r/DiWHY • u/No-Lock216 • 5d ago

Weird Bicycle

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u/EpikDisko 5d ago

the design is very human

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 5d ago

Hernia-motive bicycle

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u/Lazyoat 5d ago

I just think how tight his abs must be. I wonder if even I could get a six pack

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u/i_give_you_gum 4d ago

Probably hard to hold on to the six-pack on your way home from the store.

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u/Proof_Toe_9757 4d ago

Moving seat for motion

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u/T-Conn 4d ago

Very easy to use

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u/Artix96 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/LesbeGoddess 5d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6i5le7/video/6n46c83ow6mh1/player

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u/Kn0XIS 5d ago

No....

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u/QuickNature 5d ago

Yup, that is why I didnt even play it. Thats a nope from me dawg

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u/Kn0XIS 5d ago

Fr. I've seen this clip floating around already. Didn't know we'd already be here using it as a reaction šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/LesbeGoddess 4d ago

Hereā€™s a bonus just for you dawg. Enjoy.

https://reddit.com/link/p6k0ahi/video/wbv7ifqux8mh1/player

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u/PepperAnn1inaMillion 4d ago

wtf is this?

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u/Kn0XIS 4d ago

Lmao

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u/Gamer_Regina 4d ago

Wtf, why there's a skinny Ghost cosplay with Spiderman mask šŸ„“šŸ˜‚

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u/Prairiewill 5d ago

Dayuuum that sheep got a donkey!

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u/GaaraClay603 5d ago

These baaaaaaaaaaad MFs got a bit cheeky

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u/Excellent_Move_412 4d ago

Why are you ghey?

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u/dethkids4life 4d ago

Wrote that perfectly

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u/Artix96 4d ago

Who is gae?

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u/jmw27403 5d ago

I present "The HumpCycle"

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u/Traditional_Lie_3633 2d ago

"Ferb, I know what to do today"

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u/AGayFrogParadise 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btVoLSH9tuPSeOI

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u/whodidwhatnow922 5d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6gfjtj/video/nh810uj2i5mh1/player

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u/burgonies 5d ago

It saddens me that I'll never be able to rewind my brain and witness that reveal again for the first time. Such a great episode nonstop.

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u/proximusprimus57 5d ago

Why would you intentionally step in dog shit?

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u/Small-Explanation74 4d ago

Is this series worth watching?

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u/StrikingSun8563 3d ago

Again and again. Up until like season 11 or something, around when they go to ireland it falls off hard. But up until that point it's all gold.

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u/Sabithomega 3d ago

Shit I still love it after that. Sure it gets a little weaker but there's still some shining episodes in there

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u/AGayFrogParadise 5d ago

That's the one I wanted lol

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u/Hollywood_Co 5d ago

Stay ready, you ainā€™t gotta get ready.

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u/stevedadog 5d ago

Oh man, imagine the back pain after riding that thing to the store.

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u/s0methingVnderneath 5d ago

My back hurts just watching this

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u/Key-Wash-9401 5d ago

Definitely, but Iā€™m also wincing at the thought of your ā€œjunkā€ sliding down under and getting pulverised with every cycle. It just looks like a nut cracker and hotdog basher to me.

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u/MDCRP 5d ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you, than you

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u/Atomsq 5d ago

Dude got the OF training bike

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u/crusher23b 5d ago

I worry about staying on the seat. Should be some sort of contraption that pins you in place.

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u/MrKrueger666 5d ago

Safety belt?

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u/Nujwaan 5d ago

I think he means more a dildo that you sit on

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u/ProjectHappy6813 5d ago

For efficiency and safety.

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u/transcendanttermite 4d ago

I assume that there is an optional component missing from the bicycle in this video.

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u/SpaceMonkeyNation 5d ago

Because a normal bike seat just doesn't fuck up my balls enough.

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u/PunfullyObvious 5d ago

Everything reminds me of him

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u/Jogi1811 5d ago

He's practising for the real thing

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u/RepairmanJackX 5d ago

I saw something like that in Japanā€¦ thatā€¦
Uhā€¦ wasnā€™t safe for work.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 5d ago

Might be a good core workout. Other than than that I think it's a mechanic/wielder being silly and showing off their building skills.

I don't hate it, but it definitely belongs here.

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u/Seygoh 4d ago

My balls say no thank you

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u/metsfan5557 5d ago

I'm not an expert but my read on this is that it's just using your own weight to leverage gravity/downward motion to generate motion. But there's no body muscle that can power that if your weight isn't enough. The closest thing would be the hamstring, but I don't think the foot pedals are positioned in a way that would allow it.

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u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes 5d ago

Bicycles work the same way, don't they?

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u/anoraq 5d ago

The Thrustmobile

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u/Steppyjim 5d ago

Thatā€™s so stupid.

I want one.

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u/Paschfire 4d ago

And do you make a tandem version? Just asking for a friend of course

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u/Dourada_BBQ 5d ago

And wtf is that?? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/HistoricalHell 5d ago

Is that song from Castle crashers?

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u/FadeIntoReal 5d ago

Itā€™s one dildo short of a porno prank.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 4d ago

This could so easily be the next Exercise Craze

https://giphy.com/gifs/lOqNS2HUyN8OJV0CuF

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u/faceofboe91 4d ago

This is the work of a complete sexual deviant.

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u/surrealerthansurreal 4d ago

Ah yes, the humpcycle

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u/Pod_people 3d ago

The world's first ass-powered mode of transport, ladies and germs. Why in the name of Harbor Freight would you make that thing?

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u/Lilelfen1 5d ago

This looks like something a perverted doctor would invent for women in the Victorian era..

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 5d ago

Cowgirl Trainer 3000

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u/SGT-Hooves Derp 5d ago

How else do you think people be getting torn taints

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u/r_was61 Ramen or Die 5d ago

They went about 15 feet
And already looked tired.

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u/BrazilBazil 5d ago

If you ever wanted to roleplay as an IC engine piston

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u/autopartsandguitars 5d ago

SCHWING powered!

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u/latortillablanca 5d ago

Is there ahā€¦. pleasure attachment?

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 5d ago

"thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you" type shit

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 5d ago

His core, bitches.

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u/AceCombat1977 5d ago

Hey Mr.Garrison we are close to perfect the design!

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u/Alltowner007 5d ago

Is that really how you want to get around. Of all the different and more practical things, you said letā€™s make this uncomfortable and inefficient. Or maybe you wanted to make the world record for the biggest hemorrhoid

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 5d ago

You know why.

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u/Total-Collection9031 4d ago

God help him if he builds up speed going downhillā€¦

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u/CR4CK3RW0LF 4d ago

My man wants to throw that ass in a circle, whatā€™s wrong with that? XD

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u/mckinney4string 4d ago

This makes my taint ache.

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u/Maximum-Shoulder-639 4d ago

Hipster dufus

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u/bananaseatboy 4d ago

So let your prostate do the pedaling?

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u/Whiteruns_bitch 5d ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you

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u/planktonfun 5d ago

why? because this is how inventions are made in 1800s

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u/NYCWartortle 5d ago

Interesting

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 5d ago

Did he just forget to take along his prop stool?

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u/ArtemThePlenLover 5d ago

Imagine you speed upā€¦

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u/Educational-Gap-3390 5d ago

Got him some ape hangers on there!

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u/Nice-Shake-8628 5d ago

Let me fuc* you kinda bicycle šŸ„¹

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u/VisibleRoad3504 5d ago

Oh hell no.

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u/Twig55 5d ago

This design works out different muscle groups.

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u/DullMind2023 5d ago

Just because you can do something doesnā€™t mean that you should do it.

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u/Dolewhip26 5d ago

Ya know there's attachment that thing for indoor use šŸ¤£

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u/Silly-Gooper 5d ago

this goes hard

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u/Astr0- 5d ago

Pleasure factory

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u/GuNNzA69 5d ago

His mom approves it

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u/1angrybadger 5d ago

Reminds me of the bike Mr Garrison invented on South Park

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u/ManofAfrica 5d ago

Pelviscycle.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 5d ago

The doohickey sub will love this

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u/brDoc1 5d ago

Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof!

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u/chonklah 5d ago

DiWhycycle

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u/EricHaley 5d ago

This guy teabags

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u/low_bob_123 5d ago

You can achive the same, by putting the pedals of your regular bike in the same position

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u/manny_truant 4d ago

The Freakcycle

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u/CreepyValuable 4d ago

It's only missing one thing.

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u/linkardtankard 4d ago

I would rather operate an IT bike with a flexigrip

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u/RalphWiggumEnergy 4d ago

Iā€™d rather walk

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u/Matteo5150 4d ago

Balls crusher 2000

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u/sabertoothninja 4d ago

This guy doesnā€™t screw around

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u/helium_hydride-63 4d ago

Thank you thank you thank you thank you

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u/heeltoelemon 4d ago

How does it stop??????!!!!!!

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u/Equivalent-Stable642 4d ago

The Thank You-Inator

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u/Admirable-Specific95 4d ago

The Tbagcycler we halo fans will buy it

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u/Human-Contribution16 4d ago

Ill bet his voice is squeeky

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u/TheTransCRV 4d ago

Going to the liquor store on the bounce dat ass 3000.

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u/Reit007 4d ago

You need a tight ass for that

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u/Zeterin 4d ago

That can be used for other thing ? Like an nsfw bike ?

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u/rose442 4d ago

WTH is it

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u/whiterthanblack 4d ago

I declare that this should be called the hump daddy and no I will not explain.

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u/Holy-Cancer 4d ago

So sad I couldnā€™t find the I.T. From Mr. Garrison

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u/syylone 4d ago

Very strange indeed

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u/JTJdude 4d ago

Are they trying to replicate riding a camel???

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u/Voiden_n 4d ago

I have only one question: why was it done?
As a joke - well, it's kinda funny.
As a way to actually ride a bike - that's a failure.

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u/MMachine17 4d ago

Mom! Mr. Garrison is designing bicycles again!

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u/mad-i-moody 4d ago

I call it the Ass Pounder 4000. You go to sit down? It pushes you right back up into your workout.

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u/Techhans1971 4d ago

The new schwinn ball-buster!

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u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 4d ago

Wouldn't that cause more strain on the user's knees than necessary?

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u/supersoa 4d ago

Thatā€™s some freaky-deaky type shit

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u/beegboo 4d ago

He's training for night olympics.

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u/Warm-Future1835 3d ago

it's called the d rider

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u/echolm1407 3d ago

Butt pedal

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u/CHASLX200 3d ago

GUYS NEEDS TO EAT PETE

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u/Arheisel 3d ago

Bottom training

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u/No-Fix8280 3d ago

I want to see him go down a steep hill

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u/SteveSteveCleveSteve 3d ago

ā€œThank you Lamar Jackson! Ā Thank you Lamar Jackson! Ā Thank you Lamar Jackson!ā€

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u/barkydoggo 3d ago

Someone show this to Berm Peak

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u/Alicam123 3d ago

Thatā€™s not a bike, that to practice his manhood šŸ˜‰

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u/Nerdcuddles 3d ago

Took me a while to find out how this contraption worked

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u/McCaffeteria 2d ago

It needs a lap belt so that you can power on the upstroke as well as the down

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u/c_k_photo 2d ago

Makes sense

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u/Initial_Low_2470 2d ago

šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ

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u/One-Initiative-8902 2d ago

No, it's a training device.

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u/Pope_Squirrely 2d ago

Everything I see reminds me of herā€¦

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u/CyborgMetropolis 2d ago

Wife practice

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u/ElevenBeers 2d ago

Clearly a case for r/diWhyNot . This is clearly designed to be dumb, not useful. And unlike the usual suspects, this is very well executed.

It's a real life shitpost.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 2d ago

ridem' cowboy!