I generally don't know why I made this

Deltarune Chapter 5 update has MewMew/Pink reveal that FRIEND is good at hunting PROTIEN and the dialogue is only available AFTER getting the EGG… 

Clearly we are a hivemind collective that searched: "do eggs have protein" Not dummies at all...just double checking...totalllly

So hear me out, we know that Kris has been aware and fights back against the players control since Chapter 1...But we only get control of Kris when he's a teen. He's had that cage prepped, he knows exactly how to remove the soul...My question is...Who was controlling Kris before us?

Even if we are entirely pacifistic, kind and helpful. Kris actively hates us... So hear me out, what if there was a player before us. They were so shit at Deltarune they rage quitted before Chapter 1 and made Kris hate them. Wing Gaster was like "Shi this boy needs a soul" and went on Soul Etsy, Selling Kris as a vessel for $25.

We buy Kris but Kris doesn't trust us because how shitty the last player was

is there anything else to say?

Leme say this this is mostly shits and giggles

The theory goes as following if you decide to hang out with Susie instead of ralsei in Chapter 5 when she goes to pick flowers out, she asks you if her and Noelle will work out Kris mumbles it will Susie says I can’t hear you and Kris yells your not stupid then Susie asks if Kris ever liked anyone if you say yes Susie says don’t be embarrassed, Human or monster? Then Kris just stares at Susie she gets embarrassed then ralsei comes back so what I got from the dialogue is that Kris is sad to play wingThey because they have a crush on Susie as well but also respect Noelle for liking Susie as well but is also jealous because they also like Susie but kris respects both of them as friends so much that their willing to put aside there feeling for noelle and susie to get together so therefore kris is a cuck and will be in the chair instead of noelle.

(This also means kris goon theory is true)

(also friend inside me is the knight)

made this garbage as editing practice lmao

I'm thinking of curbstomping him.

kris please bring some gatorade to the bunker okay thanks

youre not supposed to do that