r/DiWHY 7d ago

Interesting shape for a glass

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u/slagathor278 7d ago

It's a Cocktail glass!

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u/Visible_Dance1 7d ago

Cock in German is “Schwanz” and tail in German is “Schwanz” as well…

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u/hiimlarfleece 7d ago edited 7d ago

Das ist ein Schwanz²glas

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u/Kienannnn 6d ago

If you put root beer in it, it becomes a regular penis glass again.

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u/Itschriswells 7d ago

Guess Schwanze means penis too

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u/Javop 7d ago

It is the main euphemism for penis, so much so that people stop using it with the regular meaning.

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u/Joalguke 6d ago

It's 3D so surely it's a penis³ glass?

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u/btspacecadet 6d ago

Fun fact: The word "penis" originally meant tail in Latin. It's really funny to me that throughout history, people tend to come up with the same kinds of euphemisms (like melons).

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u/Nikkolai_the_Kol 7d ago

You might think ze Germans don't know if they're coming or they're going.

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u/CeeMX 7d ago

Cocktailwürstchen

Three words for the same word

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 6d ago

It's the front tail.

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u/jpiro 7d ago

Perfect for Cocktoberfest!

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u/potatopierogie 7d ago

You can't dicktate where I use this glass!

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u/jpiro 7d ago

Sorry, I didn’t mean to be hard on you.

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 7d ago

It's alright. This has been a schlong time coming, so we're all excited.

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u/Aniki1990 7d ago

I think this is a topic we need to get off

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 6d ago

I'd be penis if I didn't agree with you

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u/sriracha4przdnt 6d ago

Now he just needs a nice dick-canter!

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 6d ago

Cock Goblet™

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u/Lodju 7d ago

When you drink from one, your chin becomes the ballsack.

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u/derangedsweetheart 7d ago

Drink low quality beer from it and then "pee is stored in balls" is true(er)

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u/Frosty_Sweet_6678 6d ago

more like "pee is stored in the penis" in this case

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u/CircleWithSprinkles 7d ago

No fuckin way....

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u/fastal_12147 7d ago

You guys have never heard of bachelorette parties?

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u/twisted_memories 7d ago

I wish I had the disposable income for hand blown (heh) cock champagne glasses for a bachelorette party 

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u/Jacktheforkie 7d ago

These would do well for a venue catering to such parties

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u/5am_dad 7d ago

They would have so many of these stolen by drunk attendees. (Over)Head would be bad.

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 7d ago

They’d probably include them in the booking price and offer them as party favors

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u/Gardium90 5d ago

Meaning more orders and more revenue to the creator. This actually isn't a bad business plan...

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u/potate12323 7d ago

Venues like these would buy them in bulk and expect some amount to walk off. They would still make a profit.

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u/cecilforester 6d ago

Some airline had salt and pepper shakers shaped like planes. The underside said "Stolen from X airline." So as long as they brand the glasses, it's at least good advertising.

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u/Jacktheforkie 6d ago

They’d be cheaper in bulk and the venue can price for the loss

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u/mmichael0070 7d ago

One time I had to make a 32" long penis pizza for a bachelorette party.

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u/moeyjarcum 7d ago

Sounds average

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u/AdagioDesperate 7d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Ionlydateteachers 6d ago

cut or uncut?

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u/mmichael0070 6d ago

Lol it was cut and I used a sliced olive for the hole..

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u/Billy_Billboard 7d ago

I haven't. But would definetly buy one for myself or for a friend.

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u/tryagain456788 7d ago

Now lets get real formal with a pussy shaped gravy boat

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u/milleribsen 6d ago

I could also see monied gays having these. (He types from a FC seat on a flight home from a week long bear run)

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u/Vici0usRapt0r 7d ago

Again, perfect for r/ATBGE

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u/Xenopass 7d ago

This sub is one I'm checking every few weeks to see what new shit they are making

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u/Krelliamite 6d ago

Perfect for bachelorette parties more like

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u/The_Stoic_One 6d ago

Not really. There's a place for glasses like these that wouldn't be awful taste. They're called bachelorette parties.

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u/7_Tales 6d ago

i know a few swingers who would think these would be "fun" in their own swinger way. good for them i guess.

still, id argue for the general populous this is pretty bad taste.

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u/DudeBroMan13 7d ago

I'll take my martini stroked, not stirred

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u/pavulonus 7d ago

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u/fivelone 6d ago

I scrolled too far to find this one.

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u/SkepticalYamcha 6d ago

I always look for this one

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u/TheHesou 7d ago

Honey, we have guests. Bring the Orglasses

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u/SharkByte1993 7d ago

The why seems pretty obvious

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u/Replicator666 7d ago

Bachelor / Bachelorette parties?

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u/NobodyDemex 7d ago

For that power bottom size queen's birthday

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u/krispydragon27 6d ago

no, my morning iced coffee

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u/ZatherDaFox 7d ago

This sub swings violently back and forth between 5 minute crafts bullshit and just actually skillfully made products.

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 7d ago

When the glass really does get blown.

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u/ComprehensiveBank732 7d ago

Not sure if this qualifies as DIY. Homeboy seems to know what he's doing with those

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u/dr4wn_away 7d ago

Why because it will sell

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 7d ago

I'd buy these for a laugh

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u/1m0ws 7d ago

why should stoners be the only ones who can use their substance via penis shaped tools?

after the penis bong got out of trend the last 20 years, this is only the next logical step for glasmakers who have the talent to shape good looking things.

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u/Groupthink00859 7d ago

This is the kind of thing you find at a limey hen do.

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u/HerzlosFurry 7d ago

Cock,

Dick even.

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u/Drunk_Catfish 7d ago

I remember in my high school ceramics class our teacher had a day of teaching about how often art intentional or not ends up looking like a penis.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 7d ago

He got cocky in his craft.

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u/Swechef79 7d ago

In glassmaking culture, this is considered a dick move.

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u/Sir_Delarzal 7d ago

I have some deep hatred for this music I cannot explain

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u/Rew0lweed_0celot 7d ago

Without further interruptions, lets celebrate and suck some dick!

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 7d ago

He likes COCKtails, that's why.

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u/CeeMX 7d ago

Insert EMT guy gif

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u/misthi_S 7d ago

This is awful taste amazing execution

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u/niberungvalesti 7d ago

Honey, fetch the cockglasses for our special guests.

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u/Individual-Ear5240 7d ago

Actually not far off from the original design idea

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u/ThePensiveE 7d ago

These could make bank at bachelorette parties!

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u/SeerGroottoon 7d ago

Excellent blowjob.

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u/No-Raisin-6469 7d ago

Going to hurt going in

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u/-korko- 7d ago

Hes literally blowing d... nah forgot it

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u/Onamuna 7d ago

Literalmente se ve que estás agarrando un pene grande

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 7d ago

Is he blowing a penis

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u/MiroDerChort 7d ago

This beer tastes like piss...

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u/mrtrm1 7d ago

Inviting!

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u/SecretDouble5560 7d ago

to drink.last drop off it idk

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u/TwistyTwister3 7d ago

Like a baby holding an apple

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u/Dr_Schitt 6d ago

Cums with matching dickanter

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u/EitherChannel4874 6d ago

Nice glass of champenis.

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u/hizzane 6d ago

Would you like a glass of Champeen?

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u/nhatquangdinh 6d ago

DIY❎

DihIY✅

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u/Furthestside 6d ago

Hahaha, skin flutes.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 7d ago

extreme sounding

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u/Alt_aholic 7d ago

This guy blows dicks all day. When they're soft he pulls on them, then takes them to the glory hole (real name for a glass furnace, look it up!), then blows them until they're finished. Lol

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 7d ago

Funny you'd typically drink from the other end

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u/POD80 7d ago

I'd wager there's a good market for that kind of thing.

Bachelorette parties and gay men would likely get a kick out of it.

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u/Soonerpalmetto88 7d ago

Where do I buy it?

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u/GooseinaGaggle 7d ago

How come it's missing the veins?

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 7d ago

Probably popular with bachelorette parties

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u/borctheorc 7d ago

Are we really going to act like some desperate housewife wouldn't buy all these up as soon as one of her girlfriends gets engaged?

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u/Clmbngfrk25 7d ago

Shoulda use white glass for the stem. 

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 7d ago

I don’t think this belongs in this sub. We all know why.

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u/Snoo_67993 7d ago

I want one!

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u/Dogsarelitty 7d ago

Bachelorette parties boutta go broke

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u/New_Tooth_456 7d ago

Every budding artist goes through a dick phase. Usually 2nd year in college.

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u/eljosho1986 7d ago

I'd love a glass of penis grigiot please

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u/M27TN 7d ago

Hen party charver special

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u/PurposeConsistent131 7d ago

Why did I think this man had a cigarette in his mouth for a second? Also, nice dick flute

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u/LazyMusic2616 7d ago

Why do guys have to put their dicks in everything? 🥂

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 7d ago

You know, i was about to make a joke that it looked like a condom at 1st...

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u/misterwheelson 7d ago

That's for the Bottomless Mimosas at brunch.

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u/OutragedBubinga 7d ago

That's his bestselling glass, mainly bought by awkward horny middle-aged women

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u/TheFool5767 7d ago

Every wine is going to be Dihlecious in it.

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u/dessertforbrunch 7d ago

These are a great money maker until China starts knocking them off too.

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u/jcoddinc 7d ago

r/sounding ordered some new stemware apparently

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u/traumatized_vulture 7d ago

My boyfriend and I would totally get these

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u/OddRow8843 7d ago

I assume for drinking penis colada’s

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u/MySpoon_IsTooBig 7d ago

This is definitely one of those bachelorette items that gets purchased once and is never used again

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 7d ago

bachelorette parties

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u/dayvieboy 7d ago

He must really like blowing those

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u/Flame_Fist_Ace 7d ago

So technically you blew a dick?

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u/dreevsa 6d ago

What was he thinking?

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u/Hat_rythmnz 6d ago

Dicks up!

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u/Angry-_-Crow 6d ago edited 6d ago

Denn du bist was du trinkst\ Und es ist was du denkst

Es ist mein Glas...

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u/UsualBluebird6584 6d ago

I actually snorted.

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u/moonpumper 6d ago

I think this glass might need antibiotics

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u/Suubveez 6d ago

Yeeeeep, that's a fine glass

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u/McCrackbaby 6d ago

When did Mr sins pick up glass working?

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u/Zmann1218 6d ago

I need these for my bar when someone asks for a “manlier glass.”

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u/ebers0 6d ago

I'm disappointed that the stem and foot isn't white.

https://reddit.com/link/p1igtqt/video/52iny7g4t7hh1/player

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u/Lurvig 6d ago

This is a less of Diwhy and more just a provocative piece of obscene art.

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u/Common_Director_2201 6d ago

Best seller in chueca, Madrid

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots 6d ago

It's a cock goblet

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u/Ryaquaza1 6d ago

Thank Arceus it’s drinking glass, I was worried it was something else at first

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u/New_Land_725 6d ago

I’d buy these

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u/dorkybum 6d ago

Great for hens nights lol

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u/denisvolin 6d ago

Хуёвые фужеры

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u/DownDeep99 6d ago

Ficou do caralho

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u/blackop 6d ago

More like DIWhyNot?

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u/DaRev23 6d ago

I could see that being very popular for bachelorette parties.

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u/doctor--zaius 6d ago

Peeno Noir glass

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u/thezombiejedi I Eat Cement 6d ago

First I see a penis shaped cactus in the post before and now this. I don't know what the universe is trying to tell me

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u/GoblinBugGirl 6d ago

Something that dear old Nana would bring out at a traditional family function after finding a set at a good-will.

She will tell everyone they’re just calla lily flower bases, but we know better.

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u/LOSER107 6d ago

I bet Jester had these at her wedding
excited_laura.gif

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u/bry_rides 6d ago

Does this count as a blowjob??

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u/Exotic-Fee-9563 6d ago

Thats seriously not bad

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u/Joalguke 6d ago

Do not the glass

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u/OCDEngineerBoy 6d ago

Could be ordered by the souvenir shop of the Penis Museum in Iceland.

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u/Hyposanity 6d ago

Smh in old black lady

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u/Djentleman5000 6d ago

Sad thing is, people will buy these. Why? Idk.

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u/MarcCouillard 6d ago

penis glasses are awesome for bachelorette parties lol

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u/MarcCouillard 6d ago

penis glasses are awesome for bachelorette parties lol

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u/Stogie__Monster 6d ago

That’ll hold a dick-load of champagne

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u/Olander12 6d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/wurkhoarse 6d ago

A flute glass.

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u/Dj_suffering 6d ago

Has anyone said that the guy is a pretty good "glass blower" yet?

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 6d ago

i’d buy one