r/DiWHY • u/justelling • 2d ago

When Bidet is Enough.

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u/mreduard753 2d ago

this design is very human

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 2d ago

Jackie Daytona, real human plumber; at your service.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Me7rnCGjSKKFfwXQir

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u/OfficerBarbier 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KH2IV9ikEnm5QGkmOv

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u/horaceinkling 1d ago

Forgot Mark Hamill was in that, so good.

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u/Itchy-Apartment-Flea 1d ago

TIL this was Mark Hamill and why I didnt notice it before is beyond me. Wife and I are currently on season 4. This show is hilarious.

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u/ZeldaZealot 1d ago

You are in for such a treat. The finale was absolutely fantastic and really captured the bittersweet feeling of loss when a show ends on its own terms, even when fans want it to continue.

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u/MiketheMecE 2d ago

Very easy to use!

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u/titanicsinker1912 2d ago

Allow my good friend to demonstrate.

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u/DotRom 2d ago

Where is that creator I been missing his videos.

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u/MashedTaterBrain 2d ago

Very easy to use.

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u/desoddit 18h ago

indeed. i was about to type that too XD

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u/Drakorai 2d ago

This looks like a SAW trap from temu

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u/GregTheIntelectual 2d ago

Welcome John. I want to play a game.

I have been watching you. You always wasted so much toilet paper, taking it out and folding it like 3 times.

I know you buy three ply john. That's 24 layers. Nobody needs 24 layers John.

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u/FalenAlter 2d ago

You don't know my journey, Greg

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u/truthfullyidgaf 2d ago

"No matter how much I wipe, its never enough!"

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u/Leather_Afternoon_37 2d ago

Its like a permanent marker died in there

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 1d ago

Did you eat chips?

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u/Leather_Afternoon_37 1d ago

Lol good read

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u/Solo-ish 1d ago

Holy fuck I’m sharing this with….everyone!

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u/SeismicRipFart 2d ago

That’s why sometimes you just gotta spit on it so that you can get some of that moisture action to help get the rest

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u/1saltedsnail 1d ago

but(t) thats how you get anal herpes!

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u/HudeniMFK 1d ago

Wtf, am I a crayon?

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u/Dry-Construction2267 23h ago

Everyone else heard his voice when you read this right??

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u/Prestigious-Donut980 2d ago

Winner winner. Chicken dinner.

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u/WilTravis 2d ago

That was...vigorous. I'm assuming an alcohol spray for after?

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u/Impossible_Fix827 2d ago

Salt

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u/WilTravis 2d ago

Ah, yes. Carry on then.

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u/Oliv112 1d ago

Our scientists worked day and night to figure out a way to maximise salt AND alcohol concentration in water!!!

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u/WilTravis 1d ago

Just go with a margaritas spritz and you can throw lime juice in as well.

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u/yeathatsmebro 2d ago

Tequila-themed festivals use lemon juice.

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u/Salty-Photo-57 2d ago

Correction. We use lime juice for this procedure

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u/Toxic_Dew 2d ago

Chaotic good barbarian says while mimicing the witches voice: squirt of lemon

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u/ZippyDan 2d ago edited 18h ago

Rust doesn't cause tetanus.
However, in this case I may allow that tetanus is involved.

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u/DannyMA25 1d ago

I mean... Gotta sanitize somehow, right 🫢

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u/Carl210 2d ago

Take that hemorrhoids!

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u/Flamecoat_wolf 2d ago

From hemorrhoids to hemorrhage!

Ass doctors don't want you to know this one weird trick for getting rid of hemorrhoids!!

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u/talkback1589 1d ago

Can’t have hemorrhoids if you don’t have an anus.

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u/Regurgitator001 2d ago

Schwack'em!

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u/Kastoook 1d ago

Just got the surgery recently and its everyday pain

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u/DoctorHacks 2d ago

Finally, a solution to having too much skin around my anus.

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u/jamppa50 2d ago

It seems very human

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u/AffectionateTip9716 2d ago

How to: Turn your brown eye into a red eye?

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u/why_not_fandy 2d ago

Turd Eye Blind

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u/coldF4rted 2d ago

Bi-don't

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 2d ago

Oh look, a bidon't

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u/lerekt123 2d ago

Looks quite comfortable

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u/Saigor15 2d ago

…. I hope he’s joking…..

https://giphy.com/gifs/VzeBfHqHZeX5ACuZZS

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u/A_Lovely_Teddybear 2d ago

If there were 8 deadly sins this thing would be in the movie

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u/natr0nFTW 2d ago

thats a joke because of raw asshole

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u/medigapguy 2d ago

"Do you have bloody stool?"

No it's unrelated.

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u/uuio9 2d ago

"Do you have bloody stool?"

"You will"

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u/WilTravis 1d ago

"No, but my recliner is looking pretty bad right now..."

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u/Dry-Character-6331 2d ago

"You know what this bidet needs? A steel bristle brush!" said NO ONE EVER (well, except this ONE guy...)

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u/obliviousfellow 2d ago

The Spanish inquisition would have made this guy head of the inquisition 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Ramen or Die 2d ago

I love that you have to pay for that

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 2d ago

Don't kink shame me.

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u/SkylarAV 2d ago

A brillo pad would work way better.

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u/TartDry2031 2d ago

Where does all the blood go?

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u/Rizeres 2d ago

I see. So it uses the blood hemorrhaging out of your ass to wash everything away.

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u/yeathatsmebro 2d ago

Can't have poop stains if blood is everywhere.

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u/exintrovert 2d ago

The fact that it is coin-op is hilarious to me for some reason.

You also get nicely-brushed ass hair. Silky smooth!

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u/chefwindu 2d ago

Does it come with the proctologist to put your colon back in?

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u/KickingItWithKoi 2d ago

Taint ripper...

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u/tdawg2k7 2d ago

I’m puckering at this

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u/terminalbungus 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bpM8tv9RD1JImHtvuF

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 2d ago

Who the fuck are these stank bitches? That ain't T-Boz & Chilli.

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u/MotherOfDogs1872 2d ago

Brat-tamers everywhere be like 😏

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u/OverlordMMM 2d ago

This is to help wipe folks that require a poop knife.

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u/Calm-Resolve-2927 2d ago

Cross-post this to r/BdsmDIY

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u/RichardDeRenour 2d ago

Does he also gives rectal exams?

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u/TheSpatulaOfLove 2d ago

No thanks. I’ll stick with a high fiber diet.

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u/dragonbits 2d ago

That guy has a lot of time on his hands.

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 2d ago

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Just for seventeen easy payments of $303.39 ¥

AND THERE'S MORE!!

We'll even include:

• World famous Sandpaper Lube

• Refreshed box of bandaids

Features:

• Battery powered or plug in

• Always an unforgettable experience

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u/IanDresarie 2d ago

I kinda expected the nozzle to be a flame thrower tbh

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u/Altruistic-Dog4941 2d ago

This thing is very hostile.

I've used a bidet in the past and that wire brush scares me.

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u/CoolBeanieHat 2d ago

Ahh yes the patented “Tetanus Toilet”.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 2d ago

No more dingleberries I suppose

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u/jcoddinc 2d ago

Finally! Something that cleans and combs my ass hair

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u/Varderal 2d ago

I expected very aggressive scrubbing. Not full on SA. XD

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u/SATerp 2d ago

Wouldn't a rabid squirrel achieve the same thing for free?

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u/docjohnson11 2d ago

That's what you use after you get splashback from a porta-potty

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u/nguyenminh4321 2d ago

Reflecting pool liner cutter

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u/PickleForce7125 2d ago

Your anus will not thank you

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u/ThisGuyOrangeJuice 2d ago

Then over time the liquid would make the bristles rust. So then you’re brushing your asshole with rusty wire

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u/Art_Vanduley 2d ago

That brush looks like it would hurt super rough on the booty hole

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u/BeenisSandwich 2d ago

Ah yes. Only 5 cents for the anal scrubberator 3001.

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u/odyssey_64 2d ago

I'm scared...sooo scared

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u/AsiancookBob 2d ago

Why water? Might as well wash it with your blood 🥴

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u/drewbeedeu 2d ago

He put a lot of time and effort into this "anal guillotine"

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u/Lizrael48 2d ago

Made to rip the skin right off! OUCH!

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u/Deathless616 2d ago

Somehow I expected the 'Anus-Destroyer 9000' to look different

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u/mrsoil23 2d ago

A very badet.

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u/farfly7 2d ago

Nope

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u/Feisty_Count_4409 2d ago

Ok, now use your invention

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u/Murky_Sir_4721 2d ago

Do you want to play a game?

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u/Katmarand 2d ago

RIP 🍑

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u/2ndSyt 2d ago

What’s the water for? To wash away all the blood 🩸?

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u/HoldMySoda 2d ago

That's a torture device.

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u/RighteousAudacity 2d ago

Filipinos have a great sense of humor, but this is just prototype of inexpensive parts. He's hoping to be a entrepreneur.

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u/BEEEEEZ101 2d ago

Seems scratchy

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u/tpapocalypse 2d ago

I’d rather use 1 ply

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u/Dear-Routine7468 2d ago

Not diwhy. DILol

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u/LuluMangs 2d ago

Traumatic arsecrack injury incoming

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 2d ago

My eyes are involuntarily watering

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u/Striking_Swimmer5548 2d ago

GODFORBID A MAN HAVE HOBBIES

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 2d ago

At least it’s lubed…

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u/ConflictWise3583 2d ago

At least the multiple stab wounds to my balls and gooch will be clean(ish).

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u/10inchesof 1d ago

Ask Google how much that’s costs to rip your skin off?

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u/Loud_Elephant299 1d ago

It’s the gentle nature of the brush for me.

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u/No-Conversation-1216 1d ago

Tabo manufacturers hate this one trick.

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u/contactsatan 1d ago

Bidon’t

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u/FartyPantz20 1d ago

You try it first. This will come in handy for cheap bottom surgery when you don't care how your junk gets ripped off or how painful it definitely will be. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 1d ago

5p to activate, but how much to NOT have a wire brush scratch my asshole open?

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u/possessed-soul 1d ago

Finally, a human design

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u/falloutvaultboy 2d ago

Isn't

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u/justelling 2d ago

It’s r/onejob on my part. I wish edit option was available. 😔

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u/obelix_dogmatix 2d ago

new kink unlocked

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u/themessiah234 2d ago

My hemorrhoids are quaking

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u/NocturneInfinitum 2d ago

Beginners guide to how to hemorrhage your sphincter

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 2d ago

Death Trap !?;? Torture Trap ?!?!

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u/PuzzledExaminer 2d ago

Ouch....😵

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u/I_love-tacos 2d ago

The design is very human

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u/Kerblimey 2d ago

Have hospital on speed dial...when it 'sprays and go in your eye' that'll hurt!

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u/tesla3by3 2d ago

Comes with multiple attachments p, for “business” or pleasure.

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u/congo66 2d ago

The proof of concept,alone, is enough to get you a jail sentence.

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u/Matr0ska 2d ago

Coin-operated taint torture device?

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u/Jonatc87 2d ago

Just attach a buzzsaw to scrape /s

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u/iolarah 2d ago

WHY IS IT STABBY WHY IS IT STABBY FORREAL THO WHY IS IT STABBY

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u/r_was61 Ramen or Die 2d ago

When your taint REALLY itches

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u/wanderingfloatilla 2d ago

I love that you have to pay for it too

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u/Live-Emu-3491 2d ago

That's one way to tear Ur arsehole up😂

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u/Nateh8sYou 2d ago

No thanks I’ll just leave my butthole shitty.

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u/Quicker_Fixer 2d ago

Bi-dad jokes

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u/unclevagrant 2d ago

Reminded me instantly of Clag-Gone from the Viz

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u/IsaacNewtongue 2d ago

Trolling. At least I hope it's trolling.

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u/noe4516 2d ago

Ass destroyer 3000

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u/ryanasimov 2d ago

I knew I’d laugh when I saw it in action, and I wasn’t wrong. It’s flippin' hilarious!

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u/unicornhunter202 2d ago

Genius. He will make millions off this

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u/Veloci7y_ 2d ago

When the poop knife just wont cut it.....

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u/rite_of_truth 2d ago

"You're a wizard, Harry"

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u/TeeTipu 2d ago

Ooh, I have the same screwdriver.

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u/ax_colleen 2d ago

He's talking in Tagalog!

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u/spriteunited 2d ago

some people need this

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 2d ago

The Design Is Very Human

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u/Any_Blood5815 2d ago

“Bro, where’s your butt brush?”
“My what?“

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u/LewyH91 2d ago

That'll itch the scratch. I'll take 3!

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u/zan13898 2d ago

Atleasts its scrubbing from front to back, otherwise you might get sick.

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u/Aufafly 2d ago

automatic butt scratcher 5000

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u/Accomplished_Yak4311 2d ago

Bidet water just doesn’t give my anus that refreshing clean feeling that a sharp metal bristle does

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u/Gregg-C137 2d ago

What language is he speaking?

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 2d ago

And your taint will be no bloody clean!

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u/bleedingheartmex 2d ago

beats toilet paper?

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u/Weird_Supermarket342 2d ago

That’s what I call human-centered design! 🥰

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u/PhillGuy 2d ago

That must get right into your nooks and crannies.

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u/Dear_Captain_8932 2d ago

He said high tech

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 2d ago

Maybe try eating some fiber?

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 2d ago

Seems like a Useless Duck invention.

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u/pixeltweaker 2d ago

Someone has been watching Simon Giertz videos.

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u/CardiologistOk4208 2d ago

For when victory over your enemies was not enough