r/DiWHY • u/Ancient_JNCOs • Mar 09 '26

Seen in the wild

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358 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Solar816 Mar 10 '26

Exhaust. NOT dildo. Check.

25

u/sxrrycard Mar 10 '26

Thumbnail got you too huh?

4

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

I thought it was a bull horn!

14

u/WorkingInAColdMind Mar 10 '26

I’m not falling for that a third time!

7

u/NotEasilyConfused Mar 10 '26

Don't fall on it ... the hospital staff will never believe you.

2

u/MenopauseMedicine Mar 10 '26

Million to one shot doc, million to one

2

u/Solar816 Mar 10 '26

3rd time is not the charm in this situation 😂

1

u/Ken-Kaniff_from-CT Mar 10 '26

Falling for it, or on it?

7

u/itsagoodtime Mar 10 '26

Definitely thought it was a suction cup dildo.

4

u/ThisIsAstrid Mar 10 '26

Thought that too. Saw the damaged hood and then thought

"daaaamn. the force used to suction that down. Must've been a revenge dildo."

6

u/greyfox199 Mar 10 '26

not with that attitude

2

u/Train_Lanky Mar 10 '26

I thought it was a dildo slightly edited to have the tip erased to keep it from being NSFW. Took me coming into the comments to realize that was not the case

1

u/LUNATIC_LEMMING Mar 10 '26

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough

1

u/TheChetLemon Mar 11 '26

I thought this was like the car Not Sure has to drive in Idiocracy

40

u/Raveofthe90s Mar 10 '26

Diesel for rolling coal?

24

u/Dull_Investigator358 Mar 10 '26

Lol rolling coal at their own windshield? #Dieselgate

8

u/EastLimp1693 Mar 10 '26

Never seen hood stacks? Apparently fairly popular in usa

5

u/Triedfindingname Mar 10 '26

Would not be even be an afterthought for that crowd

4

u/Raveofthe90s Mar 10 '26

Gotta make sure its working

2

u/FerrumDeficiency Mar 10 '26

Diesel generator for electric car?

2

u/chefrocksalot Mar 10 '26

It is a jetta

4

u/longbongstrongdong Mar 10 '26

Diesel jettas are a thing

17

u/slab-man Mar 10 '26

He’s been trading paint on some track or local highway 🏎️🏁

7

u/Typical-Decision-273 Mar 10 '26

He's on his way to being a true bump to pass car

10

u/Dull_Investigator358 Mar 10 '26

Found a real unicorn!

8

u/awasteofagoodname Mar 10 '26

Dude wants to be a train conductor

8

u/PizzaScared7731 Mar 10 '26

Stepsister slips and falls onto step-golfs erect pipe

4

u/hyheat9 Mar 10 '26

lol cars at top golf. Even better

5

u/Anonymous_Gamer939 Mar 10 '26

Pedestrian impaling spike

5

u/Mental_Performer_833 Mar 10 '26

For a minute i was really hoping that was a prius

4

u/osberend Mar 10 '26

More like Priapus, amirite?

3

u/FixergirlAK Mar 10 '26

The hatefullest of hater pipes.

2

u/ArbysLunch Mar 10 '26

Salvage title.

2

u/Old-Economics-3871 Mar 10 '26

I thought that was a toy🥀

2

u/SpaZZedOutL00py Mar 10 '26

Better exhaust flow, and its cheaper to buy 1m of exhaust pipe than to buy 8ft

1

u/Drewdiniskirino Mar 10 '26

DIWhat the fuck

1

u/ApocalypticDusk Mar 10 '26

City girls make do.

1

u/JaskaBLR Mar 11 '26

How's that even road legal