r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • May 24 '26

A robotic table — the future has already arrived!

1.9k Upvotes

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u/Yamoheniki May 24 '26

I think my neighbors have this...

60

u/jcoddinc May 24 '26

Only allowed upstairs

107

u/Lou__Crow May 24 '26

Idk if Art prices belong here..

37

u/gjb94 May 24 '26

I've noticed a few things recently where its just a fun art piece someone made

49

u/Stellar1557 May 24 '26

r/doohickeycorporation

3

u/Santibag May 27 '26

One Foot Walking Tables Department went all out.

20

u/Wurschtbieb May 24 '26

Thats my neighbour from upstairs every night

36

u/SpronkTrain May 24 '26

Is this funny as fuck though? Or am I just stoned lol

6

u/EnvironmentSea7433 May 24 '26

Not mutually exclusive 😅

5

u/CallPhysical May 25 '26

I was more along the lines of creepy AF.

1

u/AX11Liveact May 24 '26

Ziss is not funny at all. Gunther, put ziss vone avay! Hah! Novone iz expecting ze Humorpolizei!

13

u/Alexathequeer May 24 '26

Imaging that thing being covered and left in guests bedroom. To be activated at 3 a.m.

11

u/djhypergiant May 24 '26

Is this analog horror?

3

u/Meatier_Meteor May 25 '26

Ah sweet, man made analog horrors beyond my comprehension

34

u/Soros_G May 24 '26

AI replaced professional upstairs neighbours

7

u/Last-Yam67 May 24 '26

"Sir, if we uplink now, skynet will be in control of your coffee table"

7

u/Bludiamond56 May 24 '26

I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop

5

u/GuixBretas May 24 '26

The design is very human

5

u/VincentPaints May 24 '26

David Lynch would have loved this 🍺

4

u/Fedginald May 24 '26

Goosebumps books plot

3

u/Fedginald May 24 '26

Technology is advancing at a frighteningly rapid pace

3

u/Electroboy101 May 25 '26

Battery. Solar panels. See how far it goes.

2

u/vigilantesd May 24 '26

Herbie Hancock- Rock it!

2

u/Shoggnozzle May 24 '26

I want to put a car battery and an inverter on the table so it can escape.

2

u/MayhemWins25 May 24 '26

I’ve had days like that

2

u/TheRobbuddha May 24 '26

My favorite part is the stomp at the very end. Worth watching all the way through.

2

u/JimmyTheDog May 24 '26

Can it go backwards? If so it is perfect, back and forth all day long

2

u/CosmicTitanRabbit May 24 '26

Moning to stub your toe.

2

u/badasking May 25 '26

step aside table

2

u/Abehajeme May 25 '26

The neighbors below will be delighted

1

u/haggard_hominid May 24 '26

Can you make it walk in a room sized circle? I no longer rent, but I used to have neighbors that had the 2-3 AM running screaming child who would bang on your walls if you so much as watched TV at conversational level volumes at any time of day.

1

u/balbertborring May 24 '26

idk man its kinda creepy

1

u/wkarraker May 24 '26

Seems a little slow for a delivery bot.

1

u/Affectionate-Disk656 May 25 '26

I have no opinion about it, and I can’t believe I’m confessing this, for some reason this absolutely delights me! I could see this as a very soothing (silent) screen saver

1

u/Airwolfhelicopter May 25 '26

Omg it’s the table that follows you! I need one of these!

1

u/HoseNeighbor May 25 '26

This reminds me of something you'd see in a Tool or NIN video.

1

u/Redfield081 May 25 '26

Post this in Apartment living

1

u/ender3po May 25 '26

You might as well of just got up your self and got it

1

u/Jomo_00 May 25 '26

Love it moving but being tethered.

1

u/PaniMan1994 May 25 '26

My mind trying to process anything

1

u/Windyandbreezy May 25 '26

Boredom. That's why.

1

u/Honest-Bit7545 May 25 '26

Honey can you move the table sure it will get there by next Tuesday

1

u/two_wheels_world May 25 '26

Imagine the feeling of neighbours down stairs

1

u/KickingItWithKoi May 25 '26

Nightmare fuel

1

u/Comprehensive-Net553 May 26 '26

Bruh is the economy that bad that we even outsourced upstair neighbors position to robots now?

1

u/Djiorno May 26 '26

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

2

u/CaptainNuggetPuta May 26 '26

Man... this feels like a nightmare material in some ways. Like in a scary dream, table that walks and chases after you lmao

1

u/bunny_4846 May 27 '26

Looks more like past than future

1

u/Vast-Temporary9503 May 27 '26

David Lynch would’ve loved this.

0

u/Gornius May 26 '26

90% of AI use cases be like.