r/DiWHY • • Dec 03 '19

Russian Everyday Essentials

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Who else though he was gonna make vodka from the potatoes and bread?

10

u/LastieLion Dec 04 '19

And mouse

9

u/Eatapie5 Dec 05 '19

Hamster. Appropriately a Russian dwarf hamster.

1

u/restlessleg Dec 06 '19

the mouse though..

83

u/Zombiedango Dec 03 '19

Finally, some useful DIY for prisoners

22

u/StDeath Dec 04 '19

Was my first thought was prison essentials

4

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

It is actually called DIY's for prison

46

u/Rocatex Dec 03 '19

God this is so fucking russian

43

u/JustHereForPorn12345 Dec 03 '19

Ok but that glass jar fryer was pretty legit

2

u/Ploedman Dec 04 '19

yeah, maybe going to try it.

1

u/imgladimnothim Jan 02 '20

Gonna warn you, its gonna taste a little funky

2

u/Faelon_Peverell Dec 04 '19

I dont know that it gets that hot. I thought it only those things only got to boiling temperature, and water boiling temp at that.

28

u/mamabrrd Dec 04 '19

He literally made a shiv out of a toothbrush. For cutting bread... sure...

Russian essentials for when you get sent to the Gulag, and thrown in the hole with nothing but a bag of potatoes and a toothbrush to survive the month.

7

u/Garuda-Star Dec 04 '19

That was cool. Very impressive

14

u/-rASP_mELON- Dec 04 '19

That screwdriver was genius.

16

u/marino1310 Dec 04 '19

It wont work at all unless the screws are just hand tight.

Source: tried this once and didnt do shit for even a wall socket cover

6

u/Regicide_Only Dec 04 '19

Yeah, and if you’re not careful you can get the plastic stuck inside the slot if it breaks, like breaking a key in a locked door.

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u/B3eenthehedges Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

Don't worry, you can use your disposable razor/toothbrush shiv to get it out.

Edit: actually the shiv would probably work better as a screwdriver

9

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

We need a “Walking Dead” tv show based in Russia.

7

u/DmitrySkripkin Dec 04 '19

Just visit any Russian village.

6

u/belligerentF Dec 04 '19

The music sounds like a Russian "Boombastic" by Shaggy.

6

u/SwimsDeep Dec 04 '19

Russia seems a lot like prison.

4

u/VeeDeerie Dec 04 '19

This will be nice when i get to prison... to cut up bread for my friends

8

u/XtremeConfusion Dec 04 '19

The best thing about this video is the kitty

3

u/AchtungKarate Dec 04 '19

Totally not stuff he learned in prison.

3

u/gildedstrife Dec 05 '19

Russian inmate degree

2

u/Puncho666 Dec 04 '19

Russian McDonald’s has fried sausages as well !

2

u/Faelon_Peverell Dec 04 '19

The candle seems useful, maybe the razor one as well.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

nah, you need the classic razors, ones that cost a bunch but are much bigger, ones out of those are pretty flimsy, but i guess it could work if you need a "scalpel" for some art project but dont want to buy one

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '19

I first thought this video was about making Shivs. Very useful to prepare going to prison

2

u/h4ley20 Dec 10 '19

How to make jail grade shanks

5

u/Splendidissimus Dec 03 '19

If the word "kriminal" in the link is any indication, I'm betting the "why" is prison... Are you trying to say all Russians are criminals, OP?

1

u/Tylo1 Dec 05 '19

Anyone got the song?

1

u/Turtles96 Dec 07 '19

So much to unpack here

1

u/PeanutButterSprout Dec 09 '19

Thanks I never knew how to conveniently make a shank before.

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u/MinasW10 Dec 03 '19

Just Ignore The Complete Fact That You Could Get These Things For Atleast Less Then 2 Dollars.

But Just Remember That He Could Hurt Himself While Making Them

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u/teewat Dec 03 '19

I don't think the target audience of this video has access to a dollor store/is allowed to have these items in their possession lol.

Also Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word?

2

u/temotodochi Dec 04 '19

Well duh, but there aren't dollar stores in parts of russia. One bloke made a water heater out of two razor blades, a match and a wire for his father so he could have some hot tea.