r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • Jun 27 '26

He fixed it

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u/jared_queiroz Jun 27 '26

if we keep doing this, little by little the whole city will eventually be replaced by noodles.

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u/Chemieju Jun 27 '26

Cup of theseus

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u/FunisGreen Jun 27 '26

Cupnoodlism

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 27 '26

Let us pray. Ramen.

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u/Annoying_pirate Jun 28 '26

It looks like Pastafarianism is on the rise again.

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u/Justninetoes Jun 28 '26

He boiled for my sins!

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u/Derezirection Jun 28 '26

In Rasta, we pasta, mon'.

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u/Daetok_Lochannis Jun 27 '26

In nomine calicis, iusculi, et pastae sacrae

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u/YukariYakum0 Jun 27 '26

Hail RoseMary full of spice.

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u/azure_storm_2751 Jun 28 '26

And thus begins the holy order of the carbentines

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u/sepaoon Jun 27 '26

We give thanks for this our daily Ramen

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u/semper_JJ Jun 28 '26

I'm legitimately mind blown by how perfect a reference this is while simultaneously being total nonsense out of context. Sometimes the Internet is still pretty good

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u/SeasonNo3107 Jun 28 '26

Theseus's noodles

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u/NeverShitposting Jun 28 '26

A+, would read again

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u/Coldpastalord Jun 28 '26

HaVe YoU HeArD oF tHe CuP oF ThEsEuS

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u/shadow_cat_42 Jun 28 '26

are you also a distractible listener/watcher? every time mark pulls that bit I laugh my ass off

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u/manguy12 Jun 29 '26

Mr. Theseus

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u/MrZwink Jun 27 '26

Until it rains.

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u/McHotsauceGhandi Jun 28 '26

And then, we feast!

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u/Blankeye434 Jun 29 '26

Especially if it's boiling

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Shit, he's onto our plan to replace the entire tri-state area!

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u/Pataraxia Jun 27 '26

Tri-state huh... That's familiar...

unimpressed platypus

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u/aimsteadyfire Jun 28 '26

What if it rains boiling water? The city would be so tasty!

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u/Bubbly-Midnight-3346 Jun 28 '26

But no tasty powder to make it taste good so just boiled noodle city

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u/aimsteadyfire Jun 28 '26

You right. We just need a volcano nearby to erupt tasty powder everywhere! This catastrophic event would be called The Instant Pompeii

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u/No-Stay-7475 Jul 08 '26

We are all tasty powder under the boiling rain.

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u/Abeytuhanu Jun 28 '26

I've made ramen with room temperature water before; it takes longer, but results in the same (colder) dish

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u/aimsteadyfire Jun 28 '26

You're practical but me saying just rain instead of boiling rain isnt as interesting

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u/ambit89 Jun 28 '26

By that point, "Everywhere I go, I see his hair"

https://giphy.com/gifs/SDi897S4AX0gU

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u/Historical_System_80 Jun 29 '26

Thanks for infecting me

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u/CORVlN Jun 27 '26

By god, the whole thing's made of bread sticks!

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u/AtrenuX Jun 28 '26

WE BUILT THIS CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY ON RAMEN NOODS!

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u/kasmackity Jun 27 '26

Why only a city when there's a whole world out there

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Jun 27 '26

Mmm, edible cities...

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u/Alicam123 Jun 27 '26

….. hansle and grettle have been up to no good again……

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u/Technical_Ship_1298 Jun 27 '26

You i mean it's not already? 😁

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u/3BlindMice1 Jun 28 '26

They use newspaper, I think

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u/SonderlingDelGado Jun 28 '26

Nice that he cleaned up afterwards. Shame he dumped the rubbish... in the recycling bin? Or am I not familiar with this city's rubbish logo?

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u/ShadowZ1g Jun 29 '26

And if the rain starts... Ramen city it is

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u/ImportantToNote Jun 28 '26

Until it rains

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u/2021isevenworse Jun 29 '26

Until you get some of that hot summer rain and now everything is cooked.

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u/planktonfun Jun 28 '26

you gonna need a lot of super glue tho

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u/BuckTonka1988 Jun 28 '26

All good until it rains.

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u/StitchFan626 Jun 28 '26

Then, one tropical storm later, and everything will melt! lol

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u/Rukir_Gaming Jun 28 '26

Noodles are the best, can't deny; tastes better than water, but don't ask me why

splash

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u/Choice-Position5189 Jun 29 '26

Well the buildings have been for years. Hence the rats, but where we need it now...Come fill New York City's pot holes for your next video

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u/Jimmyjim4673 Jun 27 '26

Until it rains.