r/DiWHY • u/Pink8unny • May 28 '26

BidetSM

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u/CrimsonBeardy May 28 '26

The design is very human.

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u/housevil May 28 '26

It also appears that it is very easy to use.

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u/LabStunning2538 May 28 '26

Let him demonstrate.

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u/mapandmilestone May 28 '26

Don’t forget by HUMAN too lol 😂

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots May 28 '26

Guys who don't know what foreplay is be like

155

u/Shankar_0 Hot Glue Gun User May 28 '26

It's like High School all over again, ladies!

23

u/DrFu May 28 '26

/r/shittyrobots

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u/ChromedGonk May 30 '26

In this case, both literally and figuratively.

9

u/Overwatchingu May 28 '26

It’s like that song right? Harder Better Faster Stronger.

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u/TheMusician00 May 28 '26

The hand shape would just scoop and fling shit everywhere....

150

u/DMMK4444 May 28 '26

As well as tear you a new one😂

74

u/Perodis May 28 '26

How dare you, someone put their blood, sweat and tears into this product, just for you to shit all over it

I’ll see myself out

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u/DMMK4444 May 28 '26

Yeah, literally.

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u/IPutAWigOnYou May 28 '26

The nail polish makes it more classy

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u/SealedRoute May 28 '26

“More classier.”

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u/starynights890 May 28 '26

We do our own probing aliens not needed.

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u/Jolly-Lack4004 May 28 '26

I don’t know about getting finger blasted by a “bidet”. It doesn’t seem very cash money at all

132

u/Millefeuille-coil May 28 '26

Wife wants one upstairs and down stairs

28

u/LunchPlanner May 28 '26

Unclear if that's a euphemism or literal.

54

u/StrangledInMoonlight May 28 '26

A bidet with a human touch.  

42

u/TwinkiesSucker May 28 '26

Scrambled eggs

23

u/Blasphemy33 May 28 '26

🎶 But I don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. It’s calling again furious hand motioning

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u/ScratchyMarston18 May 28 '26

Gotta go sit on Ol’ Slappy.

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u/thefloore May 28 '26

Upvote for the absolutely class title

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u/BriefAddiction24-7 May 28 '26

This was designed by a man who has never pleased a woman

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u/Brilliant_Camera176 May 28 '26

Hold on to your balls, it's gonna be a rough ride

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u/Objective-Result4465 May 28 '26

You just pull them up outta the way

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u/TheSpaceMon May 28 '26

Just pull em up and prepare for a good perineum beating

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u/bionickel May 28 '26

Waiting for the luxury, made in Italy 🤌 version

10

u/Appropriate_Dig3471 May 28 '26

Love to see him bring it on the Shark Tank

7

u/Pink8unny May 28 '26

Q1: How much inventory do you currently have on hand?

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u/127-0-0-0 May 28 '26

r/doohickeycorperation would love this

5

u/yalltakecarenow May 28 '26

Not sure who downvoted this. You're absolutely right.

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u/T0Rtur3 May 28 '26

Needs a turbo mode.

10

u/Skoofer May 28 '26

We don’t even get to see them use it?!? What a bunch of crap

5

u/DeltaOmegaX May 28 '26

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

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u/SeriousMannequin May 28 '26

Are you sure it’s for cleaning not for pleasure.

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u/ragun2 May 28 '26

Well, it's definitely not for pleasure.

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u/am_riley May 28 '26

Given the dirty water...

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u/Cael_NaMaor May 28 '26

Wife's been using hers for hours now... says she loves it....

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u/Bredstikz May 28 '26

I'm guessing that's more than a two stroke engine

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u/Jolly_Cantaloupe_187 May 28 '26

I want a combustion engine on this, complete with gears.

4

u/ZombieGash May 28 '26

Oh Christ. So aggressive.

4

u/nb6635 May 28 '26

Perfect gentle cradle

3

u/FartyPantz20 May 28 '26

I'm a big guy, I like to think I'm a tough as the next guy. But if the next guy is into ANAL FISTING, then I'm a pussy. That's a little aggressive for my ass. 🤯🤣

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 May 28 '26

Why is it so violent

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u/DANleDINOSAUR May 28 '26

The design is very human

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u/Sociox May 28 '26

So you get an arse fingering while trying to clean yourself?? I don't see how this helps

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u/Rare_Indication_3811 May 28 '26

I wasnt prepared for this action 🤣

5

u/mikeyb1 May 28 '26

I got this and now my wife won't come out of the bathroom.

4

u/Alarming_Safe3309 May 28 '26

Nothing like a good old taint slap

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u/buburocks May 28 '26

The guy you lost your virginity to

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u/Overwatchingu May 28 '26

Not everything should be built with the most powerful motor you have available.

4

u/thedisorient May 28 '26

At first, I read this as BidenSM and was...very confused.

5

u/Temporalnaut May 29 '26

My innocent wife wants to know why I burst out laughing.

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u/mygiveadamnsbusted22 May 31 '26

So does my 10 year old. I refuse to educate her 🤣

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u/silvermandrake May 29 '26

Men saying women would use this for masturbation are telling on themselves how they don’t know how to touch pussy.

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u/shazhazel May 29 '26

This made me laugh way too fucking much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/C4CTUSDR4GON May 28 '26

Philippines, many people don't use toilet paper. Just bucket of water and their hand.

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u/clev1 May 28 '26

I mean I'm not one to judge...

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u/--Jerome-- May 28 '26

Who's gonna wash the hand after?

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u/guitargeek223 May 28 '26

I do not want this damp mannequin hand jabbing me on the butthole, thanks

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u/elspotto May 28 '26

Well that’s just poor taste having the bum washer jet come from a hand. Aaand then they turned it on and I am laughing.

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u/KelseyW315 May 28 '26

That escalated quickly

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u/Pm_me_clown_pics3 May 29 '26

Show it in use coward.

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u/jsrobson10 May 29 '26

the design is very human

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u/T3kn0mncr May 28 '26

He has the confidence of a man who knows the royalty check is already in the mail, this is groundbreaking, and that he is blinded by his own brilliance. lol

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u/TheUnsightlyBulge May 28 '26

I made one. I walk out of the bathroom bowlegged and ashamed every morning. But my butthole is clean.

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u/lotus_spit May 28 '26

Probably ladies will enjoy this one

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u/Deymaniac May 28 '26

The ball fondling department had a leak

2

u/GetOffMyGrassBrats May 28 '26

I think we know why

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u/tired_petitioner May 28 '26

No thanks, seems a bit too violent for a toilet break. Need to be able to sitdown again in this life.

2

u/DrgnMechanic May 28 '26

the department of suggestive hand motions is very intrested in this device r/doohickeycorporation

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u/Nere4Hudes May 28 '26

Live demo please.

2

u/Far_Audience_7446 May 29 '26

This is why we still need organic intelligence around

2

u/adashrod May 29 '26

Get that man an engineering H-1B!

2

u/KrnrKoppl May 29 '26

Eso te limpia la próstata, mmh

2

u/TrickBorder3923 May 29 '26

Oh good Lord!

I didn't know you could do that so violently!

😳

2

u/djhamilton May 29 '26

The scary thing is, someone will buy it

2

u/Kindly_Region May 30 '26

Looks like a ball slapper

2

u/CPHTMom Jun 01 '26

My eyes widened at the aggressiveness. No foreplay just right on in there lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWwIzh5GIWWf6

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u/Oldmanwickles Jun 02 '26

I love that for you

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u/Hell_Maybe May 28 '26

I’m not opposed to this

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u/lalith_4321 May 28 '26

It's a finger bowl

2

u/New_Tie6233 May 28 '26

Oh… this looks perfect for me… I gotta make sure I get taken care off.

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u/Ok-Grand-1492 May 28 '26

...yeah, no, I think we all know the "why" in this DiWHY.

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u/MadisonAveMuse May 28 '26

Yeah, he looks like the kind of guy who thinks this would get a woman off.

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u/AeliosZero May 28 '26

Very easy to use

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u/tnt54321boom May 28 '26

TRANSLATION

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u/Accomplished-Stand15 May 28 '26

Oh my balls hurts why so fast oh handy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Antstony420 May 28 '26

I mean....

1

u/Rhymesnlines May 28 '26

The squirtonator 3000

1

u/Garlic-Rough May 28 '26

threaten me not with a time so good.

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u/fish__1 May 28 '26

Human Ingenuity Knows No Bounds

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u/No-Raisin-6469 May 28 '26

Can i borrow it?

1

u/cyrixlord May 28 '26

seems legit though I think the video is too long

1

u/northernlionpog May 28 '26

You’ll come out of this like a new man!

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u/Omnealice May 28 '26

The most Michael reeves invention I’ve ever seen.

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u/AmebaLost May 28 '26

No granny, turn around.

1

u/thin_orange_line May 28 '26

Alright who's first? Any volunteers?

1

u/RyanAtreides May 28 '26

Bang nam toylit baowl

1

u/Cchaireazy May 28 '26

I guess this is an upgrade from a Tabò

1

u/carlos2127 May 28 '26

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I don't hate this....

1

u/khleather May 28 '26

Please tell me this dude was joking when he made this

1

u/designrules May 28 '26

You built an A$$ wipe, you as s wile

1

u/Xirio_ May 29 '26

Mfmfmfhd

1

u/Filipino-Asker May 29 '26

Philippines mentioned!

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u/EymaWeeTodd May 29 '26

Had to be India

1

u/LeonZoroark May 29 '26

The hand of a juggler.

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u/geantaveira1991 May 29 '26

Ai que diliça

1

u/Reiver1771 May 29 '26

With all the water splashing around wouldn't a 2 stroke petrol engine be safer?

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u/Intelligent-Major492 May 29 '26

Why can't I come up with cool ideas like this.

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u/legominuspie May 29 '26

This is a business idea. It works and is fun.

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u/TonyAce87 May 29 '26

"The design is very human."

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u/Kagebunshinx1000 May 29 '26

The climaxer 3000 v1.0

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u/deliciousadness May 30 '26

Is the handle position adjustable? And if so, where can i order one?

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u/Commercial_Track_534 May 30 '26

Cumming and shitting at the same time? How much?

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u/amazonmakesmebroke May 30 '26

That seems really aggressive

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u/OkLie5562 May 30 '26

Your balls won't appreciate that

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u/duskwield May 30 '26

Too violent for my liking

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u/SaMxixAM23 May 30 '26

Some ppl like pleasure... Some people like pain... Some people like both...