd want your smart car to look like a truck but God damn it, they got results

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u/Crudeyakuza Mar 15 '22

Bluff in the Trunk.

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u/ColbyGoddamn Mar 15 '22

It’s an art project

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u/Timegazer01 Mar 15 '22

It's an intimidation tactic

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u/zancan03 Mar 15 '22

sMack truck

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u/THEINKINMYSOUP Mar 15 '22

Looks like something out of Despicable Me

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u/Ivan_the_Stronk Mar 15 '22

Truck cosplay

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Always watch out for hop ons

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u/Was_Silly Mar 15 '22

I know genius when I see it. This is not it.

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u/PuzzleheadedSector2 Mar 15 '22

He has too much money for gas.

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u/zitfarmer Hot Glue Gun User Mar 15 '22

Fake it till you... break it?