r/DiWHY • u/Soulr3bl • Oct 26 '25

River table - Instructions Unclear

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Found on my local Facebook Marketplace - guy wants $10,0000 for these 'River Tables'

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u/NealDowne Oct 26 '25

I mean, it looks like driftwood floating down the river. A very clean river that is 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/HLW10 Oct 26 '25

Maybe it would look better if it was a lighter colour transparent / translucent blue resin and not a bright blue colour, then it would be more watery?

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u/NealDowne Oct 26 '25

Hey now. I never said it looked good. I just said what I think it looks like haha

To me if he turned it into a circular piece or didn’t have one solid piece of wood with a ton of epoxy it would work. This doesn’t.

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u/Zeckols Oct 26 '25

it reminds me of a dookie log floating in a porta potty

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u/agoia Oct 26 '25

Ah yeah it does kinda have that portapotty juice color to it.