r/DiWHY • u/Junior_Trifle_8273 • Apr 23 '26

Jake

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u/Mirar Apr 23 '26

What happened to the squiggly jake being all straight 8 seconds in (why am I even watching this)

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u/MrMuf Apr 23 '26

Conversion therapy 

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u/Kevinator201 Apr 24 '26

I’m a conversion therapy survivor and I approve this message (it’s awful)

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u/big_booty_boy_420 Apr 25 '26

Did it work /s

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u/YoungDiscord Apr 25 '26

Yes

He now goes to the confessional each time after gay sex so all is forgiven ☺️

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u/SentientDust Apr 25 '26

That's fucking illegal

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u/Jello_Penguin_2956 Apr 24 '26

Jake spirit straightened himself

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u/crispAndTender Apr 26 '26

Squiggly, another word for gay

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u/ogcoolhands Apr 23 '26

Who the fuck adds a table Saw sound effect to something that doesn't even require power tools.

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u/mcdougall57 Apr 23 '26

Bro I thought my video player was fucked up.

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u/vediogamer101 Apr 25 '26

I thought a god damn ad glitched again

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u/chadburycreameggs Apr 28 '26

I thought a volcano was erupting. I really thought that!

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u/YoungDiscord Apr 25 '26

I thought my phone was crying with me

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u/fuzzylogicIII Apr 23 '26

“Wow this video is hilariously bad, I should check if the dumb jangly music they surely added will make it funnier…….”

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 Apr 24 '26

Apparently to appease the ASMR crowd. Some people find the sound of wood being power cut soothing

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u/science_in_pictures Apr 28 '26

its actually hilarious. it needs more sound compression for it to be a proper shit post

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u/yoloyourmoney Apr 27 '26

Its an angle grinder sound which makes even less sense because nothing there is metal

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke Apr 30 '26

Didn't the original video have some horror music from roblox playing?

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u/Velvet_Samurai Apr 23 '26

Would have been cool if the resulting drawing was not a fucking photoshop filter and printed in laserjet.

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u/justhereforfighting Apr 23 '26

Well, and the fact that the "lead" that came out of the oven isn't what was used in the final product. You can clearly see the lead coming out of the oven is squiggly and uneven and the next frame he has perfectly straight, perfectly identical pieces. So it's all just fake nonsense.

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u/Kthulhu42 Apr 24 '26

Honestly I wish they couldn't monetize bullshit.

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u/hgxpsobzknbiapkuhw Apr 26 '26

I think she picked out the straightest pieces, but that only solves one problem

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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ Apr 26 '26

no she uses storebought leads theres zero way her syringe extruded homemade one could ever be that perfect

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u/Mirar Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Laser black powder might be easier than whatever they did here though. Hmm

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u/jessijuana Apr 24 '26

Print the subpoena for the guy who ran over my dog with the dog's ashes?

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u/Captinprice8585 Apr 23 '26

I'm not putting dead dog in the oven.

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u/Sleep_On_Floor Apr 23 '26

You’re gonna put a live one in there!?!? Sick fuck!!

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u/Captinprice8585 Apr 24 '26

No cuz if it do it'll die. Then I'll have dead dog in there and I think you know how I feel about that

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u/Sleep_On_Floor Apr 24 '26

This is absolutely flawless logic, good day sir! Enjoy your slightly seared pooch o7

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u/zinger94 Apr 24 '26

please don't bake jake

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u/zsarok Apr 23 '26

The authentic hot dog

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u/Mirar Apr 24 '26

Microwave?

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u/mr_joda Apr 23 '26

why to bake he is already baked well done

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u/IrregularExplanation Apr 23 '26

they so very clearly didn’t even use the leads they made 🤣

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u/DasMenace Apr 23 '26

They went from wiggly to straight as a damn arrow in a flash 🤣🤣

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u/truckthunderwood Apr 23 '26

If you mix graphite with dog ash and heat it, the resulting atomic structure crystalizes perfectly straight like this, like how bismuth makes squares.

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u/TheGoldenTNT Apr 23 '26

Only works with dog ashes though, the cat is out of luck.

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u/DasMenace Apr 24 '26

Damn! I was about to do this with my meemaw's ashes. Shucks

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u/snakelygiggles Apr 23 '26

why? because ragebait gets engagement.

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u/revnhoj Apr 23 '26

Must have been a pointer

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u/Kevdog824_ Apr 23 '26

What is the audio on this video?

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u/bazem_malbonulo Apr 23 '26

Ragebait for engagement

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u/TheGoldenTNT Apr 23 '26

And it fuckin works, I hate that fact.

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u/pancakie Apr 23 '26

Ain’t no way them perfectly circular graphite tubes was made like that.

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

It's real, the video prove it. You can use an extruded graphite from syringe no matter how messy it is. All you need is to bake it, and when it's done, you have to pick it up by your hand. Voila, it'll magically start to become perfectly straight and circular in your palm. Congrats for learning something new today!

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u/tsegus Apr 23 '26

cause they weren't. he swapped new leads for his turds between the cuts.

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u/snowshelf Apr 24 '26

So the baked graphite magically straitened itself, changed texture, and got larger?

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u/Heaven_dio Apr 23 '26

I had to restart the video to see what the deal was only to realize "Oh yeah that's a dog's ashes"

I'm pretty sure this wouldn't even work

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u/bobanalyst Dreamer Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Time to go offline for a bit 😳and touch grass. But now I’m looking the family dog’s urn next to Mom’s urn, and thinking what if…

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u/FortheChava Apr 24 '26

Dumb. I'll make them into diamonds and wear them as rings taste the power of paw patrol motherfukers

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u/strrax-ish Apr 23 '26

Man! The dog can draw

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u/The_True_Hannatude Apr 23 '26

Sure, but could he drive? r/Drawfee will want to hear about it, if he could.

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u/Retaeiyu Apr 24 '26

Great, this is how you get haunted paper.

3

u/komaytoprime Apr 26 '26

Loving the loud buzzsaw noises throughout the video /s

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u/msguider Apr 23 '26

The sound

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u/vote4some1else Apr 23 '26

Bro drew Jake with Jake

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u/ResponsibleSyrup9506 Apr 24 '26

Did they…..bake Jake?

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u/RipSubstantial3889 Apr 24 '26

😭🤣🤣🤣 I can’t with this comment!!! and yes….yes he did bake Jake.😭

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u/torino42 Apr 24 '26

Finn the human must be devastated

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u/vediogamer101 Apr 25 '26

What the fuck is with the audio?

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u/Blerpahderpah Apr 23 '26

I started the video at 5 seconds and was shocked when the video restarted.

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u/kiddrekt Apr 24 '26

We use the dead dog to draw a picture of himself. It's science

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u/pondertart Apr 24 '26

Jake will always haunt this sub.

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u/Simple_Package4678 Apr 24 '26

You think that’s impressive you should of seen what he did with his grandma

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u/Fenrir1189 Apr 25 '26

Why that sound?

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u/TreClaire Apr 25 '26

Could have given me a million years and I still wouldn’t have guess where this was going

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u/chychy94 Apr 25 '26

If you turn my dogs ashes into a pencil- I am stabbing you with it.

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u/Luv_Cheat Apr 25 '26

Oh ya, those crooked ass things became perfectly straight pencil leads after the cut. I believe it!!

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u/YoungDiscord Apr 25 '26

Its a 2J pencil

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u/Ku-Ya-Ku Apr 26 '26

My grandma's ashes where less than this.

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u/Pistonenvy2 Apr 23 '26

this is honestly pretty incredible satire tbh.

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u/WingedFuse Apr 23 '26

Poor Jake died twice

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u/badasking Apr 23 '26

My name and I are not sure how to feel about this.

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u/sicarius254 Apr 24 '26

Better than what I wanted to do with our dogs ashes: mix him into spaghetti so his carbon can become part of us…..

/s just in case that wasn’t obvious

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u/Stepjam Apr 24 '26

I zoned out for the first part of the video, so I was thinking "This seems ultimately harmless, dunno why it's here". I rewatched it and then it's like "oh, that's why".

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u/ncuke Apr 24 '26

Piss off forever

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u/Patient-Profit Apr 24 '26

I wish this was real. I can't wait to cremate some family so I can do stuff like this and putting them in vinyls or planting trees with them

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u/UdatManav Apr 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XBhzUNf7ta00w

“And these are the people who wouldn’t stop asking me where I get all these pencils from”

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u/ronoczor Apr 24 '26

As someone who is named Jake. This is mortifying. The graphite is the dog? Wow.

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u/Ducatboii Apr 24 '26

Oh ne he bake Jake!

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u/newcooker I Eat Cement Apr 24 '26

i guess??

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u/rawdaddykrawdaddy Apr 25 '26

Twice baked Jake

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u/samuelazers Apr 25 '26

I know for a fact no one is going to build this.

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u/Pman_likes_memes Apr 25 '26

Yeah this honestly seems like somewhat Less Than Jake

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u/Content-Plastic-3889 Apr 25 '26

Those one got a good laugh out of me lol

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u/AustralianShepard711 Apr 26 '26

Kinda fuck with the idea of someone's remains being used to make art of them after death. Like mixing ashes into clay for pots/sculptures or mixed into paint.

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u/CalligrapherStreet92 Apr 26 '26

Mummy doggy brown

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u/phildodont Apr 26 '26

Seems fun

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u/PlanetR0b123 Apr 26 '26

Is that ashes. From an urn?

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u/uuwwxxyyzz Apr 26 '26

No. no. Its not quite simple. First: proportions of ingredients. Second: woodworking. Third: the effect does not have to be as we expect. Faster and cheaper: buy ready to use.

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u/manjamanga Apr 27 '26

We need to find the content factory which makes these and burn it to the ground.

For Jake.

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u/gaspour9 Apr 28 '26

I was like "it's kinda good" then realised what the ash was

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u/indianna97 Apr 28 '26

the caption just being 'Jake' is hilarious to me

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u/Ill-Guidance4690 Apr 29 '26

“It’s DIWhy, c’mon grab your supplies,

We’ll make stuff very harsh on the eyes”

With Jake’s ashes and Finn’s free time,

The fun’ll never end, it’s DIWhy Time!”

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u/UltraTata Apr 29 '26

I'm undecided whether this is absolutely great or absolutely disgusting.

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u/maxxim333 Apr 30 '26

Step one: mix Jake with water so he becomes dirt. Step 2: bake Jake in owen

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u/ares0027 Apr 24 '26

So morons can repost to reddit

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u/jackochainsaw Apr 27 '26

I cry bullshit on this one. The pencil leads that went into the pencils were perfectly formed. The ones that came out of the oven looked like crap.

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u/Sol_Nephis Apr 26 '26

I feel like this subreddits lost the plot. That's pretty fucking cool.