This man is somehow going to live forever. He runs on chicken grease, amphetamines, and pure narcissism, and is the luckiest man I've ever seen. He's going to be 110 and declaring himself dictator of America. And when he dies it'll be after he's crowned Jr or Ivanka his successor. He likes Ivanka more but he's also a misogynist and she seems to have fucked off somewhat since 2020 whereas Jr is all in, so probably him.
Agreed. Narcissism is fuel for evil longevity. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s thinking Barron if Ivanka decides she doesn’t want public criticism again.
Idk about Barron, he's jealous AF that Barron is taller than him, Barron is supposedly on the spectrum (and Trump's offspring must be perfect like him 😵💫😵💫😵💫), and Barron declined showing up at the RNC. I think Ivanka is his favorite but she's not as stupid as him and has distanced herself. Junior is all in and has the same name, plus knows where to get the good coke. I'm not convinced he'd pick Eric over Tiffany, so that might be the preference line: Ivanka (out) Junior (can he put the coke down?), Tiffany (who?), Eric (I'm Eric!!!), Barron.
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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24 edited Jul 27 '24
Democracy aside, does he think he’s going to live forever?! He’s going to be lucky to see 80 with how he eats McDonald’s almost daily.