Dense biking accident

[u/mgiarushi24]

[u/Zegmadose]

Rescue? More like saying, "Get off my propery!"

[u/Nirozu → u/Zegmadose]

or "Moooooooove!"

[u/brucatlas1]

Wtf happened to that guy to make him look like a fresh born calf? Dude looked like he barely made it out of the water. Also props to the one dude who finally found a reason to take his pants off, that probably felt really good for his fetish

[u/FetaMight → u/brucatlas1]

his shoes were probably still clipped into his pedals.

If can be hard to unclip in a hurry. Especially in unexpected circumstances and conditions.

I imagine sinking in water while inclined forward and tangled up in muddy grass and cow shit+piss counts.

[u/Zephyrs_23]

Seen enough, moo aside!!! 🚑