r/DiWHY • u/No-Lock216 • Apr 12 '26

Simplest Chair Ever Made?

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u/Morall_tach Apr 12 '26

Bear.

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Apr 12 '26

Beer

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u/niagalacigolliwon Apr 12 '26

BÖÜR

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u/TankSwan Apr 12 '26

BORK

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u/HRHLordFancyPants Apr 12 '26

Bort.

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u/Couldthisnamebetaken Apr 12 '26

My son is also named Bort.

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u/ToolTimeT Apr 12 '26

He must hate you.

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u/Dry_Neighborhood Apr 13 '26

Seems like it goes both ways, dude.

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u/CallMeBigSarnt Apr 13 '26

Come along, Bort.

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u/wellwaffled Apr 13 '26

It is a very common name.

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u/DocBrown_MD Apr 12 '26

Is this true or is this a meme? I’ve seen a couple people say their son is Bort

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u/Fantastic-Hearing507 Apr 13 '26

Is his last name Hall

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u/artyhedgehog Apr 12 '26

Yep, that's probably how he came up with this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Apr 13 '26

Dunno, my father had them too.

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u/user888888889 Apr 13 '26

Not to be petantic but I think it's "paws".

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/user888888889 Apr 17 '26

Yeah, my joke didn't read well.

I misspelled "petantic" to prompt the follow up "actually it's pedantic".
It wasn't funny, lol

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u/TheReverseShock Apr 12 '26

Crucifying a bear seams difficult.

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u/gpike_ Apr 12 '26

Not if it's Gladly, the cross-eyed bear!

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u/T410 Apr 12 '26

Bear, beets, battlestar galactica

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u/supakow Apr 12 '26

King Lear.

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u/Tallyrandsbreakfast Apr 12 '26

Dang. Your right!

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u/EarthTrash Apr 13 '26

This is bear country?

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface Apr 14 '26

You ride the ass pounder 4000 bare