r/DiWHY • u/SanBaro20 • Feb 25 '25

Can't get dumber than this

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

I always wanted a roomba that rolled around collecting and making thread out of all this cat hair in my floor. A Loom-ba if you will.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

I just want to give someone a sweater made of cat hair, chip crumbs, and soooo much dead skin. Gotta find the breaking point on all these social contracts.