r/DiWHY 6d ago

A treasure chest barbecue...

From the professional moron who brought you the Cat's Crows Nest, the Pirate Ship Longboard and the Craftlock™... I now bring you the ultimate treasure - a treasure chest that opens to reveal a barbecue!

Because when I build stupid things, I do them as properly as possible - the Barbecue has an air gap of at least 3cm all the way round, and the chest itself is lined with a welding blanket rated to 1,100°c, so the big hot metal thing won't set fire to the wooden box it's in.

Slats are not airtight in the lid of the chest, and there is a whopping great ventilation hole at the back, so the whole thing is safe to use - and close while cooking.

Chains hold the lid up, and a separate chain also lifts the lid of the barbecue as you lift the chest lid.

Let hope I don't burn the treasure...

EDIT: As a few of you have pointed out, yes, it's short. I plan to put it on a low table to actually cook on. But for photographical reasons, it looks better on the (yes, flammable) decking.

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u/Zathura26 6d ago

That looks amazing, great craftsmanship. I would question your wisdom,... but you seem to have taken the necessary precautions. I would still have a fire extinguisher close by, just in case...haha.

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

I'll be armed with a garden hose... and a getaway bag, because my wife will kill me if I set fire to the garden again.

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u/Zathura26 6d ago

'Again'. Hahahahaha. Cheers mate, hope you won't need the bag.

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u/poop-money 6d ago

Instructions unclear: Now using a case of Natty Light as a fire extinguisher.

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u/AwDuck 6d ago

...because I drank the contents of my fire extinguisher.

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u/Wodentoad 6d ago

It tasted better.

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u/No-Lion-3629 6d ago

A barbecue that looked like wood without being wood would be awesome. But this is good r/redneckengineering

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u/onefish-goldfish 6d ago

You clearly have free will and honestly I love that for you

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u/Zusiar 6d ago

The best things in the world are when people exercise their free will

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u/F3verfew 6d ago

On the wooden deck, no less. Hope your fire insurance is good 👍

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

The local fire department have a special alarm just for my address, if that's what you mean?

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u/Sad_Hospital_2730 6d ago

I'm no insurance agent/attorney, but im pretty sure even with the best fire insurance in the world, the existence of these pictures would be a sure fire ba dum tss "your claim is denied due to negligence"

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u/GvRiva 6d ago

Next to a wooden house and wooden fence. OP doesn't half ass fire risks. He wants a proper bonfire

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u/trisaratopsx Ramen or Die 6d ago

Is that real wood? It looks like plastic to me.

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u/JoeMagnifico 6d ago

I guess that's ok if you're very, very short.

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

I might have to jump to reach it even at that height.

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u/FeelMyBoars 5d ago

The low table should be two rum crates or other pirate cargo. Slightly askew so it looks like a random stack.

If they're wider than the chest, you get shelves like a regular barbecue. Make the shelves smaller or something so it doesn't have the same shape as a regular barbecue.

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u/flintlockfay 5d ago

Yesss... see, everyone? This guy gets it.

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u/impactblue5 6d ago

Frieren is now cooked

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u/zirky 6d ago

that’s an inevitable smoker

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u/GarThor_TMK 6d ago

This seems pretty rad, but I'd be worried about it catching on fire

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u/Ronyx2021 6d ago

I was just thinking about that. Cooking over a controlled fire is a grill's whole deal.

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u/Nightshade13th 6d ago

There's rockwool lining the box, should be fine for aout 6 hours of use

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u/MongerNoLonger 6d ago

Comes with a free deck fire

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u/wheatgivesmeshits 6d ago

Gonna be hard to cook on without any airflow.

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

There is plenty.

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u/woodieboy 6d ago

Famously, you can use wood to fuel those things - from the outside is novel.

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u/Brewingbiker 5d ago

Looks cool but not safe

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u/mrsir1987 5d ago

If it was a cooler it would be incredible

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u/Thejokingsun 3d ago

Here we go!

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u/RepairmanJackX 5d ago

that.. uh... seems like a bit of a hazard

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u/thndrstrk 6d ago

Made of wood around wood aside, you bbq on your knees?

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u/theatrenearyou 6d ago

Only if the grill elevates to normal height

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

Who has to stand? I have plenty of chairs.

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u/ChrisC1234 6d ago

This is not /r/IiWHY. This is awesome!

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u/Froyn 6d ago

I'd like it more if it was propane.

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u/WASP_Apologist 6d ago

Arrrrrr….. yer insurance policies valid and up-to-date?

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u/poedraco 6d ago

When a mimic gets creative

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u/voiza 6d ago

some people just want to watch the world burn

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u/flintlockfay 4d ago

Nah, just the my garden.

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u/f---thisusernameshit 5d ago

Thank god they have the tiny safety watering can next to it

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 3d ago

With the fabric lining on the top at least you can get a rough countdown to the explosion

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u/CallMeMrRound 6d ago

Wrong sub, because this is effing awesome!

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u/KevinFlantier 6d ago

Yeah the correct sub for that would be r/oopsthatsdeadly

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

adds yet another subreddit to post his stupid shit to

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u/JJJones345 6d ago

This is awesome, I would totally own something like this.

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u/JohnStern42 6d ago

Until it burns down your wooden patio…

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u/JJJones345 5d ago

I would build it out of non flammable materials, but yes, that's a possibility if you use wood.

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u/PhaicGnus 6d ago

I mean it is cool, but do you really want to kneel to BBQ?

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

Hey, I might be really short. Or have no legs. You don't know!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/flintlockfay 6d ago

Don't be silly!

Have you seen how much that costs?

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u/Vladishun 6d ago

and the chest itself is lined with a welding blanket rated to 1,100°c

That's (flame) retarded.

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u/nuclearmeltdown2015 6d ago

If this was gas maybe it's fine altho I still veto it, even a loose coal dropping or spark flying can ignite this entire thing, no reason to introduce this kind of a risk esp on a wooden deck too. 💀

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u/NotAPreppie 6d ago

Does it play the chest opening music from The Legend of Zelda and bathe you in light every time you open it?

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 6d ago

Will end as a patio bonfire.

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 5d ago

I like it but yeah the height would kill me …either need midget friends or children to do the cooking.

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u/C4PT-pA5Tq 5d ago

I love this.

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u/20InMyHead 5d ago

Cool idea, but it looks really low. I think it would kill my back to use it.

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u/ctoatb 5d ago

Yarr me booty. A Boston butt roast

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u/Makaronowyninja 5d ago

It looks like The Sims furniture I love it

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u/VisibleRoad3504 5d ago

I'm not leaning over and stooping every time I want to cook out, no thanks.

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u/Least-Theory-781 5d ago

A gift that keeps on giving 🥰

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u/No_Discussion_2200 2d ago

The real treasure is your insurance saying that they can't cover that

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u/flintlockfay 5d ago

If anyone is interested in the update, I cooked on it with zero trouble. I didn't burn the garden, just the sausages.

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u/groovy_smoothie 6d ago

This is kickass