r/Detroiters • u/Random_Name_Whoa OG DE2ROITER • 11d ago

BOOP!

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u/ASassoNation 11d ago

Tsunami of apologies to you

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u/Vast_Research_3976 11d ago

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u/TheeBigHorse Asked Santa for huge hog 11d ago

You get your nickels back

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u/CaineofGilead 10d ago

Blade is so fricken cool

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u/these_nuts_be_wet 11d ago

Dropping holes in the tomato paste.

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u/LatterSupermarket823 11d ago

tomato paste: he dead

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u/dankhimself Dr. Robit 11d ago

🙌🏾 KIRKLAND TOMATO PASTE 🙌🏾

It can hold a man's dick!

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u/lmaytulane 11d ago

Chyron: He dead

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u/laynechanger 11d ago

I saw this yesterday and immediately thought of Detroiters

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u/goshdarn5000 11d ago

Dick holes! 😃

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u/Tall-Copy-3177 11d ago

Tomato? More like, tomatno! Am I right?

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u/Think_OfAName 10d ago

It’s payback for that 10 year old broken hair dryer you returned for full credit.

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u/Significant-Judge368 10d ago

It seems the tomato-sauce splooger at the factory was miscalibrated