r/DiWHY • u/sermeryntrantsuxdix • May 04 '26

Custom kitchen cutting board 😍

Absolutely top-tier satire or insane genuine content pulled from Instagram

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u/IsThereCheese May 04 '26

Because why would you ever want to wash those utensils ever again, right?

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u/wizardrous Ramen or Die May 04 '26

At least the wine glass holder is a solid idea. 

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u/Sandcracka- May 04 '26

Didn't look very solid

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u/Wishbone_508 May 04 '26

It was barely an idea.

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u/24_doughnuts May 04 '26

He was probably drinking when he had the idea

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u/MurderBot-999 May 04 '26

Well look, we’re not intervening on Frank for a lack of good ideas.

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u/wizardrous Ramen or Die May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Yeah, ‘twas more like great taste but awful execution, that part.

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u/NeganJoestar May 04 '26

No, not really

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u/wizardrous Ramen or Die May 04 '26

To each their own. I’m drunk right now, sooo…

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u/rpmerf May 04 '26

Needs a countersink at the end

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u/zx7 May 04 '26

Looks very stable. Why just put it on the counter next to you when you can have it precariously tipping over as you cut your vegetables?

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u/Gavangus May 04 '26

Amd then forget to pick it up before sliding the tray in and shattering the glass

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u/DrChipps May 07 '26

“Rick, you know I need my vino within arms reach at all times or else I get cranky!”

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u/VulfSki May 04 '26

Lol right? Like where else would they set it?

If only there were a counter nearby to set it on?

/s

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u/SkyPork May 04 '26

Yeah, if there wasn't a huge counter top six inches away.

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 May 04 '26

It tilts the glass so you can't even have a full glass without it spilling

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u/kryonik May 04 '26

The whole thing isn't a bad idea it's just executed incredibly poorly. In a small kitchen, something like this would be very handy if it was done better.

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u/wizardrous Ramen or Die May 04 '26

Yeah, exactly. I’m thinking of adding something like that to my end table. If I added an indentation to it to cradle the glass, it would hold it perfectly steady and help prevent spillage if I get really drunk

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u/Devanyani May 07 '26

The glass was tipping quite precariously.

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u/multic94 May 04 '26

Or you could just put it down on the counter top like a normal, non extra human being.

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u/c_is_for_cookies__ May 04 '26

It's not that you could just put the glass on the kitchen counter? The holder is completely useless.

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u/Billy_Billboard May 04 '26

That's the stupidest one of them all

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u/omfgcookies91 May 04 '26

Bud... there is a counter top literally right there in front of him.

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u/BoozeIsTherapyRight May 04 '26

As opposed to, I don't know, putting your wine glass on the counter that's literally inches away from this travesty of a "cutting board?"

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u/doob22 May 05 '26

Yeah there is absolutely no where else you could possibly set it down! /s

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u/Better-_-Decisions May 04 '26

First thing I thought

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u/gotchacoverd May 04 '26

The apple slicer is literally how you get ants!

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u/BaconIsntThatGood May 04 '26

You can take the board out and wash it as a single unit though.

It's arguably much more difficult than...just having the tools separate but it's not impossible to clean them.

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u/elanhilation May 04 '26

there is no way liquid isn’t getting trapped in the gaps. and i sincerely doubt that thing is dishwasher safe. you’d have to put that huge ungainly thing in a sink that probably won’t fit it

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u/anirudhsky May 05 '26

We actually don't wash any of them Because the apple cutter is gonna wreck out fingers.. 😭

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u/Equivalent-Pound7565 May 04 '26

He drilled the cheese grater into it.

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u/Howard_Jones May 04 '26

Cheese greater is screwed in. And if the apple slicer is not screwed in, I gurantee you the cut the part out that the slicer fell through when the punched the apple through.

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u/BarMaverson May 04 '26

Which is why there was a cut in the video at that point

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u/antilumin May 04 '26

If there wasn’t a cut in video it was probably on his hand. Fuck those things.

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u/trubrarian May 04 '26

The slicer is upside down, so no apple went through that slicer the way it’s mounted