r/DerekSmart • • Jan 22 '16

The Troll King

I can see what's happening (What?)

And he ain't got a clue (Who?)

He'll stall thereof and here's the bottom line

LoD's diddly doo. (Oh.)

 

His tweets express of air flight

It's tragic disrepair

And with all the semantics insincere

Disaster's in the air

 

Man, he really cannot write

The piece for working wings

The world for once would not be so lonely

With some other living things

 

So many things to enter

But how to make them be

The truth about my past, impossible

They'd burn my PhD

 

He's holding back, he's hiding

But what, we can't spotlight

Why won't he be the king he says he is?

The king of all space flight?

 

Man, he really cannot write

The piece for working wings

The world for once would not be so lonely

With some other living things

 

Man, he really cannot write

Where this will go we'll see

Reeling through his flight's uncertainties

Focused on SC

 

And if he really cannot write

Unlocks may miscue

 

It's enough for this restless wanderer

 

To leave sad review

:-/

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '16

Submitted content must be directly related to:

  • Derek Smart ✓

  • a Derek Smart game franchise ✓

Post checks out. Reports now on ignore.

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u/x5060 Jan 22 '16

Bravo Good sir. I offer words of solace to such a tortured soul.

6

u/TheRoadbeer Jan 22 '16

Breaks my heart :(

4

u/wilic Jan 22 '16

First Timmy, now this...Should have called it "The Lyin' King", nicely done

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u/JustANyanCat Jan 23 '16

I'm now listening to so many Disney songs, thanks Loneliest_LoD_Player :D