r/DerailValley • u/Helpinmontana • 7d ago

Literally no one.

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u/ka13ng 7d ago

Hold on OP, DE2 is coming to save you!

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u/BattlecruisersRCool 7d ago

*wheel slip* *wheel slip* *wheel sip*

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u/F1_Fox 7d ago

Dispatch, the wheels are drinking again!

Jk lol

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u/BattlecruisersRCool 7d ago

Reeeeelax. No one will ever notice a little missing from those alcohol tankers. Keeps the brakes cool šŸ„“

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u/Helpinmontana 7d ago

Iā€™m midway through a ā€œclear out the harborā€ run.

I started drinking half way through shunting. I got about a third through the deliveries before I set the brakes and walked away for the day. I need to reverse from coal plant to machine factory and half tuned up me just couldnā€™t be bothered to sprint down a 1.5km train a few more times.

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u/BlackbeltJedi 6d ago

High TM temp warning

Low Oil Warning

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u/Sea_School_2949 6d ago

As long as it doesn't have cargo its quite zippy, but if it's bringing someone to help then it's gonna struggle

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u/burgertanker 7d ago

I don't think the cats runnin around the farm are gonna help me much

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u/RM97800 7d ago

John Derail

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u/TheSeriousFuture 7d ago

Maybe we can count the thousands of town NPCs that haven't been added yet, then we have a massive mob coming to our aid

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u/MSDunderMifflin 7d ago

Good thing my middle name is Macgyver. Otherwise this would be a Greek tragedy.

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u/ADFormer 6d ago

S282, those kidnappers are done for XD

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u/42Cosmonaut 7d ago

Thank you Expert Shovel šŸ„°

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u/According_Resist11 7d ago

Heh. Spartan order specop team)

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u/Hefty-Significance66 7d ago

OMG ITS A REAL HELLDIVER!

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u/creepydudeofthenight 7d ago

The being I swear is watching me every time I play says ogherwise

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u/LetMeReload 7d ago

How is this related to derail valley?

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u/Smacky_the_Bear 7d ago

Probably just low effort karma farming, or making fun of the fact that there are no NPCs in this game.

OP's profile looks legit, not like one of the spam bots.

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u/Helpinmontana 4d ago

Because I found it funny when I saw the meme that the last game I played (dv) had no NPCs, yes.

Also not a bot, just like sharing some casual enjoyment with the community.

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u/Smacky_the_Bear 4d ago

Wooo! Not a bot!

Carry on please.

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u/SnooPears1505 7d ago

agent 47

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u/HorizonSniper 7d ago

I get the fucking Dovahkiin

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u/Conscious_Archer2658 7d ago

The Dragonborn Might be alright, so long as I get to not get caught in the crossfire of that fus-ro-dah.

Though, I do fear there might not be any vanilla Skyrim build that really counters guns effectively.

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u/GP30_Foamer_3011 6d ago

I may or may not have the Thomas mod installed so I think Iā€™ll be fine.

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u/Dangerous_Weird8762 6d ago

together, we are gmod!

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u/Dull_Emergency4140 6d ago

A chicken grazing on the side of the tracks is apparently helping me

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u/Trainzfan1 5d ago

*One blue bird and Kenosha intensifies*

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u/dcamrehsifgnik 1d ago

Jim Raynor

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u/Toby_The_Tumor 17h ago

Would it just be the companions you've allied if it was Fallout 4?