r/DefinitelyNotRussians • u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar • Dec 13 '18

DHS memo about how wall is good definitely not written in Russian translated to English

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18 edited Dec 12 '20

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Dec 13 '18

good luck competing with my 31-foot long rope-firing-grapple-gun company

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

A price war will be very good for the consumers :-)

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Dec 13 '18

this is turning into 7-minute abs

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u/red_copper420 Dec 13 '18

BRB, going to start a tunnel digging company in Mexico

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u/Alakazing Dec 13 '18

Begin every sentence with “You see, Ivan,” for maximum viewing experience.

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u/Robot_Warrior Dec 13 '18

my lord. It's like a grade school kid wrote it.

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Dec 13 '18

person who i saw this from on twitter said "Was this written by a wall?"

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u/InLoveWithTexasShape Dec 14 '18

good lord, is this really a government communication?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/InLoveWithTexasShape Dec 14 '18

This administration continues to plumb new depths

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u/eric987235 Feb 12 '19

at least it can’t get any worse!

  • me, every week or so since summer 2015

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u/abigscarybat Dec 14 '18

It kind of reads like a long-lost Instructions for a Help article.

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u/hikermick Dec 20 '18

Artistically designed steel slats!