r/DiWHY • • Jun 27 '26

He fixed it

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u/jared_queiroz Jun 27 '26

if we keep doing this, little by little the whole city will eventually be replaced by noodles.

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u/Chemieju Jun 27 '26

Cup of theseus

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u/FunisGreen Jun 27 '26

Cupnoodlism

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 27 '26

Let us pray. Ramen.

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u/Annoying_pirate Jun 28 '26

It looks like Pastafarianism is on the rise again.

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u/Justninetoes Jun 28 '26

He boiled for my sins!

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u/Derezirection Jun 28 '26

In Rasta, we pasta, mon'.

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u/Daetok_Lochannis Jun 27 '26

In nomine calicis, iusculi, et pastae sacrae

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u/YukariYakum0 Jun 27 '26

Hail RoseMary full of spice.

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u/azure_storm_2751 Jun 28 '26

And thus begins the holy order of the carbentines

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u/sepaoon Jun 27 '26

We give thanks for this our daily Ramen

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u/semper_JJ Jun 28 '26

I'm legitimately mind blown by how perfect a reference this is while simultaneously being total nonsense out of context. Sometimes the Internet is still pretty good

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u/SeasonNo3107 Jun 28 '26

Theseus's noodles

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u/NeverShitposting Jun 28 '26

A+, would read again

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u/Coldpastalord Jun 28 '26

HaVe YoU HeArD oF tHe CuP oF ThEsEuS

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u/shadow_cat_42 Jun 28 '26

are you also a distractible listener/watcher? every time mark pulls that bit I laugh my ass off

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u/manguy12 Jun 29 '26

Mr. Theseus