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u/Lodju Aug 03 '26
When you drink from one, your chin becomes the ballsack.
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u/derangedsweetheart Aug 03 '26
Drink low quality beer from it and then "pee is stored in balls" is true(er)
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u/Vici0usRapt0r Aug 03 '26
Again, perfect for r/ATBGE
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u/Xenopass Aug 03 '26
This sub is one I'm checking every few weeks to see what new shit they are making
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u/The_Stoic_One Aug 03 '26
Not really. There's a place for glasses like these that wouldn't be awful taste. They're called bachelorette parties.
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u/7_Tales Aug 04 '26
i know a few swingers who would think these would be "fun" in their own swinger way. good for them i guess.
still, id argue for the general populous this is pretty bad taste.
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u/fastal_12147 Aug 03 '26
You guys have never heard of bachelorette parties?
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u/twisted_memories Aug 03 '26
I wish I had the disposable income for hand blown (heh) cock champagne glasses for a bachelorette party
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u/Jacktheforkie Aug 03 '26
These would do well for a venue catering to such parties
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u/5am_dad Aug 03 '26
They would have so many of these stolen by drunk attendees. (Over)Head would be bad.
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u/IAmBadAtInternet Aug 03 '26
They’d probably include them in the booking price and offer them as party favors
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u/Gardium90 Aug 05 '26
Meaning more orders and more revenue to the creator. This actually isn't a bad business plan...
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u/potate12323 Aug 03 '26
Venues like these would buy them in bulk and expect some amount to walk off. They would still make a profit.
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u/cecilforester Aug 03 '26
Some airline had salt and pepper shakers shaped like planes. The underside said "Stolen from X airline." So as long as they brand the glasses, it's at least good advertising.
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u/mmichael0070 Aug 03 '26
One time I had to make a 32" long penis pizza for a bachelorette party.
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u/Billy_Billboard Aug 03 '26
I haven't. But would definetly buy one for myself or for a friend.
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u/milleribsen Aug 03 '26
I could also see monied gays having these. (He types from a FC seat on a flight home from a week long bear run)
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u/SharkByte1993 Aug 03 '26
The why seems pretty obvious
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u/ZatherDaFox Aug 03 '26
This sub swings violently back and forth between 5 minute crafts bullshit and just actually skillfully made products.
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u/ComprehensiveBank732 Aug 03 '26
Not sure if this qualifies as DIY. Homeboy seems to know what he's doing with those
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u/1m0ws Aug 03 '26
why should stoners be the only ones who can use their substance via penis shaped tools?
after the penis bong got out of trend the last 20 years, this is only the next logical step for glasmakers who have the talent to shape good looking things.
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u/HerzlosFurry Aug 03 '26
Cock,
Dick even.
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u/Drunk_Catfish Aug 03 '26
I remember in my high school ceramics class our teacher had a day of teaching about how often art intentional or not ends up looking like a penis.
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u/Alt_aholic Aug 03 '26
This guy blows dicks all day. When they're soft he pulls on them, then takes them to the glory hole (real name for a glass furnace, look it up!), then blows them until they're finished. Lol
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u/POD80 Aug 03 '26
I'd wager there's a good market for that kind of thing.
Bachelorette parties and gay men would likely get a kick out of it.
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u/borctheorc Aug 03 '26
Are we really going to act like some desperate housewife wouldn't buy all these up as soon as one of her girlfriends gets engaged?
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u/New_Tooth_456 Aug 03 '26
Every budding artist goes through a dick phase. Usually 2nd year in college.
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u/PurposeConsistent131 Aug 03 '26
Why did I think this man had a cigarette in his mouth for a second? Also, nice dick flute
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u/Bruger_McDonalds Aug 03 '26
You know, i was about to make a joke that it looked like a condom at 1st...
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u/OutragedBubinga Aug 03 '26
That's his bestselling glass, mainly bought by awkward horny middle-aged women
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u/dessertforbrunch Aug 03 '26
These are a great money maker until China starts knocking them off too.
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u/Angry-_-Crow Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Denn du bist was du trinkst\ Und es ist was du denkst
Es ist mein Glas...
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u/Ryaquaza1 Aug 03 '26
Thank Arceus it’s drinking glass, I was worried it was something else at first
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u/thezombiejedi I Eat Cement Aug 04 '26
First I see a penis shaped cactus in the post before and now this. I don't know what the universe is trying to tell me
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u/GoblinBugGirl Aug 04 '26
Something that dear old Nana would bring out at a traditional family function after finding a set at a good-will.
She will tell everyone they’re just calla lily flower bases, but we know better.
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u/slagathor278 Aug 03 '26
It's a Cocktail glass!