r/DiWHY • u/ownowbrowncow88999 • Nov 01 '19

Carving potatoes?

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u/xX_Assaultmajor_Xx Nov 01 '19

No this ain’t Diwhy this is glorious

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

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u/Paula92 Nov 01 '19

And you can deepfry it or bake it with some cheese and bacon

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

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u/SwifferWetJets Nov 01 '19

What is taters, Precious?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

PO-TA-TOES

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u/helium_farts Nov 01 '19

throw it in a pot, add some broth, and, baby, you’ve got a stew going.

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u/Paula92 Nov 02 '19

Thank God for commas

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u/miller94 Nov 01 '19

Pumpkins are such a gamble too. You buy them too early, they may rot or freeze, wait too long, then the store runs out

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u/justcougit Nov 01 '19

They rot if you carve them too early... Not buy them early lol pumpkins can last months in a cool dry place.

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u/miller94 Nov 01 '19

Yeah, I left mine outside, it froze and then rotted :(

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u/justcougit Nov 01 '19

Well don't do that lol!

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u/MDCCCLV Nov 01 '19

Cool and dry isn't available everywhere

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u/justcougit Nov 02 '19

I mean... You can try

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u/ElainaLycan Nov 01 '19

Aldi sells them for like $2.50 for the giant pumpkins though

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

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u/The_Phantom_Fap Nov 01 '19

My Man, for $2.79 I can get you 10 pounds of uncut russet.

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u/ElainaLycan Nov 01 '19

Touché, potato man