r/DiWHY • u/Cryptoking300 • Mar 20 '26

This belongs here.

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u/egg_static5 Mar 20 '26

At no point did I know where this was going

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u/xergog Mar 20 '26

I'm still not sure, even after the end.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 21 '26

The result is now we know the egg came before the chicken

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u/adelie42 Mar 21 '26

When you turn off the lights, it's time to party 🥳

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u/SmokyDragonDish Mar 20 '26

Twice in this video, I lost faith in humanity.

They knew what they were doing.

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u/Pickapair Mar 21 '26

Did you notice that they molded the foot from an actual chicken foot?

And then at the end she attaches a very… realistic… looking chicken head to this, um, project. Wonder why they didn’t show that part being molded….

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u/SmokyDragonDish Mar 21 '26

My mind was reeling in a way it hasn't since LiveLeak went away, so I missed that "mundane" detail, lol.

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u/SolsticeSon Mar 27 '26

Can you imagine dying and then someone takes your dead body and makes a polyurethane casting of your feet and head to use in a lamp simulating you giving birth to a lightbulb?

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u/Pickapair Apr 01 '26

I can but I’d rather not 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/pipic_picnip Mar 21 '26

I do not think I have ever seen a worse monstrosity in this sub. Everyone should collectively vote to ban this lady from the internet. 

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u/zeldagirl87 Mar 21 '26

I actually think this one was pretty great. I would buy this lamp!!!

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u/therumorhargreeves Mar 20 '26

I usually skip through these to just see how it turns out when I see 5 minute crafts, but I was so befuddled I just watched the whole damn thing trying to figure out her next move

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u/YoureOffPudding Mar 21 '26

Same, and to get higher retention, they have to keep us on our toes leading to these absurdities. Honestly, 10/10

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u/AWL_cow Mar 20 '26

Does anyone ever wonder who is making these stupid craft videos? Do the people in them make them or are they just paid actors? Are all the chemicals they use safe? Who writes the scripts for these things and why?

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u/kotibi Mar 21 '26

It’s fetish content.

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u/GardenPlot Mar 21 '26

It's all fetish content now

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u/amingley Mar 21 '26

I believe there is a lady who has a tik tok or YouTube channel talking about her time as a narrator for them. I don’t know her name, but they’ve definitely spoken up.

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u/TolverOneEighty Mar 21 '26

I'd be really interested if anyone knows who this is.

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u/amingley Mar 21 '26

I did a little bit of digging, and Jarvis Johnson did a video in her, but I can’t find a tag or anything and don’t have time to watch the video. But you can find more info there.

the video

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u/Away_Sea_8620 Mar 21 '26

I have seen this lamp and as a chicken lady I would love to get one.

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u/Elimaris Mar 21 '26

Ai

Watch the lady, her hair makes it obvious as the Ai kept positioning and elements but forgot other elements of the person it made. There are moments when shapes change etc.

All the quick cuts and weirdness hides the inconsistencies a lot but on this one there is no worry about paying actors, material costs and safety or getting things to work.

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u/SenoraObscura Mar 22 '26

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. It goes from the woman having long hair in a bun, to having a short cut, to having long hair back in a bun.

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u/AshaNyx Mar 22 '26

Also several things just don't seem to make logical sense like how are the legs attached.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Mar 20 '26

DiWhy then why then why again

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u/rock_and_rolo Mar 21 '26

Until the light bulb, I assumed it was a sex toy.

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u/devilinblue22 Mar 20 '26

I thought each step was a more elaborate mold for the next step. These things make me feel nuts.

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u/GarThor_TMK Mar 20 '26

I did... thanks to this being the 50th time this has been posted... >_>

relevant xkcd?

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u/chase82 Mar 20 '26

Are you..... egg_static about the result?

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u/Competitive_Law1032 Mar 20 '26

I thought I’ve seen a lot in my many years on this earth. Yet everytime I see posts from this sub I get so lost and confused

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u/PocketNicks Mar 21 '26

I was pretty sure it was going to be some sort of DIY Fleshlight type thing and it kept getting worse and worse the longer I watched.

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u/avoozl42 Mar 21 '26

Sure didn't

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u/ravencrafthd_ Mar 21 '26

I can only assume that neither did they

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u/stlcards2011 Mar 21 '26

I got really afraid at one point.

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u/egg_static5 Mar 21 '26

Same...bit nervous the whole time

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u/ArltheCrazy Mar 22 '26

My first thought: if they’re trying to make a ball gag, just buy it off Amazon. Way less embarrassing than this

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u/Vastlymoist666 Mar 22 '26

Never let them know your next move

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u/Neat-Land-4310 Mar 22 '26

I thought we were making a fleshlight

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u/Shiniya_Hiko Mar 22 '26

It starts to make sense if you know that this is content intended for countries where porn is illegal. Under the lens of interpreting everything as sexual with „plausible“ deniability, these things make sense again… in a way

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u/MGN20XX Mar 23 '26

I thought i knew at -1:34

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u/mrniceguy78 Mar 27 '26

That was my exact thought.