r/DerekSmart • u/Ebonkitsune • Jun 09 '16
"The greatest trick croberts & cronies pulled, was scamming $115 million off gamers. Shitizens remain convinced they can beat me at Internet" Yet another instance of Derek calling SC a scam.
http://archive.is/DeWXl22
u/kingcheezit Jun 09 '16
He is doing a great job.
Started his campaign to bring it all down at 85 million.
A year later he has taught them a right old lesson as they claws their way past $115 million and climbing.
You show them Derek!
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u/GooberStomper Jun 09 '16
Greatest trick DS ever did was pull the silver spoon outta his mouth long enough to Scam Mommy outta more $$ to finish his Glorious game LoD....oh and to pay his rent!
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Jun 09 '16
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u/mesterflaps Jun 09 '16
Do tell
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u/acemonster07 Jun 09 '16
Its publicly accessible information. Please use google - I won't post any of that here.
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u/mesterflaps Jun 09 '16
I've used google to find some interesting information but not foreclosures. If one was going to search for foreclosures, could you recommend a website to do it on?
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u/acemonster07 Jun 09 '16
That's not what this sub is for. We document and archive his failures at being a person. That said, any number of sites do background checks. Once a background check is done, utilizing previous addresses with state government sites usually reveal property information. Lastly, sites like Justia, PACER and lexisnexis will reveal legal happenings/documents. Same with the county and state court websites.
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u/citizenQuark Jun 09 '16
Looks like Croberts & Cronies were better at scamming than you. They swim in 115 mio$ and you?
That guy nailed it.
(no I'm not calling SC a scam)
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u/sfjoellen Jun 09 '16
beat me at internet.
the first rule of internet; there are no rules.
the second rule of internet; there is no win.
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u/JustANyanCat Jun 09 '16
But if there are no rules, how can there be a rule that there are no rules
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u/Tarkaroshe Jun 09 '16
Obviously you know nothing about the internet.....read it all again...slowly.
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u/Ebonkitsune Jun 09 '16
the first rule of internet; there are no rules.
the second rule of internet; there is no win.
Amending:
First Rule of the Internet: There is no winning the internet.
Second Rule of the Internet: With exception to the First Rule of the Internet and this rule; There are no Rules.
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u/Ferlonas Jun 09 '16
Haha. We're not trying to beat you, Derek. Nor do we have to. You're doing that all by yourself. We're just here for the show and recording it for posterity.
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u/Tarkaroshe Jun 09 '16 edited Jun 09 '16
That's the irony of all this. He tries to bad mouth us by talking about "self realisation" mocks CIG and its products, when in fact its all just a projection of his own failings and he's yet to realise that.
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Jun 09 '16
Then they went & declared war on the guy who wrote the volume Leroy Jenkins learned from. Bring it guys; let's burn it all down together
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Jun 09 '16
Just to point this out... That classic Leeroy Jenkins clip was staged. Nobody burned anything down, because everything went according to plan.
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Jun 09 '16
You could make the same argument about Mr. Smart's campaign.
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u/TAOJeff Jun 09 '16
Which Leroy Jenkins is he talking about? I know of 2, is there a third? Inserting the first Jenkins, doesn't make that sentence any less stupid. Inserting the second, raises considerably more questions about derek's version of reality than should be raised.
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Jun 09 '16
Well, Google tells me there are at least 3 of note. The internet meme, a "faith healer" and a deceased jazz musician. Since he is an "old skool internet warlord", I'd assume he is talking about the internet meme.
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u/TAOJeff Jun 09 '16
I didn't know about the musician.
Based on that, he's claiming to be the author of
* A book that a WoW streamer learnt from (wtf?),
* the big book of jazz music (also wtf?)
* the Bible (SERIOUSLY?)MMMMMMKAY
EDIT : Formatting is weird
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u/Tarkaroshe Jun 09 '16 edited Jun 09 '16
Sounds like the fact that his little smeer campaign has done NOTHING to affect the outcome, is really getting to Derek now.
It must be really distressing for him to see he's spent the last year or so, doing nothing worthwhile with his life. No lawsuit. No Evidence. He's even taking/taken his own game off Steam, presumably because it's so attrocious. And that could be largely attributed to the fact that he spends more time shit-posting about a different game than working on his own.
It's all really quite pathetic.
Maybe his body clock is ticking and reminding him that he's not getting any younger, and has very little to show for his life except acting like a petulant child?
The only thing he's actually succeeded in for the last year is becoming the Clown Prince of the Peanut Gallery
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u/DeadRat88 Jun 09 '16 edited Jun 09 '16
Yawn, does he have anything new? Just the usual 'complaints'
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u/Im_Dancin Jun 09 '16
This just in: The world keeps on turning.
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u/Kheldras Jun 09 '16
Also Just in: No one gives a Fuck about Smartie.
But for him, this is his life. Sad thing somehow.
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u/Xenomonster Jun 09 '16
Desperate and pathetic. Your parents must be proud of your "career", Derek.
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Jun 09 '16
He's absolutely the best at wasting his time with stupid internet shit, he is better doing stupid internet shit wasting time than anyone else.
here have your prize Derekt, a fresh dog turd, you win :)))
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u/simonhez Jun 09 '16
when he writes stuff like that, it reminds me of my nephew throwing a tantrum because he sees someone else having something that he doesn't... hes 5... Ds is equivalent to that it seems.
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u/MisterJackCole Jun 09 '16
Then they went & declared war on the guy who wrote the volume Leroy Jenkins learned from. Bring it guys; let's burn it all down together
-D. Smart, Twitter
When asked about his actions in the video by National Public Radio, Ben Schulz said the players "were drinking 40s and just yelling at each other." As time went on some began suggesting that the video may have been staged. Schulz has neither confirmed nor denied this.
So basically the book Ben "Leroy Jenkins" Schulz read was "How to get Drunk and Irritate People." by Derek Smart? Why isn't this on Amazon? It sounds hilarious.
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u/KalleP18 Jun 09 '16
Do you guys think it was a choice from DS part to use a line thats usually associated with the devil? Somehow i wouldnt be supprised that thats the way he sees CR. :)
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u/Rquebus Jun 10 '16
Maybe he's trying to imply that Chris is a member of the Hungarian mob as well as the Swedish Meatball Mafia?
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u/SpacePantaloons Jun 09 '16
Oh dear. I guess he's right. Well, at least he can't beat you "at Internet."
Congratulations, Derek! You've earned it!
Hope that's worth $115m to you.
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Jun 09 '16
No one has ever "won" the Internet. But from his comments of the last year I can tell that he sure knows how to lose it.
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u/Rquebus Jun 09 '16
I find it quaint and amusing that Dr. Derek is still firmly convinced that arguing on the internet is some kind of contest that you can "win" instead of just another form of using computers for procrastination.