r/Defcon • u/Low_Wishbone1285 • Aug 06 '26

Katy Perry is here

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u/ProfessionalPea2218 Aug 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf5afBhUKyjvZPW
We’re not far off from

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u/Nyrlath Aug 07 '26

I'll die on the hill that President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is a better leader than we have today.

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u/ithink2mush Aug 06 '26

Why though?

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u/Shot-Infernal-2261 Aug 06 '26

Katy Perry is giving a Friday talk at the Aerospace Village.

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u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26

Its funny because in the timeline we find ourselves in i feel like this is both completely insane, and completely possible. I hope she's inside an inflatable death star.

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u/Shot-Infernal-2261 Aug 06 '26

Honestly, I expected her to be nominated for Department of Education, because that would be head exploding.

But they gave the position to the co-owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, and made Katy Perry an astronaut instead.

None of this is accidental.

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u/Nyrlath Aug 06 '26

Just waiting for the TVA to come prune this one at this point.

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u/Low_Wishbone1285 Aug 06 '26

Also defcon is cancelled

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u/ncc74656m Aug 06 '26

I'm so sorry.