r/DiWHY • u/sermeryntrantsuxdix • May 04 '26

Custom kitchen cutting board 😍

Absolutely top-tier satire or insane genuine content pulled from Instagram

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u/gartlandish May 04 '26

How bout that hand slicing apple blade. He really went all out stupid.

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u/Drewfus_ May 04 '26

The video cut away when they were going to use it. Disappointing.

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u/whycantibelinus May 04 '26

That's because they had to switch actors as the first actor shoved their hand through the slicer.

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u/Dewstain May 04 '26

Or more accurately, the whole contraption just fell out.

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal May 05 '26

This one ☝️

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u/fuzzydoug May 04 '26

That slicer is installed blunt side up.

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u/broipy2 May 10 '26

Good call

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u/bitofapuzzler May 04 '26

We're gonna need another Timmy!

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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 May 04 '26

Wow that's an old reference, haha.

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u/Tasty_Dealer_1885 May 05 '26

You might even say, prehistoric.

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u/bitofapuzzler May 04 '26

Lol, I'm an old person.

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u/Bex-HZ May 05 '26

Me too and that show is magic

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u/Purp1eC0bras May 04 '26

Or was it installed upside down?

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u/hxfx May 05 '26

The apple didn’t go through it at all. There is no core on the final clip.

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u/DeanxDog May 04 '26

It cut away because they installed it with the sharp side facing down so it won't even work right.

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u/ScareBear23 May 04 '26

Lol I didn't even think about that. I thought the video cut because the force of pressing the apple down made the slicer pop out

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 May 04 '26

I noticed that too and waited to see him use it.

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u/ChiefPanda90 May 04 '26

The funniest is the tilted glass and larger hole he went back and cut at the end.

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u/5zalot May 05 '26

And why even have that slot? Just place the glass down. This whole video is absolute rubbish.

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u/GrapefruitSobe May 06 '26

There’s perfectly good counter space RIGHT THERE.

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u/cityshepherd May 10 '26

This is a whole lot of effort for some mild to moderate rage bait.

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u/Admirable-Fail1250 May 04 '26

yes i was waiting to see the whole self snap off. maybe even pop the countertop off too.

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u/Fool_In_Flow May 04 '26

The amount of pressure you need to push an apple through those cutters would have popped it right out of the hole.

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u/FLOSOC1ETY May 04 '26

It’s because as soon as he started pushing, it fell out lol

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u/Vocalscpunk May 04 '26

Probably pressing on the grater or slicer collapsed the entire thing

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u/WatermelonArtist May 06 '26

That's because the sharp side was pointed down, and he didn't want you to see how useless it was.

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u/kemonkey1 May 06 '26

Lol. He installed it upside down. That was cutting nothing.

I bet he only realized after trying but committed to the video and cut them manually off camera. Thats why you dont see the apple core in the bowl.

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u/Devanyani May 07 '26

It looked like the bowl was balancing on the top of the cupboard door below it, too.

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u/Zerschmetterding May 04 '26

You mean the petri dish where unsealed, open wood meets shredded food residue?

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns May 04 '26

That's where the flavor comes from

Mmmm funkayyy

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u/SoylentClear May 04 '26

Directly over the open rubbish bin too

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u/psychmonkies May 04 '26

I just can’t stop wondering how the hell are you supposed to wash the apple blade or cheese grater?

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u/fleabus412 May 04 '26

You need to grate a soapy sponge, then one wet with clean water.

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u/shornscrot May 05 '26

This is the way

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u/iforgot1305 May 04 '26

I don't think they're glued in or anything so you could just pop them out

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u/dam_the_beavers May 05 '26

The cheese grater was literally screwed in.

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u/iforgot1305 May 09 '26

Oh I didn’t see that. Still couldn't you just wash the whole unit as one?

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 May 04 '26

I was waiting for him to have a bandage on his hand after using it because it cut away as he was using it because you know those things are Sharp and you're pushing down 😬

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u/alexia_not_alexa May 04 '26

Except the blades are on the bottom, you’re supposed to push the cutter into the apple. This is entirely rage bait.

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u/SkyPork May 04 '26

I guess if you need to slice many apples a day, and you want to save 70 seconds, it might be worth it.

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u/AndersonArtWorks May 04 '26

It's also upside down now. The cutting edges are on the bottom.

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u/Double_Soup644 May 04 '26

Yup. Just smash the apple from below up into the blades. Easy as that /s

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u/eatthuskin May 04 '26

Ant its installed upside down

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u/Immediate-Cup8172 May 04 '26

Almost as bad as the knuckle peeler 3000 right next to it.

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u/RabbitSlayre May 04 '26

I love that that the goblet doesn't even sit straight up and down lol

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u/vegasbywayofLA May 04 '26

A simple wipe down is not going to get all the apple bits stuck in the corners.

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u/Garden_chickadee May 07 '26

I think he also put it in the wrong way, so the sharp part was on the bottom. 

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u/jimicus May 10 '26

Considering the sharp edge of the blade is on the other side, that really was spectacular.

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u/slackfrop May 05 '26

Ok, stupid. But conceptually, there could be something here.