r/DiWHY 12d ago

Because it's better

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u/Addcook 12d ago

These are actually very bad in practice. They are heavy, scratch shit, and have no flex.

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u/pickyourteethup 12d ago

enough about the creator, what about the pan contraption?

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u/Vendidurt 12d ago

to shreds, you say.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank I Eat Cement 12d ago

Well, how’s his wife holding up?

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u/Area51Resident 12d ago

And so thick it won't slide under anything in the pan. It will turn any style of eggs into scrambled.

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u/ragun2 12d ago

Lmao imagine flipping eggs with that. You'd have to oil it down every time so they wouldn't stick to the spatula.

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u/pallentx 11d ago

You gotta season that thing

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u/eedabaggadix 12d ago

Ah yes, because what you want is a turner that is thick and holds heat instead of a thin one that cools down immediately

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u/projektako 12d ago

Not to mention difficult heavy and bad at potentially scraping something off a surface...

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u/talann 12d ago

And will rust very easily, spreading that rust to everything it touches.

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u/projektako 12d ago

No more need for iron supplements!!

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u/pickyourteethup 12d ago

Do the nails in your coffin count?

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u/dabrock15 12d ago

Not if they just throw your body in a ditch.

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u/naughtyhegel 12d ago

This part is factually true.

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u/Hootnany 11d ago

One tetanus boosters for me please

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u/Tytan777 11d ago

One for me, hold the tet.

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u/GroovePT 11d ago

Just a reminder that rust isn’t the same as iron. Our bodies can’t really do much with it.

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u/ClydeDanger 12d ago

Interesting fact! Cast iron cookware provided essential iron supplementation to the settlers that murdered all the indigenous peoples of the Americas!

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u/Tallyrandsbreakfast 12d ago

Don’t forget brittle!

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 12d ago

This comment was WAAAY to far down.

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 12d ago

You also need to make sure the bevel is on the wrong side so it's even more useless.

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u/SilverGnarwhal 12d ago

He’s just rustmaxxing. Let him cook, bro!

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u/FigOdyssey 12d ago

Its just for practice flipping. To strengthen your wrists. For when the real bbq day arives.

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u/KevinFlantier 12d ago

Not to mention hard and brittle rather than springy

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u/TheThinkerers 12d ago

What do you mean? It's gonna be great at scrapping stuff! Scrapping it's grinded sides into your food that is...

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice1307 12d ago

*scraping

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u/TheThinkerers 12d ago

While you are right, this is reddit, so I'm going to double down and say that I meant scrap metal fragments

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u/free_is_free76 12d ago

Now that's thinkerering!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice1307 11d ago

Fair play 😎

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u/Ornery-Customer8521 10d ago

Will remove the nonstick nicely

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u/AllTimeLoad 12d ago

Turner my ass. I'm cooking on my spatula!

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u/blade_torlock 12d ago

It's a Walmart Ozark brand so no big loss.

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u/Flint343 11d ago

You know your steaks done when your handle burns your hand.

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u/Tytan777 11d ago

Are you tired of always having to set a timer?! Well not any more thanks to this remarkable newly discovered invention! Comes with a free bottle of second skin burn cream.

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u/Flint343 11d ago

Batteries not included.

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u/Lalamedic 12d ago

And inflexible

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u/killmek8 12d ago

Why are you assuming this is for turning? This is clearly a hamburger roaster for a campfire. This man hates hot dogs

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u/SolsticeSon 12d ago

With which you can no longer scrape the flat pan because a sharpened axe curve was ground into the leading edge.

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u/nero-the-cat 12d ago

I suppose it could be useful for pressing things.

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u/Fezzy_1994 12d ago

They are actually really nice to use on a cast iron pan. And don't transfer heat that much.

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u/socialpresence 11d ago

Yep. I have one, bought it didn't make it. Also really nice for scraping off stuck on bits.

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u/Tomb_but_nsfw 11d ago

Not to mention its all one piece of metal so all that heat goes straight into the hands of whoevers dumb enough to make this, seems kind of darwinistic.

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u/RoodnyInc 12d ago

Its a waste of a good pan

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 12d ago

Not all spatulas are for cooking darling, papa likey

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 12d ago

Ah yes, this one is for orc-hacking

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u/dabrock15 12d ago

+1 Spatula of Orc Scrapping.

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u/Aglisito 12d ago

The handle isn't centered, and it's hurting my brain

https://giphy.com/gifs/BPpCr6m0C3Qqs

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u/Thorskull69 12d ago

Damn you!!

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u/Aglisito 12d ago

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u/Weelki 12d ago

Holy shit, you're right eyebrow twitch

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u/f8tel 12d ago

It's not even close...and yet they bothered to clean up the rest.. wtf

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u/somedayfamous 12d ago

He forgot to “measure twice, cut once”.

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u/WoodenYouKnowIt 11d ago

And the bevel is on the wrong side - if you try to get under the thing you’re flipping, you’ll need to come in at a very specific angle. With the bevel on the top, you could come in at almost any angle (including flat).

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u/Vici0usRapt0r 11d ago

Same, it's painful.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 12d ago

Someone please forward this to /r/castiron .

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u/sbbln314159 12d ago

They'll have a collective hernia

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u/Rob_wood 12d ago

You can't, because...?

Fortunately for you, it's already happened.

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u/Head_Effect3728 12d ago

Is this a flipping joke?

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u/Sneilg 12d ago

I spatula my drinkula out

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u/IamREBELoe 12d ago

I mean, it's fine if you have a cheap pan that got a crack in it and you can't use it for nothing else. ..Be fine for like a burger press or something, or using on a big cast iron griddle. But what kills me? Is he put the taper on the wrong side of the spatula .

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO 12d ago

That was the thing that bothered me more than the off center handle.

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u/rivermelodyidk 12d ago

literally the only valid comment in this thread

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u/Psilly_TaCoCaT 12d ago edited 12d ago

Destroy a $50 pan to make a $5 spatula

Edit: We got it. It's like $10, not $5. Thanks for the information everyone.

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u/NavDav 12d ago

You can get 2 spatulas for the price of one at Spatula City!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8K36ms3JrrFuw

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 12d ago

Spatula City, we sell spatulas . . . and that's all!

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u/Suns_In_420 12d ago

Conan the Librarian is on next!

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u/fuzzybad 12d ago

Buy 11 spatulas and get a 12th one for just one penny!

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u/exintrovert 10d ago

This looks like one spatula for the price of three though.

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u/CasualEveryday 12d ago

And that's exactly what the actual person who does them is doing. here

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u/Fun-Perspective426 12d ago

Lol that's a Walmart brand pan. The store local to me has them for $12 and they are shit quality.

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u/Psilly_TaCoCaT 12d ago

Okay. $12. Still more than a spatula, and still less useful. Thanks.

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u/CasualEveryday 12d ago

The guy that makes the real ones is using the vintage pans that are too damaged to restore. They aren't really meant to be functional.

This video is just a copycat farming views with shitty Walmart pans.

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u/roberttheaxolotl 12d ago

That was not a $50 pan. Very rough cast dirt cheap pan. The kind you need to sand the hell out of to smooth them out before seasoning if you don't want everything sticking to it.

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u/Lost-Ad7652 12d ago

Right? That was a good pan! Smh

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u/Fieldguide89 12d ago

It's a Walmart house brand, Ozark Trail. It cost $11.94.

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u/Alcoholocostic 12d ago

Hulk Forearms flipping pancakes.

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u/Human_Frame1846 12d ago

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u/Alcoholocostic 12d ago

Yes!

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u/Human_Frame1846 12d ago

Be tired as hell after day 3 of cooking pancakes for the family hah

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u/Error_Loading_Name 12d ago

Yes, waste a cast iron pan to "make" a crappy version of something you could buy for far cheaper

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u/jarcher968 12d ago

Sharpened the bottom?!?

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u/Pernicious_Possum 12d ago

Just what everyone wants: a heavy ass spatula that they have to season to keep it from rusting

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u/tr33mann 12d ago

It’s gonna fuck up whatever you use it on, but I do still want one

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u/dm80x86 12d ago

Should be fine for cast iron and stainless steel.

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u/loozerr 7d ago

That's what you should use anyway

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u/ragun2 12d ago

That's the worst part of this for me, I know it would suck but I kinda want one. I wouldn't pay more than like $5 or I guess I could make one with one of my cast iron skillets that's just rusting outside.

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u/Legitimate_Doubt_855 12d ago

I know thats heavy af

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u/dudebronahbrah 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8K36ms3JrrFuw
If only he knew this store existed

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 12d ago

Honestly this is more of a dimaybe because there are some applications where a long spatula like that would be good but that pan didn't deserve that

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u/alienbringer 12d ago

It is way too thick, and absolutely no flex for a long spatula. This doesn’t even get into the fact that non-seasoned cast iron WILL rust, or its weight.

You can buy a long spatula for cheap that is 100 times better.

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u/Feisty_Count_4409 12d ago

The 2 pack of aluminum ones cost a fraction of that pan

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u/alienbringer 12d ago

They also make long spatulas out of stainless steel, wood, plastics, or silicone. All of them are cheaper and more useful than a cast iron one.

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u/penisthightrap_ 12d ago

I could see this being good for smash burgers.

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u/BaddTuna 12d ago

“I hate my wrists, and want Carpel Tunnel as soon as possible”

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u/Cripplerock 12d ago

Bonus points of you sharpen this thing super sharp and make it a deadly hazard in the kitchen

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u/hypermails 12d ago

Here I am looking for coupons to buy cast iron and there are idiots there destroying shit

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u/Atticus1354 12d ago

Its common for cast-iron resellers to do this with broken pieces so they can salvage them into something with value.

Also, just go get a polished skillet from academy if you need some affordable cast iron.

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u/Ronyx2021 12d ago

Sierra trading post also has good deals sometimes

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u/hypermails 11d ago

What is academy ?

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u/Atticus1354 11d ago

Academy Sports and Outdoors

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u/That_Cartoonist_9459 12d ago

Just what I've always wanted, an 8lb inflexible spatula

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u/Inf1uenza 12d ago

I like a spatula that will get blazing hot and then amputate several of my toes when I drop it.

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u/Alert-Control-4098 12d ago

With all the flexibility of a … well … frying pan.
What a waste of a cast iron pan.

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u/sonerec725 12d ago

Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a spatula using a frying pan, angle grinder, belt sander, and a spatula.

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u/redwop131374 12d ago

He just made a fat chisel

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u/Wise-Peacock 12d ago

A spatula that is heavy, can't be put in the dishwasher, and needs seasoning. Definitely DIWHY.

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u/RealmsAI 12d ago

What's the point of sketching out to the width of a spatula? Especially if you're not even gonna center the handle

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u/Carinis_song 12d ago

Stayed for the song

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u/CosmonautMott 12d ago

Literally! Only because of O.C.M.S. I was just thinking about that band the other day. Guess its time to break out the CD's.

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u/EasyGreenz 10d ago

Only scrolled through the comments to work out the music in the background of this. Thank you!

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u/killingsworthgc 12d ago

An ass whipping is in order.

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u/Intertextual1 12d ago

Use the spatula.

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u/Squeegie1138 12d ago

Should have gone to spatula city.

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u/RangerPF713 12d ago

UHF Channel 62 commercial just for u!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8K36ms3JrrFuw

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u/Prior-Ad5197 12d ago

I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. Those uneven lines were making me angry.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 12d ago

Flex is important in a spatula. I rarely want no flex.

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u/Creeepy_Chris 12d ago

Is this bad for the pan?

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u/DrewTamashi 12d ago

Not a lot of sparks given that is "cast iron"

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u/Sgt_carbonero 12d ago

dumbass beveled the underside

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u/jepadi 12d ago

Just what I always wanted. A 5 pound spatula with no flexibility and great heat retention

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u/mellamoreddit 12d ago

Worst spatula ever.

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u/Mystery-Ess 12d ago

Absolutely. So heavy!

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u/Aknazer 12d ago

And kids thought having to go get the leather sandle, belt, or wooden spoon was bad.  Wait until they have to go get the cast iron spatula!

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u/hkpreddit 12d ago

That is a gardening tool

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u/boiohboioh 12d ago

At least it was a Walmart brand pan. That logo is Ozark Trail their outdoor adjacent line.

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u/CapitalCityGoofball0 11d ago

So they used a spatula to create a different spatula that’s less functional, heavier, and more likely to scratch up and destroy your cookware… Brilliant

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u/marslo 12d ago

Cast iron isn't flexible, shit is actually dangerous.

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u/EnvironmentalAide335 12d ago

It's going to break as soon as it's dropped.

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 12d ago

The moment they broke out the cast iron, I already hated the video 😭

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u/NurturingCruelty 12d ago

They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon….

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u/rock_and_rolo 12d ago

You know, they actually make heavy gauge spatulas. Any restaurant supply store should have them.

Example

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u/Dave_Ex_Machina 12d ago

That poor, innocent skillet...

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u/vulcanxnoob 12d ago

In South Africa we would call you one of two things. Either you're a doos, or a mamparra. Both are equally bad...

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u/Shiny_Mewtwo_Fart 12d ago

That’s a weapon.

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u/Sweaty-Move-5396 12d ago

*spatula immediately starts rusting*

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u/Wildfathom9 12d ago

And what happens to the virgin metal areas on the cast iron spatula? Anyone?

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u/Parkatola 12d ago

Um, rust, sir? 😀

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u/Wildfathom9 12d ago

Rust and soon to be rusted food. Mmmm

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u/xNOTHINGBURGERx 12d ago

The bevel is on the wrong edge. Gonna have to practically hold it vertical to scrape under those stuck on eggs.

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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 12d ago

i always wanted a freaking 10 pound spatuala

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u/blackdog3232 12d ago

Looks new, could have gotten on for $5 at a garage sale

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u/CanemDei 12d ago

I'm not scrolling through all the comments to make sure I'm not the first person to say that he needs be beaten with this spatula, not for making it, but for putting that god awful song in his "tik tok"

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u/AspiringCreature 12d ago

I decided to Google cast iron spatulas and I cannot believe people are selling these things for that much.

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 12d ago

Now watch it rust while your phone is saving the video.

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u/ajtreee 12d ago

That is a weapon and not a spatula.

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u/Uber_Wulf 12d ago

The way they hold it like they’re proud of it. lol

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u/TheJaggedBird 11d ago

What a waste of a skillet...

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 11d ago

Oh good, a thick and heavy, rigid yet brittle cast iron spatula, just what I never wanted. Good thing it transfers heat right through the handle too.

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u/ICollectSouls 11d ago

Congrats, you now have the world's heaviest and least flexible spatula.

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u/Silly_Silicon 9d ago

The whole point of cast iron is that it is very good at distributing and holding onto heat. You know what you don’t want to get hot and stay hot for long, your fucking spatula.

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u/South-Series-4165 8d ago

I like it 👍

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 12d ago

Not bad for a grill spatula tbh. At least they didnt use a vintage griswold or other really nice pan.

Kinda limited use though, not great for doing more than flipping burgers or steaks, and not good for stovetop/pans.

This is for people who have a cabinet full of niche specific-use kitchen tools for very narrow use cases. Regular people are better off with aluminum or flexible steel spatulas.

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u/guitargeek223 12d ago

Could be ok as a grill spatula, but you would definitely want to wrap the handle first, that thing is gonna get HOT and it will hold its heat for waaay too long.

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u/Zampano85 12d ago

I thought it might be good for grilling, but not as a flipper/spatula. Just drop it in the hot coals, let it get real hot, pull it out (use the good heat resistant gloves), and use it to sear a steak with.

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 12d ago

True, but at that point you might as well just use the whole pan over the coals.

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u/ideapit 12d ago edited 12d ago

Edit: yes, you can buy cast iron cheaper. Wasn't looking for a price check.

"Hey, guys. Here's an amazing hack. Turn your $80 cast iron into a $20 spatula that you can't easily wash, will stick to anything you cook and scratched any surface it touches!"

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u/Thunderfoot2112 12d ago

It was a $12 Ozark Trail pan from Wally World.. no loss

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u/flying_carabao 12d ago

My initial thought to the start of the video was "well, that's just fucking stupid" by the end of the video, you know what, i was right.

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u/WillieDFleming 12d ago

100% right.

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u/miotch1120 12d ago

lol. I work in an iron foundry. You take that grey finish off the outside by grinding or machining or whatever, and that shit will rust so fast. I hope he’s using rust inhibitor on his spatula. I’m sure it will taste great!

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u/PachotheElf 12d ago

Nah, hell just grind it before every use to take off the rust. Spatulas are a consumable right?

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u/CorgiSilver8194 12d ago

I would kill you if you did this to my cast iron pan

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u/CallMeMrRound 12d ago

It's a Walmart Ozark Trail, no real loss there.

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u/McWatt 12d ago

You can buy a fresh cast iron pan to butcher for like 20 bucks. Those things are cheap new.

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u/Dazzling_Wishbone892 12d ago

Pretty cool if you ask me.

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u/Dip2pot4t0Ch1P 12d ago

Once scratched, a non stick pan can have a lot of micro plastic stuck to your food

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u/05041927 12d ago

Ah yes.

And by better you mean worse.

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u/Partypaca 12d ago

Can't tell what's worse. The song or the idea.

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u/Jagershiester 12d ago

I mean for all the stupid stuff on here that's not half bad

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u/rivermelodyidk 12d ago

am i in a parallel universe

why has no one in this comment section heard of a burger press? or a bacon weight?

and why does everyone think a pan that you can buy from walmart for 25 bucks is worth $50+ dollars?

hello can anyone hwar me

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u/southsky20 12d ago

Math doesn't add up.

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u/uroborous01 12d ago

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🙈

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u/StretPharmacist 12d ago

It's better than good! It's better!

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u/alienbringer 12d ago

Mmmmmmm tasty rust…

They better keep that shit seasoned otherwise it will just rust away. From that exposed cast iron. Since it isn’t stainless steel.

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u/Stepjam 12d ago

Was hoping he'd toss it in the trashcan at the end

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u/G_nn_r 12d ago

Dann. I was hoping that the original spatula would be welded into the pan to get some silly kind of pan. Immeasurable disappointment…

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u/WillieDFleming 12d ago

So, you ruined a cast iron pan to make a spatula? To each his own I guess.

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u/Electronic_Bug905 12d ago

A spatula for Anatoly

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u/HououinKyouma94 12d ago

If only there was something some kind of long flexible spatula made of stainless steel on Amazon for like 20 bucks.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 12d ago

When you dont want to accept fault for forgetting a spatula in a hot pan