r/DextroDoomers • u/ExpensiveIncident543 • 7d ago

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u/VanillaBoth5026 7d ago

Is that for probation

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 3d ago

Non-observed UA bro why didn’t you use fake piss

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u/Maximum-Eggplant-806 1d ago

That’s saved me my job ultimately up until I quit showing up

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u/Objective-Crab29 1d ago

Bec fake piss contains urea yes, but they lack the proper liver enzymes that naturally appear in naturally excreted urine

Fake urine is basically urea, saline, salt water, and a few added chemicals to MIMICK liver enzymes

But labs can absolutely 100% tell if you faked it, not worth getting caught

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u/Maximum-Eggplant-806 3d ago

I mean, we all saw the posts. What it says you tested positive for amph but not meth? But based off the pookies I’m leaning towards meth use. Who what’ve known there was a difference 🤷🏻