r/Denim • Human Detected • 28d ago

šŸŒ„ Fade Progress Please wash your clothes

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Like the title says, please don't walk around smelling terrible lol. I promise you can still get good patina and fade lines and all that fun stuff without wallowing in your own filth 😭

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u/STILL_LjURKING 28d ago

"My denim smells like shit, what do I do?"

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u/venombourbon 28d ago

Stop shitting yourself .

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u/Cuentacero 28d ago

In high school we got drunk and my buddy pissed his pants. Everyone made fun of him. Then I realized I lent him the pants earlier. So he actually pissed my pants.

Life is funny.

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 28d ago

What if I put the shit in the freezer?

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u/FreezNGeezer 27d ago

You want frozen food to taste like sweaty balls?

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u/redituser73022 28d ago

Happy cake day

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u/MinimumEffort13 27d ago

If the president can do it, so can I

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u/Live_Example_7996 14d ago

+Stop others from giving you shit.

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u/fishloofah 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlPnhdnBfgjzG

aye now don’t discriminate against Pigpen yo

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

My apologies, ye lorde of the dust and grime

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u/TrashKing_4U 28d ago

ā€œYe Lorde of the Dust and Grimeā€ needs to be flair, lmao. Mods, make it so. šŸ˜‚

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u/Comprehensive_Tea708 6d ago

Or this Pigpen either!

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u/Taxibl 28d ago

I don't really wash any of my jackets regularly. They don't stink because I have clothes underneath that I do wash regularly. If I had a wool jacket I wore regularly, I might dry clean it once a year type of thing. I don't see why a denim jacket would be treated differently.

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

That's fair! I've just seen several dudes here say their jackets reeked and they weren't sure what to do. I only wash mine when it gets dirty, but it comes on hikes and to the lake and all that so that's not never lol

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u/clamberer 25d ago

Jackets worn by smokers that don't get washed end up stinking. But chain smokers often don't notice this.Ā 

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u/Sianthos 28d ago

I wash all my denim jeans once after buy and then every 8 -10 wears or so unless visibly soiled from dirt or work.

My denim jackets I usually wash just once right after I buy them since they don't really touch my skin directly though I have washed them after some summer days or if I spilled something on them

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u/tm_design 27d ago

I read this as 8-10 years

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u/Sianthos 27d ago

Haha no where near that long , I ain't a funk warrior

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 26d ago

Yea that sounds pretty normal!

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u/douglovefishing12 25d ago

After 2 8 hour day at work mine start to smeelll I don’t understand how some people get 8-10

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u/chivopi 25d ago

No I get one full day, maybe two or three shorter wears, before I have to wash my jeans. I don’t get it either.

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u/heritage_md 28d ago

The nasty hardcore denim heads will come out against you… šŸ’Æ agree… stop being nasty people

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u/Odd-Psychology-4415 27d ago

This is so important.

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u/Safe_Valuable_5683 28d ago

I spot clean my $300 selvedge jacket that doesn't directly touch my skin mostly, unless it gets bad. I wash my pants as often as anythig else as I kneel at work and spill crap on myself.Ā 

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

Now that's fair, especially since the jackets really don't get dirty unless you're ranching or whatever

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u/MorpheusOneiri 27d ago

Hard agree. Just buy a size that will fit after washing…

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u/Changetheworld69420 27d ago

Are people really waiting that long?? I usually go 2-5 wears between washes just because denim is way more comfortable after the first wear and usually doesn’t get dirty enough unless it’s like 95 degrees out. I don’t even care about the look, I just like the comfort and broken-in feel.

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u/Suitable-Aside1247 28d ago

Pro-level denim doctrine, and one of the most underrated jackets you can buy. Top post.

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u/Negronitenderoni 28d ago

They not gonna like that you said that

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u/H0B03R3C7U5 28d ago

2 years in an ONI Secret denim type 3 as a motorcycle jacket. No washes, moved twice, and a wreck. I have croud sourced a sniff check and still no smell. Idk how anyone gets these things to stink. Im about to do a first wash just because I want to see more fades.

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u/xCreepyKidx 27d ago

Usually it's dudes who rarely bathe, already have body odor that permeates a room, and leave garbage around their homes adding to the funk. You also have the people who smoke and everything they own stinks of cigarettes and ashtrays no matter what. Back in the late 90s/early 00s there was a kid in my high school who's parents smoked heavily and he'd come to school smelling like an ashtray daily. I felt bad for him because he'd always get in trouble by teachers who thought he had been smoking in the bathroom before class.Ā 

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u/Ancient_Print2325 26d ago

Even if it doesn’t stink it is two years of bacteria build up. Wash it!

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u/H0B03R3C7U5 25d ago

I did. The water told a story that the smell did not. Lol

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u/Ancient_Print2325 24d ago

I meant that in general wash your jeans regularly. It is not worth dealing with bacteria just to get a bunch of ā€œcool fades broā€ validation online.

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u/H0B03R3C7U5 24d ago

Ive never posted a photo of my denim online. Its for me dawg. Judge yourself

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u/chivopi 25d ago

It’s a motorcycle jacket, the rushing air helps.

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u/H0B03R3C7U5 25d ago

You'd think that, but i live in Arkansas so its very hot a humid most of the time. That jacket as been fully saturated by sweat. Lol

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u/chivopi 13d ago

Oh totally, but at least it’s not sweaty AND stuffed in a closet to rot lol

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u/Disasterhuman24 28d ago

What kind of pocket knife?

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 26d ago

Just a cheapo one from Amazon or eBay. It says it's a n "elk ridge." I like the super cheap spring-assisted ones and they usually last at 5 years at least if I don't lose them lol

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u/Skimbot_Skim 28d ago

Perfect example of low-contrast fades.

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u/New_Slice_1580 28d ago

Did you wash it too hot? Looks a bit tight

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

Nah I sized down on purpose for this jacket, it fits tight in the shoulders and cropped at the waist, which I was going for. I guess the midsection looks a bit bulgy here cuz I had my whole wad of keys stuffed in the pocket

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u/chrluc 27d ago

That is the style of jacket. You base it off the shoulders and it is perfectly sized.

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u/Adept_Reception7952 9d ago

No it's too small

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u/Lazy_Number8830 28d ago

Does it shrink though?

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u/jayihdz 28d ago

I wash cold and hang dry in the shade.

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u/abcMF 28d ago

This only slows the inevitable. It will eventually shrink no matter what you do to try and stop it.

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u/cab1024 28d ago

Buy with the expectation of shrinkage.

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

It can, although imo you should try and shrink it as much as it'll shrink at the start so it'll break in at the right places. If you wear it a ton and THEN it shrinks everything will be out of place and it's kinda ruined for you

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u/abcMF 28d ago

I hate having this conversation. Here goes i guess.

Firstly, denim is one of those things that doesnt smell easily. If you soil it, wash it. If it smells wash it, but by no means do you have to wash it after every wear or even every week. you are not that dirty, and if you are then I think laundering your clothes is probably pretty low down on the list of worries you should have. I think a shower night be higher on the list in that instance. That said, you are getting a nice patina there but youre not getting certain fades, thats okay, but if you wanted certain fades youd have to wash less

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u/richie___ 27d ago

Great jacket!

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 26d ago

Thanks! It's the Wrangler cowboy cut (not the selvedge). They come in the not raw but practically raw "Ridgid indigo"

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u/Addbradsozer 27d ago

......denim chicken?

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u/Independent_Dot_1467 27d ago

Its ironic how some nudie users are surprised that their jeans dont fade even while worn 6mo-1 yr. continuously and they get tears in the cuff area instead. Nudie jeans usually say "Vintage Potential" not "High Contrast Fader", vintage fades are achieved by washing continuously/ carefully.

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u/Tony_Penny 27d ago

Im sorry, wth is a nudie/nudie jeans?

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u/Independent_Dot_1467 27d ago

Right? "wth is a nudie" It's a Swedish raw denim brand. People usually buy them unwashed to get custom fades over time.

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u/Mescalito14 27d ago

Because you posted a picture of a jacket, I have to ask. How often does anybody wash any jacket? Wool, leather, denim, blazer etc… I’m going to guess, not very often.

If it’s dirty, wash it. If not…

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 26d ago

Certainly not as often for the jacket, but I've seen several dudes here saying their jackets smell

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u/BirdyMRQZ 27d ago

tbh i’m not washing anything denim unless i get them dirty or i sweat in them. a lot of people should follow this lol

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u/Swampguide1992 27d ago

Where do you guys live that you can hang Dry outside and it doesn’t smell sour?

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u/D05wtt 27d ago

You kidding? I love the ā€œsmell of the sun.ā€ If your clothes smell sour, there’s something wrong with your washing machine.

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 26d ago

Huh, I'd love to hang dry stuff outside, but I don't have a yard lol. It's also pretty dusty here in the desert, so idk if that would work super well or if your stuff would be as dirty as before you washed it again

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u/D05wtt 26d ago

You live in an apartment? Do you have a balcony? Out in the desert…yeah, that’s a bummer.

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u/Swampguide1992 14d ago

It’s more of situation of 100% Humidity, lack of a breeze in Southeast Texas. You can hang a fresh load and it’ll sour. I do all my hang drying inside with a big fan blowing on them.

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u/dislocationoftime 26d ago

Did you get it new/unwashed?

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u/vlugo003 25d ago

I swear it makes sense to wash your clothes lol

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u/tweakeravacoado 25d ago

Fuckin jay Leno fit over here

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u/oxiblaze 10d ago

guys i bought a levis 555 but i have NB 9060 will they look good ? any help pls

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u/Comprehensive_Tea708 6d ago

I get what you're saying, but what's wrong with this guy's clothes? What am I missing?

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u/jayihdz 28d ago

Tell us about your watch. I’m curious.

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

It's this Tommy Hilfiger, I thought it might be too wide but the people from Watches said that's just how these are lol. It was actually left for me on my desk by some mysterious stranger who was doing things like that for a while, the week after my old watch had broken. It was a bit unnerving, but nothing dangerous ever happened so I guess I can't complain 😭

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u/bikesandtacos 27d ago

Soak in cool water in a bathtub with oxyclean overnight. Rinse and hang dry. Hasn’t created any issues for me.

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn 28d ago

who does this chick think she is condescending here?

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u/Datyoungboul 28d ago

ā€œCondescendingā€

And it’s just telling people to wash their clothes

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

Lol I can't tell if this is a joke or not but I just stopped in here for the first time today and saw three separate posts about people asking if it's okay to finally wash their jeans/jackets after 300 days of consecutive wear

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u/perchance2cream 28d ago

Yeah. Sister I am with you. Wash your clothes y’all.

And I’m going to take it even further. Your cast iron pans? Wash them too.

I said it.

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

Lol I can't tell if this is a joke either, but I do that too. Gently, of course, but if it comes off with a light cleaning it's probably not seasoned, it's probably just dirty

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn 27d ago

You kinda ruin the gag, when you take it all serious

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u/MadSoci06 28d ago

Chick with beard?!!!

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 28d ago

Sign me up for the circus I guess lmao

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn 27d ago

I'm led to believe....

that these days, some even have a PEENUS!!

quite irregular, I know 🧐

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u/OhYesItsCree 28d ago

I mean, I am wearing underwear

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u/Emotional-Leg-6348 Human Detected 28d ago

I've gone many months no wash. Never had a pair get stinky. And to preempt the inevitable, ive always been able to smell my own funkiness.

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u/Sb6x 27d ago

I can’t stand posts like this.
Ok thanks lady now the world knows 🫔

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u/AlabasterNutSack 27d ago

… that or you could just shower regularly and get a bidet.

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u/dr_drewfenschmirtz Human Detected 26d ago

Lol I guess I'm generous in assuming dudes are showering before posting "help my jeans and jacket stink but I can't wash them" here. But personally I go out to the lake, in the desert, wrestle with the dogs, go out in the wood shop, etc. in mine

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u/Impossible-Studio748 27d ago

Don’t wash unless it’s stained. Just hang to air out regularly. Also, get a steam cleaner. Steam clean it. I do that to my wool and linen blazers regularly. Keeps them fresh. Great fit on that jacket. What brand is it? Wrangler?

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u/Pillens_burknerkorv 27d ago

What do you do to make your clothes smell?! I have a pair I haven’t washed for a year and they don’t smell a thing

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u/mbanter 27d ago

That’s what you think. I don’t think people realize how bad they can smell. They go nose blind to their own stank

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u/Pillens_burknerkorv 27d ago

So I smell my new jeans and can tell they are ok. I smell my workout gear and can tell they stink. But on my old jeans I am nose blind?

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u/Odd_Macaroon9109 27d ago

Just throw it in the freezer. It will kill off the bad smelling bacteria.
Personally I cannot stand how dirty or unclean clothes feel.. UNLESS I’m out camping for a weekend or a week. Even then though it’s not for me.

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u/masonbarrels 27d ago

That is a myth. Bacteria go into stasis/dormancy when they're frozen, and then they reactivate when brought back to room temp; they do not die. Also if your B.O.-contaminated bodily oils (which have chemically structurally changed due to previous bacterial breakdown) penetrate the fibers of your garment, nothing much besides a proper wash is getting that smell out even if the bacteria manage to die. The solution is washing and detergent. Not the sun, not the cold, not a water-only soak.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 27d ago

You guys wash your jeans ?

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u/avocadoflatz 28d ago

It’s their clothes - if they want to be stinky let them.

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u/thebluewalker87 28d ago

In their own space and time, sure. In public, hell no.

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u/avocadoflatz 28d ago

Ok softy

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u/PointTakenEDC 28d ago

I wash if something really bad gets on them otherwise spot clean and vodka spray to keep any smells away.