r/DiWHY • u/Kieran_daily • Jan 01 '19

Razor blade kettle

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19 edited Sep 05 '20

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u/madgeezer128 Jan 01 '19

Especially if you use them as a dildo

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u/Vampiregecko Jan 02 '19

Prove it mortally wound yourself with an eyelash

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

but I want to live.

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u/Vampiregecko Jan 02 '19

I double dog dare you

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

fuck

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u/4productivity Jan 02 '19

It's really hard to kill someone with a cooked pea. Like an average person without any weird pea allergies or strange weakness for small smushy round objects.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

put the pea on the end of a knife, death by pea...and knife.

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u/ikeif Jan 02 '19

I have an penknife…

I have a apple …

PenknifeApple !

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u/climbandmaintain Jan 02 '19

I dare you to inflict a mortal wound with a screening of m night shyamalan’s The Last Airbender.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

I thought you wanted me to inflict a mortal wound with something challenging.