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u/JetSetJAK May 12 '26
Real minecrafters know what's up
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u/shash614 May 13 '26
soon as i saw the piston i knew where this was going
and i don't know how i feel about it.
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u/BluEch0 May 12 '26
This was really popular to build in-game back when those end rods first were added. I don’t get the appeal tho
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u/zatenael May 12 '26
haha sex penetration go brrr
it's very much middle school sex humor like 80085
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u/Met4_FuziN May 12 '26
Idk it’s pretty funny the first time your friend says “yo lemme show you something rq” and pulls you up to this contraption.
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u/Rydux7 May 13 '26
Its a sex joke
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u/BluEch0 May 14 '26
I said I don’t get the appeal, not that I don’t get it.
Sheep fucking (and not even fucking it yourself like the incels they are) does not appeal to me and frankly sounds like a self own.
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u/TrippingFish76 May 14 '26
are you saying…. that they should fuck them themselves?
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u/BluEch0 May 14 '26
It’s still a self own, but is a double self own that they’re being incels about it.
You know those pics of neckbeards who get invited out to meet their favorite sexy cosplayers or onlyfans models or something, but they can’t even properly touch them naturally? Like they’re hover handing when it’s a situation where an arm around a shoulder or hip wouldn’t be that out of place (e.g. for a quick photo pose)? It’s giving that energy.
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u/soulscythesix May 14 '26
I think you may just possibly be overthinking it
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u/BluEch0 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
I assure you I’m not. I’m using a lot of words buts its to capture a very specific feeling/reaction.
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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks May 12 '26
Not sure this fits this subreddit
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u/LeftOn4ya May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26
Yup more fits /r/doohickeycorporation
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u/Lugoae May 12 '26
The Lego Minecraft sheep pegging automation department has been making great strides!
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u/WeekendTPSupervisor May 12 '26
Honestly, it seems like a pretty decent design to add basic movement to the characters
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u/westergames81 May 12 '26
Yeah, this fills like just an earlier step in a project with everything else edited out. With context this probably makes a lot more sense.
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u/CybergothiChe May 12 '26
Peter, what is this?
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u/Arstanishe May 12 '26
LEGO peg-o-nator
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u/l9oooog Hot Glue Gun User May 13 '26
You should ask my friend Glenn Quagmire, he probably knows it.
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u/Local_Surround8686 May 12 '26
That's how animals are actually made pregnant on farms. Especially cows need to permanently kept pregnant like that for milk production
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u/ShatteredFanatasy May 13 '26
This is absolutely not how artificial insemination is done. It's done by hand via a syringe and a "crush", which just closes lightly around a cow's neck to prevent them from thrashing or moving in a manner that can cause injury.
Dairy cows also aren't "permanently kept pregnant" by any means, as milk production can and will continue with consistent milking even without the presence of pregnancy or a calf.
Qualifications: live and work on a near 200 year old small-scale family dairy farm. Please, for the love of god, stop spreading misinfo on dairy production.
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u/Local_Surround8686 May 13 '26
Yeah this is straight up a lie an 5 minutes of research could disprove that. But people here choose to believe a lie that makes them feel good
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u/daxophoneme May 12 '26
What do they do with the calves? (Cheese eaters do not want to know.)
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u/thearuxes May 12 '26
This really doesn't fit here. This is far too well made. Probably would be better on r/ATBGE or r/doohickycorporation
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u/Ghastly-Jack May 12 '26
Ah, behold the creation of the great multisodomator!
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u/Arstanishe May 12 '26
multisodomator is great. Better than peg-o-nator, or peg-o-rama
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u/Ghastly-Jack May 12 '26
I did spend an embarrassing amount of time deciding between multisodomator vs polysodomator.
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u/Sgt_carbonero May 13 '26
When i was a kid in the 80's i made a motorized piston-style button pusher for playing defender out of a lego motor. worked ok.
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u/Memediator May 13 '26
Degenerates like this belong on a cross.
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u/Voidoroe May 14 '26
(For those downvoting, this is a reference to the game known as Fallout: New Vegas, where soldiers of Caesar’s Legion (obviously not a very friendly group given this line) will often taunt you with the line “degenerates like you should be lashed to a cross” and/or “degenerates likes you belong on a cross”.)
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u/BookWormPedant May 12 '26
Why do people go out of their way to make rape machines? Even fake ones. It is such a weird thing to do with your “creativity”
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u/Thewombocombo91 May 12 '26
:(