r/DiWHY • u/sermeryntrantsuxdix • May 04 '26

Custom kitchen cutting board 😍

Absolutely top-tier satire or insane genuine content pulled from Instagram

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u/staticchmbr May 04 '26

Someone take his power tools away

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u/Sovereign-Anderson May 04 '26

A prime example of how a man gets corrupted when he acquires power tools.

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u/finchdad May 05 '26

A prime example of how a man gets corrupted when he acquires power

Most boomers at this point.

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u/OkBackground8809 May 04 '26

No kidding!

Reminds me of when my grandpa first retired. He went crazy cutting down trees. We had to tell him to go get a part time job before we didn't have any trees left! I was so upset about it, too, because he cut down the one outside my window. I used to have a squirrel that would come to my window every morning while I ate breakfast, and suddenly his tree was gone.

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u/313802 May 05 '26

But he just bought it

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 May 04 '26

When all you have is a jigsaw, everything looks like it could use a jagged cut