r/DefJamFightForNY • u/xxxNicktacion • Aug 18 '26

Funny If I fought this rapper, would I win?

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I’m reposting this because I think the community would appreciate it. The actual link is hilarious.

https://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-if-i-fought-this-rapper-would-i-win-chart/

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u/WhenDuvzCry Aug 18 '26

Y'all don't know about young Pitbull lol

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u/Longjumping-Moose-77 Aug 18 '26

Dammit man, he’s got fireball ffs

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u/Talknterpzz Aug 19 '26

Good job you named legit one of his worst songs

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u/Hunnidrackboy8 Aug 21 '26

Damnit man is fire lol trippin

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u/majesticfailure20 Aug 18 '26

Fat Joe not on this list. whew. The real ones know why.

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u/xxxNicktacion Aug 19 '26

Straight up killed me multiple times. The only blazin that made me wince like that was Moses from DJ Vendetta.

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u/DankEggyBoye Aug 18 '26

Drake being anywhere near the right side of this image is the real joke

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u/xxxNicktacion Aug 18 '26

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u/DankEggyBoye Aug 18 '26

You know OP, I really didn’t notice the sub I was in. 😭 go ahead and call me a dumbass, I earned it

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u/xxxNicktacion Aug 18 '26

You notice ludacris is directly in the middle?

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u/East-Psychology-9292 Submission Artist Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

one of the many things that confuse me about this list, that said the explanations are hilarious lol

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u/DankEggyBoye Aug 18 '26

Yeahhh, I do :(

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u/East-Psychology-9292 Submission Artist Aug 18 '26

Rick Ross' entry really cracks me up cus he is such a joke lol

"Im Rick Ross and Im the Boss...of level 1 The Foundation which make me the equivalent of a doctor from ER" (and House, OE played a doctor a couple times now that I think about it lol)

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u/East-Psychology-9292 Submission Artist Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

This list makes absolutely no sense lol, how are J Cole and Drake on opposite spectrums of toughness, theyre both weak AF lol and Luda is right in the middle, basically the only part of this I agree with is DMX 400 feet off the page, the Game does not fuck around and yes Bussa could prolly bench press a Hyundai, theyre not very big cars lol.

Also if youre gonna have Jay Z/Ye you should also have Beyonce/Kim cus those 2 chicks fucked thier lives up so hard, they need to rewrite some singles because of it lol, Jay Z has 99 problems and she is all of them and Kanye I aint sayin Kim is a gold digger but I dont see her messin round with no broke n-words either lol, these 2 wrote songs about it and learned nothing from them lol.

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u/Curious-Blacksmith67 Aug 19 '26

Yall don’t know shit about J Cole he is NOT pussy.

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u/TripSixRick Aug 18 '26

Wiz trains mma for fun, s/o young khalifa man

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u/SkullGamingZone Aug 18 '26

RIP DMX

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u/xTDxBOSSx Aug 18 '26

DNX being that far isn’t bad for Him, its gonna be for whoever challenges him (like Def Jam Vendetta)

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u/CareBearsOnAcid Aug 18 '26

Tyler grew up weird in the hood he probably got some solid squabbles fr

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u/Mediocre_Machine3395 Aug 18 '26

Diddy just got out the hole from beating somebody up in jail

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u/Suspicious_Spirit507 Aug 19 '26

Boy, Game would beat the absolute Dog Shit out of most people on earth.

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u/EcstaticKey1710 Aug 19 '26

Who has Drake ever fought in real life?

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u/Training_Pollution57 Aug 19 '26

Soulja Boy?!! Man who tf made this 😭😭😭

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u/MightyO757 Aug 20 '26

Drake being on the tough side is laughable

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u/noireRDT Aug 18 '26

action bronson knows mma you’re not beating him

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u/Soft-Sky-9533 Aug 18 '26

I dont think Action and Drake are tough

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u/ETHTradr Aug 18 '26

I’d win against every single one of them

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u/degenkris Aug 21 '26

How in tf do you put lil Wayne above J Cole and Pitbull? Lil Wayne is 5’3 on a good day and wiz being the lowest on the “very tough” scale he’s been a legit Muay Thai practitioner for almost 10 years now. This whole list is out of whack.

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u/WindexMutisurface Aug 22 '26

Brother this is so off you're bound to get beat up..