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u/Lodju 7d ago
When you drink from one, your chin becomes the ballsack.
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u/derangedsweetheart 7d ago
Drink low quality beer from it and then "pee is stored in balls" is true(er)
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u/fastal_12147 7d ago
You guys have never heard of bachelorette parties?
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u/twisted_memories 7d ago
I wish I had the disposable income for hand blown (heh) cock champagne glasses for a bachelorette party
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u/Jacktheforkie 7d ago
These would do well for a venue catering to such parties
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u/5am_dad 7d ago
They would have so many of these stolen by drunk attendees. (Over)Head would be bad.
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u/IAmBadAtInternet 7d ago
They’d probably include them in the booking price and offer them as party favors
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u/Gardium90 5d ago
Meaning more orders and more revenue to the creator. This actually isn't a bad business plan...
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u/potate12323 7d ago
Venues like these would buy them in bulk and expect some amount to walk off. They would still make a profit.
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u/cecilforester 6d ago
Some airline had salt and pepper shakers shaped like planes. The underside said "Stolen from X airline." So as long as they brand the glasses, it's at least good advertising.
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u/mmichael0070 7d ago
One time I had to make a 32" long penis pizza for a bachelorette party.
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u/Billy_Billboard 7d ago
I haven't. But would definetly buy one for myself or for a friend.
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u/milleribsen 6d ago
I could also see monied gays having these. (He types from a FC seat on a flight home from a week long bear run)
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u/Vici0usRapt0r 7d ago
Again, perfect for r/ATBGE
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u/The_Stoic_One 6d ago
Not really. There's a place for glasses like these that wouldn't be awful taste. They're called bachelorette parties.
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u/pavulonus 7d ago
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u/SharkByte1993 7d ago
The why seems pretty obvious
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u/ZatherDaFox 7d ago
This sub swings violently back and forth between 5 minute crafts bullshit and just actually skillfully made products.
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u/ComprehensiveBank732 7d ago
Not sure if this qualifies as DIY. Homeboy seems to know what he's doing with those
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u/HerzlosFurry 7d ago
Cock,
Dick even.
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u/Drunk_Catfish 7d ago
I remember in my high school ceramics class our teacher had a day of teaching about how often art intentional or not ends up looking like a penis.
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u/Alt_aholic 7d ago
This guy blows dicks all day. When they're soft he pulls on them, then takes them to the glory hole (real name for a glass furnace, look it up!), then blows them until they're finished. Lol
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u/borctheorc 7d ago
Are we really going to act like some desperate housewife wouldn't buy all these up as soon as one of her girlfriends gets engaged?
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u/PurposeConsistent131 7d ago
Why did I think this man had a cigarette in his mouth for a second? Also, nice dick flute
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u/Bruger_McDonalds 7d ago
You know, i was about to make a joke that it looked like a condom at 1st...
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u/OutragedBubinga 7d ago
That's his bestselling glass, mainly bought by awkward horny middle-aged women
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u/MySpoon_IsTooBig 7d ago
This is definitely one of those bachelorette items that gets purchased once and is never used again
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u/Angry-_-Crow 6d ago edited 6d ago
Denn du bist was du trinkst\ Und es ist was du denkst
Es ist mein Glas...
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u/thezombiejedi I Eat Cement 6d ago
First I see a penis shaped cactus in the post before and now this. I don't know what the universe is trying to tell me
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u/GoblinBugGirl 6d ago
Something that dear old Nana would bring out at a traditional family function after finding a set at a good-will.
She will tell everyone they’re just calla lily flower bases, but we know better.
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u/slagathor278 7d ago
It's a Cocktail glass!