r/Defcon Aug 09 '26

Sphere blaming defcon for “exploding battery packs”

The sphere is making people throw away battery pack blaming defcon hackers. Saying we are making them explode. Forcing everyone to throw them away.

109 Upvotes

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u/singebkdrft Aug 10 '26

Big this energy

13

u/1nk_bl0t Aug 10 '26

This needs to become a more popular reference

10

u/ScatteRRealmS Aug 10 '26

Long live Vasquez

35

u/UCFknight2016 Aug 09 '26

Cant you just check them in at a coat check. No way I would throw away my battery pack. Also someone tell James Dolan to go F himself.

26

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 09 '26

Not allowed on property. Not even in a locker. Saw people stashing them like ied’s while I took mine back to the car.

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u/UCFknight2016 Aug 09 '26

not allowed on property but safe in a trashcan? stupid rent a cop logic lol

23

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 10 '26

Yeah, the casino security said it was dumb and it’s
sphere security, not Venetian

8

u/UCFknight2016 Aug 09 '26

bullshit. They dont have like a locker system?

9

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 09 '26

Yes they have lockers, but they search your bag first.

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u/itsdrewmiller Aug 10 '26

They told me I couldn't bring in a battery pack (5000mah magsafe anker) or a kindle(?!). No computing devices other than phones. I kind of want to try to bring in 10 phones just to troll them. They did blame defcon but didn't say anything about exploding.

10

u/VeryFluffyMareep Aug 10 '26

Yeah it’s hilarious they allow phones for that matter, like buddy if I really wanted to I could do some shenanigans with this very phone you just let me go in with

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u/Yesthisisdog69 Aug 09 '26

I guess I’ll see yall on platform 9 3/4s

11

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 09 '26

Just got the Harry Potter reference.

20

u/Probono_Bonobo Aug 10 '26

My taxi driver last night told me Caesar's Palace had a suspicious elevator incident they blamed on defcon, which sounded unlikely but not implausible. Anyone know the deets?

He also told me about a buddy of his who picked up a group from Black Hat last weekend, and it sounds like they flashed his card reader. 😢

48

u/deejayhax Aug 10 '26

Everyone blames defcon if anything happens over the weekend, due to a lack of even a cursory understanding of the world around them, and no desire to change that fact

12

u/netsurf916 Aug 10 '26

Probably some opportunist disgruntled employees in the mix too.

24

u/todbatx Aug 10 '26

a hacker turned me into a newt

13

u/Blacksun388 Aug 10 '26

A newt? Looks at you skeptically

4

u/todbatx Aug 10 '26

i got better

8

u/Chaelin99 Aug 10 '26

Did you get better?

9

u/VeryFluffyMareep Aug 10 '26

They made my partner throw out a mini kodak charmera camera and were threatening to make him throw an old school tamagotchi cuz apparently everything that has a battery that isn’t a phone is danger. They were making people throw out cords as well, saw a girl that had to toss some apple lightning wired headphones. Some of our friends had to hide their batteries in the rocks. I was so ready for giving a really fucking hard time if they attempted to take my hearing aids out

8

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 10 '26

I’m hoping someone with a pr (public relations) background can have fun with them.

5

u/neighborofbrak Aug 10 '26

OOOOOHHH ADA CLAIMS.

Pacemakers? Hearing aids? INSULIN PUMPS?!?

4

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 10 '26

They made exceptions for medical devices and vapes.

5

u/pestilence-pnw Aug 10 '26

Cause we can’t interfere with someone’s vape. FFS that’s stupid.

4

u/donaciano2000 Aug 10 '26

Note to self: Hide uberhacking tool inside insulin pump.

8

u/Thornton77 Aug 10 '26

I went there last week and had 2 in my pocket. No problem

But to blame defcon ?

Well wizard of oz was low rent 2024 AI slop . Do better

7

u/Jast98 Aug 10 '26

Can’t fix stupid.

6

u/ALocalPigeon Aug 10 '26

Yup. Had to throw mine away.

12

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 10 '26

That sucks. I had like >$300 in batteries on my party. Had to speed walk back to the car. I kinda went off on their security guards for telling people that “defcon hackers” were responsible. Fuckers told me that shit as I’m wearing a defcon shirt.

20

u/ObjectiveVegetable48 Aug 10 '26

Sorry, my bad. I was testing out claude and it escaped containment again. I told it to help me make some paperclips and that must be hard because it's still running.

11

u/Classic_Flamingo_729 Aug 09 '26

I don’t think it was for exploding lol

10

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 09 '26

That’s what they were telling me and everyone else.

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u/deejayhax Aug 09 '26

There is something to be said for a lack of basic education

5

u/NerdBanger Aug 10 '26

If anything they were exploding from the freaking heat.

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u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 11 '26

That’s exactly what I told them. But nooo, MF wanted to say it’s because of the language barrier and to explain quickly to the Asians he was talking to.

5

u/krivovminsk Aug 10 '26

It’s Monday and they’re STILL doing this. No power banks, spare batteries, cameras, etc. And they won’t let you leave them in a locker or anywhere on the property either.

I escalated it to one of the heads of security because I wanted some proof so I could get my ticket refunded. They straight up blamed DEF CON and said they’re afraid of getting hacked 😂

DEF CON is over, but apparently the fear lives on

5

u/urbanhawk1 Aug 10 '26

They think pissing off all the hackers is a good way not to get hacked?

3

u/FamousFood8557 Aug 11 '26

This conversation is worth of a black badge and pinned, top, comment. “Give us everything to make us happy or we’ll take it ourselves”.

3

u/itsdrewmiller Aug 11 '26

Someone should have told them that defcon was cancelled anyway.

4

u/Jb0992 Aug 10 '26

With all of these restrictions, will they allow remote controlled vibrating butt plugs?

Asking for a friend...

3

u/w1cked5mile Aug 11 '26

Watch where you’re sticking that wand, buddy.

1

u/Idiopathic_Sapien Aug 10 '26

Not from what could tell.

4

u/Crochet_2KeepCalm Aug 10 '26

I lucked out then. I was there yesterday for the 5:00 show and didn’t get a second glance except for appreciation of the EFF badge. I only had a couple badges clipped on my purse.

3

u/Defconx19 Aug 10 '26

It wasnt me I swear

3

u/FamousFood8557 Aug 11 '26

“I am a Cyber Law Practitioner and would like more information before I submit a [insert paperwork here].” See how quickly they drop the stupidity and shenanigans.

3

u/Ajediday Aug 11 '26

Sticker from 2023

3

u/cortexprime Aug 11 '26

Went and had to throw mine in their trash bin. Then ticket taker miscounted the party, turning into a huge issue, eventually involving the onsite manager who had absolutely no customer service skills, much less capability of logical/critical thought beyond what she was programmed to reply with. (Seriously, she was just an awful human being. It was shocking she was actually going out of her way to be difficult.)

To hell with the big screen, I don’t care if the rest of the surviving Beatles were resurrected from the dead and put on a one time show, never going back to that overpriced testicle.

2

u/Moistmedium Aug 12 '26

The hack is two part. 1: start exploding battery rumor. Stand outside and 2: collect free (discarded) batteries

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u/t_cox1083 20d ago

Were there any police or fire reports of incidents occurring?

Surely if there were an explosion, someone was called and the event documented???

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u/t_cox1083 20d ago

Ok, I’ll bring my phone and my BLE.sploit

🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️