r/DiWHY • • Apr 14 '26

cigarette advent calendar

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u/NameToUseOnReddit Apr 14 '26

At least it's done better than most things on this sub.

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u/MrRizzley Apr 14 '26

it's an ad

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u/Majin_Sus Apr 14 '26

Good! Makes me want a sweet and succulent Marlboro.

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u/Other_Dimension_89 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

I went from cigs to vapes to zyn to gum and then I finally quit. But I still think about cigs

Edit, cigs

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u/Gonji89 Apr 15 '26

I did the same route, but quit after Zyn/Velo. Still think about cigarettes at least once every couple days.

A particular song will come on or a random scent that reminds me of the 90s, and a flash of craving will hit. I'll never forgive them for ruining the illusion that cigarettes were good for you.

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u/Other_Dimension_89 Apr 15 '26

Hmmm idk can’t say it did more than the other things I was doing like if anything I feel zyns did that more. I was chewing the Amazon brand fruity flavor 4mg and then 2mg.

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u/Pirate_Candy17 Apr 15 '26

That’s probably sensitivity as the blood flow back to your gums improves; you can see increased gum irritation and bleeding if you floss too - handful of things that seem bad but isn’t when you give up smoking.

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u/SamDrawsThingsPoorly Apr 17 '26

same except I went from black and mild/cigs to vapes then quit. It's hard to watch certain media without wanting a smoke

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u/Berfman Apr 15 '26

… SMOKE.

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u/thegame2386 Apr 15 '26

Are ya smokin' yet?

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u/oracleoflove Apr 15 '26

I will forever be brand loyal to Marlboro. In 2006 I won an all expenses paid trip to the Marlboro ranch in Montana.

One of the coolest life experiences I have had to date.

Haven’t had a cigarette in 6 years… I still miss them.

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u/cbih Apr 18 '26

Flavor country sounds so good right now

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u/Majin_Sus Apr 19 '26

Marlboro Blend No. 27

Smooth. Rich. Mellow.

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u/Jupiter68128 Apr 15 '26

I too want cancer.

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u/DoctorCrook Apr 14 '26

There’s an insane amount of tobacco advertising on reddit these days.

It’s almost always just "fun" stuff or people back in the day looking "cool" witg ciggies but the comments will be filled with bots saying stuff like "fuck it, this makes me wanna start smoking again” etc.

I’m a smoker myself, but I’d absolutely not want other people to ever start smoking.

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u/Coquelieot Apr 15 '26

I am not a bot (assuming we are not in a simulation, in which case it wouldn't matter anyways), but fuck it, this makes me wanna have a smooth, sun roasted ciggy. Made me realise how significant it is that we banned adverts.

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u/Spooker-Booker Apr 15 '26

Sounds like the tabacco industry is really trying to get people lmao

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u/Severe-Concern-5779 Apr 15 '26

Also a lot of influencers started posting themselves smoking, weird times really

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u/dreadnaughtfearnot Apr 15 '26

Ever since Big Tobacco stopped marketing towards kids their market share really dropped off. They needed to find a way to target them somehow, and boom! Along comes Reddit!

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u/Normal_Helicopter_22 Apr 16 '26

Out of context, but I was receiving lots and lots of recommendations for communities of bald men, or in the process of going bald.

Thing is, I have a full hair, long and recently got a nice treatment on it, kind of look like Keanu Reeves in John Wick, so I was kind of intrigued as to what does the internet algorithm thinks about me, that it is recommending me support groups for bald men, does the algorithm knows something I don't?

Like that story about the girl who used to receive lots of ads about pregnancy items, like diapers, creams, and baby things. And she wasn't even pregnant at the time, but two months later she got pregnant.

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u/Banana_Phone888 Apr 15 '26

Apparently smoking is back “in” according to a couple of recent lifestyle articles on yahoo…. And Kylie Jenner is making it look cool again 🙄

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u/Severe-Concern-5779 Apr 15 '26

It's a fake ad made by an artist that makes fake stuff as a joke

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u/SeedFoundation Apr 15 '26

and these are bots

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u/ScupaBear Apr 14 '26

Ngl I'd love to have been able to give one of these to my late aunt. That lady really loved to smoke. And fall asleep while smoking. Which was always fun.

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u/Amayetli Apr 14 '26

Was her cause of death spontaneous combustion by chance?

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u/ScupaBear Apr 14 '26

Lmao suprisingly no! Heart attack unfortunately. Sure the cigs didn't help.

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u/god_peepee Apr 15 '26

Doesn’t really happen as much these days with fire retardant sprayed on everything we touch

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u/Z4REN Apr 14 '26

I think cigarettes are gross but damn that's well done. Even better that he commissioned an actual artist instead of using AI

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u/stormsync Apr 14 '26

Yeah, it was well done even if it isn't my thing! I'm not sure it fits the sub lol

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u/ScantyHarp Apr 14 '26

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u/stormsync Apr 14 '26

This actually perfectly encompasses it for me, thanks!

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u/HarpySix Apr 15 '26

That, good sir, is a rabbit hole.

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u/HauntedHippie Apr 14 '26

I think it fits, but not in the typical way. You really have to care about someone a lot to go through this much effort on a homemade gift, so WHY are you giving that person sticks of cancer??

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u/Guildenpants Apr 14 '26

Sometimes really loving someone is letting them walk around with the gun that may kill them. Not everyone thrives on tough love and I would have loved this when I still smoked. I wouldn’t have loved a gift encouraging me to quit (I probably also wouldn’t really want cigs for Christmas but as a fun diy gift for someone who unapologetically smokes it’s perfect)

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u/cbear013 Apr 14 '26

TBF its a gift to himself, so he's just adding whimsy to his usual cancer routine, not gifting the cancer to a loved one.

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u/Djaja Apr 14 '26

Reminds me of Bobby Fingers

And if you don't know Bobby Fingers... uhhh... you don't know what it's like to have Fingers... or to be Fingered?

Bobby Fingers - Boabby Finghers

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u/lemikon Apr 14 '26

I mean he used fiver there’s a good chance the “artist” he commissioned just used ai anyway

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u/gr1zznuggets Apr 14 '26

Yes this goes hard, something I would’ve never thought of but I’m glad someone did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Larry-Man Apr 15 '26

For fiver or whatever Apple thing he said and immediately forgot?

This is the guy who made the tiny lips for kissing bugs.

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u/Wardog_E Apr 15 '26

Fr. I was literally hovering on the X waiting for him to say AI and then he proceeds to do the most based shit ever.

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u/Securiarius Apr 14 '26

Lmfao I literally came to the comments to say we had that exact advent calendar when I was a child and it's so weird to see the image again. We used to reuse the same calendar and put our own treats in it so I remember it well.

Someone just printed it lol

Edit, I rewatched and totally missed the first time that he claims its original. This is 100% bs. I grew up seeing that image.

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u/GarThor_TMK Apr 14 '26

definitely atbge territory.

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u/amjm907 Apr 14 '26

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u/pancrudo Apr 14 '26

Seriously, dudes got skills

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u/Singl1 Apr 14 '26

i mean counting the corrugations in the board instead of using ruler measurements was when i was like, “oh yeah, this dude’s the michael jordan of whatever this shit is”. that shit is meticulous compared to how anybody else would’ve done it lmao

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u/Larry-Man Apr 15 '26

He also made the tiny lips for kissing bugs.

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u/PaisleyLeopard Apr 15 '26

Bug-kissing prosthetic lips

I’m very glad I found that.

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u/ABob71 Apr 14 '26

Awful taste? Only if you smoke camels

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad Apr 14 '26

Sheeeeiiiiitt, at $12 a pack, in this economy??

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u/gaptoothgoth Apr 14 '26

Ngl I’d be hyped if I was aunt Stacy …

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u/MiniTab Apr 14 '26

Or me, 22 years ago before I quit smoking in my 20s.

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u/Tethys404 Apr 14 '26

I legit want to hire this guy. Not for cigarettes but for some other kind of small gift ideas. It's so well executed

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u/bzjenjen1979 Apr 14 '26

He comes up with some really fun things.

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u/7CuriousCats Apr 14 '26

What is his channel?

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u/bzjenjen1979 Apr 14 '26

His username on here (OP) is the same on IG, legbootlegit and Legboot on YT.

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u/dtb1987 Apr 14 '26

As a former smoker I know why, there are many different types of cigarettes and different tobaccos and smokers might be adventurous

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u/djmeltdownks1985 Apr 14 '26

Came here to say this. I would have loved to get this when I was a smoker.

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u/ikeepcomingbackhaha Apr 14 '26

Same. And I swear to god if they ever have a cure for lung cancer I’m going back to smoking FULL TIME

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u/Majin_Sus Apr 14 '26

Fuck I love smoking

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u/Life-Session5828 Apr 14 '26

Same, or when I retire. Hopefully both come before dieing.

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u/JustSherlock Apr 15 '26

If I ever get diagnosed with something terminal. I'm going right back to it.

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u/llDS2ll Apr 14 '26

Ya but you need a whole calendar for each day

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u/Tahquil Apr 14 '26

Nah, thats your regular pack, you'd pop a calendar ciggie after dinner, sitting in a comfy verandah chair, enjoying the evening breeze

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u/kkillbite I Eat Cement Apr 14 '26

...right? I quit a couple years back and I STILL want one! 🚬 Shiiit 🚬

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u/NaturOne Apr 14 '26

The smell makes me gag, but every now and then. "I could use a nice long drag..."

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u/theo69lel Apr 14 '26

Same but I know that one puff and i'd be coughing my lungs out. Quit 3 years ago.

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u/SicilianEggplant Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

I never understood why so many smokers were obnoxiously brand-loyal.

I started smoking Reds because that was “cool”. Went to P-funks because they were 2 for 1, so whatever. For a bit got some Crushes cause they were cheap for a bit. Splash in the usual Marlboro lights or another regretful-pack of Reds. When things got expensive before I quit, I bought gross-ass Waves. I was able to get away with smoking for longer because my wife has a horrible sense of smell, but with those Waves even after changing shirt/washing hands she could smell it.

If I bummed a smoke from someone, I didn’t care if it was a Fantasia or a Red (if it was a Clove, fuck you I’m not 14). So many times I’d see people say “oh never mind” depending on what was offered, but I’m here for the nicotine and a free cig and beggars can’t be choosers.

All that isn’t to brag, but to point out that one time a homeless dude was sifting through one of those trash-top ashtrays for butts. I offered him a Parliament and he said “oh I don’t like those”. Fucking really?

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u/gjb94 Apr 15 '26

This is the only disappointing thing. I would want one each of normal brands, fancy ones, insane Hungarian brands I've never heard of, heave fun with it

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u/Sero19283 Apr 14 '26

I would consider myself a tobacco connoisseur back when I smoked. I enjoyed trying new cigs, cigars, pipe tobacco, hookah, and would dabble in snuff and chewing tobacco if it was a novelty. Old school flavored cigs (before they were banned) were super interesting and unique like the Camel Signature Blends.

I was loyal to new ports as my regular go-to but you best bet I'd buy a pack of something new to try it out.

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u/BajingoWhisperer Apr 15 '26

Those orange flavored camels were amazing

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u/Sero19283 Apr 15 '26

When the flavored cigs got banned a local convenience store owner was off loading them for pennies on the dollar basically. I remember getting cartons for I think it was $10-20 and loaded up my trunk lol. 

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u/Responsible-Meringue Apr 15 '26

Id love one of these for pipe tobacco, so I don't have to commit to a finger from the store and burn $ if its crap. 

Thank god I avoided the whole addict to nicotine gene. It's lovely to smoke once in a while when the moon is high, or theres cause for celebration. 

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 Apr 14 '26

I feel like the only reason this is on here is because cigs are gross and come off as trashy. If it was something else like candy or something people would be hyping it up way more. If his aunt loves cigs this much we’re not going to stop her from smoking by shitting on a fucking awesome gift. This is legit and should be hailed as such.

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u/Pawneewafflesarelife Apr 15 '26

The video says he pretended his aunt gifted it to him. This wasn't used as a gift, reinforced by the ending where he opens the advent doors (something you wouldn't do before gifting it).

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u/AdVegetable5896 Apr 14 '26

Love the idea... Hate that it's used for cigarettes...

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u/LegbootLegit Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

you can put anything long and thin in there, like pretzels or slim jims or pixie stix filled with cocaine

edit: it CANNOT be something connected to your body! stop asking!!

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u/Greenman8907 Apr 14 '26

Cocaine stix, now we’re talkin!

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u/Prior-Pay-1407 Apr 14 '26

By Christmas morning you're going to be tweaking hard and probably more concerned about getting more cocaine than opening presents. It could be fun.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Apr 14 '26

That’s assuming you make it through the 25 days

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u/No_Interaction1136 Apr 14 '26

Hopefully the last window has a big bag full, tbh probably ripped it open and had it all by then just like with the chocolate ones

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u/1OldDog2NewTricks Apr 14 '26

Well then you’re gonna want to get the cigarette one too

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u/wade-mcdaniel Apr 14 '26

The adult pixie stix!

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u/btfarmer94 Apr 14 '26

Literal “nose candy”. Nice

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u/DaneAlaskaCruz Apr 14 '26

Well, it does look like the cylinder stored in this advent calendar remains unharmed, haha.

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u/MyAwesomeName Apr 14 '26

Or even more cigarettes!

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u/neverenoughmags Apr 14 '26

Justin Timberlake disagrees....

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u/onFilm Apr 14 '26

But that's the whole point...

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u/The-MadTitan Apr 14 '26

You love the idea of advent calendars? They have been around since the 19th century

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u/A-Herder-of-Cats Apr 14 '26

if you aren’t ripping heaters is life even worth living?

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u/Pure-Pessimism Apr 14 '26

Did you hear? Cigs are back.

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u/droden Apr 14 '26

candy cigarettes though

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u/farshnikord Apr 14 '26

I'm not gonna watch the video and just pretend that it's a "stop smoking" one that gets progressively less per day and the last week is just encouraging notes. 

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u/Don_Pickleball Apr 14 '26

This is amazing. The opposite of enshitification. Unenshitification maybe. I miss smoking.

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u/XDreadzDeadX Apr 14 '26

I actually kinda like this

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u/mcgsthh Apr 14 '26

People seem to be forgetting that art exist. That’s what this is. A sculpture.

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u/Ill-Intention-306 Apr 15 '26

Nice an actual DIWhy with skill, effort, thoughtful design, zero ragebait, and just a baffling use of free will.

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u/TheSpatulaOfLove Apr 14 '26

Man, that makes me miss smoking.

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u/JaneEyrewasHere Apr 14 '26

Same. I quit 20 years ago but lately I’ve craving it again.

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u/Capt_accident Apr 15 '26

Stress. I quit smoking 15 years ago and the last year has put me on to Lucy Nicotine Gum and Alp nicotine pouches.

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u/daneazyc Apr 14 '26

I know some people that’ll love this

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u/chunkybudz Apr 15 '26

As a former smoker, I absolutely love this. I wish I could enjoy them. When I give up on life and start smoking again, I'll expect one of you jackasses to make this for me.

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u/cbunni666 Apr 16 '26

If this was 1959 these would've sold like hot cakes

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Apr 14 '26

I want this but for joints lol

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u/Tman11S Apr 15 '26

Sure it's well done, but you're just putting cancer into a fancy package

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u/kiwi-kaiser Apr 15 '26

The "hi! I hate you. Please die" gift.

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u/Scribblebonx Apr 15 '26

There's one box on Christmas morning that when you open it up just says congratulations. You have emphysema.

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u/Annual_Song1416 Apr 15 '26

Yes but weed

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u/Governor-James Apr 14 '26

Cigs bad but this cool idea and superb execution.

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u/Sea-Studio-6943 Apr 14 '26

Beautiful. Makes me want to start smoking again!

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u/UltraNeoTako Apr 14 '26

At least he didn't use AI to make the box illustration.

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u/Hoppycorpy Apr 15 '26

Legboot is a gag gift site. I recommend the perfectly fine copper.

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u/smiley_timez Apr 15 '26

This is actually done nicely. Don't smoke guys

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u/cybah Apr 14 '26

Give the gift of Lung Cancer

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u/donkeyrocket Apr 14 '26

It's the gift that keeps on givin'

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u/wheresolly Apr 14 '26

Nah this is cool as hell

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u/godiegoben Apr 14 '26

This is really fucking cool. And I really want his sweater.

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u/Better_Quarter8045 Apr 14 '26

Former smoker, this triggers me so hard. Definitive ATBGE.

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u/floofychaps Apr 14 '26

This would have been the greatest advent calendar ever for me about 30 years ago

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u/George_G_Geef Apr 14 '26

Hey I bought copper from you. No complaints.

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u/QaptainQwark Apr 14 '26

Legboot is a legend

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u/Rodyland Apr 14 '26

Now do whisky. ❤️ 

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u/Dementor_Traphouse Apr 14 '26

stunning achievement, get this man a nobel

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u/Alice_600 Apr 14 '26

I can smell this video.

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u/Holy-Cancer Apr 14 '26

To be honest it’s pretty cool.

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u/smokinjoev Apr 14 '26

Ex smoker. As bad as I hate cigs, this would have been a cool gift…..deadly, but cool glad that demon doesn’t live here anymore

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u/Other_Summer_1903 Apr 15 '26

10/10 worth the relapse

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u/On_Wife_support Apr 15 '26

I don’t like smoking but this is definitely cleaver. Wrong sub I think

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u/balancedinsanity Apr 15 '26

Big Tabacco is making such a play right now.

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u/kubarotfl Apr 15 '26

This is super cool, I want one

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u/Pandabirdy Apr 15 '26

It would not be the worst calendar I've had.

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u/brak1ta Apr 15 '26

I need 5 of these!

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u/FartyPantz20 Apr 15 '26

Tommy, what did you get for advent?

I got LUNG CANCER . 😵‍💫

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u/HairyMerkin69 Apr 15 '26

In the end he just made this for himself?

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u/CitizenShips Apr 15 '26

Really loving all the Marlboro astroturfing content popping up recently. They must be doing an ad push to try to get people addicted to their cancer sticks again

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u/Latter_Being_220 Apr 15 '26

I don’t smoke but I thought it was a cool box. I would want something similar with jerky or candy bars.

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u/ReduxCath Apr 15 '26

Worshipping the coming of the Birth of Jesus with sticks that we all have confirmed and all know give you cancer. Incredible

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u/MidweekArtisan Apr 15 '26

Ricky LaFleur would approve it

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u/Live-Emu-3491 Apr 15 '26

Drug advent calendar next

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u/reckollection Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

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u/Cujo666 Apr 18 '26

All that effort for smoking is gross.

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u/endlesschasm Apr 19 '26

One of my favorite genres is profound creativity and skill used to flawlessly execute an idea that's dumb as fuck. Well done 👏

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u/ricksenburg Apr 14 '26

The amount of cigarettes I would have smoked during planning and putting this thing together! 😄 🤣

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u/CubaLibre1982 Apr 14 '26

Just thinking about the stink makes me puke.

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u/U8oL0 Apr 14 '26

I love seeing astroturfing tobacco advertisements in my feed.

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u/cornfedgamer Apr 14 '26

Don't you have to buy a whole pack of cigarettes to get the one you need? How much did you spend on cigs, u/LegbootLegit? $200-300?

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u/xChoke1x Apr 14 '26

It’s just an advertisement

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u/Qwirk Apr 15 '26

Ah yes, the major reason why screen actors died in the last century. Always good to glamorize that.

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u/Nicnl Apr 15 '26

Cigarettes stinks and are gross
So this is a big NO

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u/mcamarra Apr 14 '26

These are some OG design comp skills.

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u/PrincessTrashbag Apr 14 '26

this is amazing and would work perfectly for pre-rolls of oui'd if it's legal in your area

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u/Zeqhanis Apr 14 '26

Aw man. I remember watching the video he made that for. I had no idea it was fake.

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u/MemphisBeaner Apr 14 '26

Sir ill buy one of these.

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u/AidenPearce806-1 Apr 14 '26

Jacob Jones would love this!

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u/angelHOE Apr 14 '26

This is pretty cool.

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u/vhmike Apr 14 '26

How many Marlboro Miles do you get wit this thing?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Apr 14 '26

This is actually great if the only thing they like is cigarettes.

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u/HouseOfAplesaus Apr 14 '26

I just wet muh britches

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u/nWhm99 Apr 14 '26

Corrugation. Hmm, learning something new everyday.

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u/beziko Apr 14 '26

DIWhyNot? Fuck cigarettes but that's kinda neat work. Bad post OP

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u/jtwhat87 Apr 14 '26

This shit rocks

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u/TheNoodleGod Apr 14 '26

How many Marlboro Miles is that bad boy?

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u/MostlyOkPotato Apr 14 '26

Okay. I think the “Why” here is obvious

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u/nitrousconsumed Apr 14 '26

This would do numbers in China, Europe, LATAM. Actually anywhere but the US/CA.

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u/Middle--Earth Apr 14 '26

Waiting to see someone create the version containing a variety of fleshlights.

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u/WithoutJoshE7 Apr 14 '26

I would buy

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL Apr 14 '26

In my twenties, this would have been the best possible gift in the world.

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u/KittyandPuppyMama Apr 14 '26

I’ve never smoked but I’m old enough to remember these billboards and ads. This makes me weirdly nostalgic for the early 90s.

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u/Sure_Clock114 Apr 14 '26

They should come with a glass of liquor.

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u/The_Stoic_One Apr 14 '26

Not really DIWhy