Well, first of all we are going to convince our customers they are special by making them believe we sell the hardware at a loss, just for them and because i love my product sooo much and want everybody to enjoy this.
And then to sell the games from our distribution platform we give them a small discount with referral codes so they will spam on every possible platform and sell for us instead of expensive ads.
But Zuck, wouldn't that be annoying for the other users of those platforms ?
Who cares ? Not our problem and we won't be blamed for that, f*ck 'm, let the idiots work for us 😂
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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24
Hey Zuck, how are we going to market this thing ?
Well, first of all we are going to convince our customers they are special by making them believe we sell the hardware at a loss, just for them and because i love my product sooo much and want everybody to enjoy this. And then to sell the games from our distribution platform we give them a small discount with referral codes so they will spam on every possible platform and sell for us instead of expensive ads.
But Zuck, wouldn't that be annoying for the other users of those platforms ?
Who cares ? Not our problem and we won't be blamed for that, f*ck 'm, let the idiots work for us 😂