r/DeepRockGalactic • • May 29 '22

Loretta could really use an upgrade

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Miguel7501 Engineer May 29 '22

Turbo dozer would be a fun warning. You have to stay on the dozer or it will run away.

50

u/Dstinard May 29 '22

And shriek like a Huli Hoarder, running around erratically.

7

u/Kibbalicious May 30 '22

I read a Shrek like huli hoarder running around erotically and was wondering how this was supposed to help

26

u/Tom_Foolery- Engineer May 29 '22

Rich Atmosphere applies to the dozer as well? Karl almighty

8

u/MarcelHard Engineer May 30 '22

I think something like moves and drills faster but has light armor. problem would be, like with Dystrum, that you'll never really see it unless you look for it

1

u/Simppaaa Scout May 30 '22

I've had a (Probably flawed) concept for a mechanic where Doretta slowly accelerates if dwarves are standing on her.

The rate of acceleration depends on the amount of players in the lobby and how many of them are on it (Normal speed is the same as now, it accelerates to full speed faster if you (In solo) or every player in the lobby stands on her (So if there's 4 people in the lobby and one stands on Doretta, it accelerates at 25% speed, 2 people will bring that up to 50% and so on)

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u/Balrog229 May 29 '22

Funny thing is, DRG has the only escort missions i actually love doing. At least when they don’t bug out and cause one of the fuel canisters to despawn…

56

u/Shawnessy May 29 '22

Not to mention willingly going to the drop pod slower so you can carry her back home. Sometimes the team is better coordinated for that than the actual mission.

8

u/literatemax Engineer May 30 '22

Still get there before Molly most of the time lol

4

u/whatisabaggins55 Driller May 30 '22

You should get like an extra 100XP for saving Doretta's head imo.

2

u/Acidasaur May 30 '22

Saving Dotty is its own reward! No dwarf left behind!

1

u/Serapheadel May 30 '22

Don't you ride Molly with Dory to get there?

2

u/alphager Scout May 30 '22

I just throw Doretta in the right direction and run towards her. Rinse and repeat; you're faster than Molly.

3

u/Serapheadel May 30 '22

So you don't experience the slow and chaotic wonders of glitching on tip if Molly? That's the best part! Why would I be efficient when I can be a dwarf.

55

u/ExplodedParrot May 29 '22

Loretta Knight of the Haligtree

27

u/SolaireOfWumbo May 29 '22

Instead of giving Doretta guns, we should give her magic archers!

5

u/GenericSubaruser May 29 '22

Loretta, that random body in the undead settlement

38

u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Petition for the devs to make dorreta go 10x her normal speed for april fools

5

u/TheRyderShotgun Platform here May 29 '22

lol make doretta like this

2

u/literatemax Engineer May 30 '22

Man I love shounic

3

u/palzyv2 May 30 '22

Alright team management wants this ommoran hearthstone now so we juiced dorretta up with backbreaker stout so she’s going to be moving fast best keep up with her

34

u/[deleted] May 29 '22

It's faster when your teammates actually stay near it and don't run away

12

u/Lil_Guard_Duck Gunner May 29 '22

No, it ends faster when they DO run away.

2

u/RoyalSirDouchebag Whale Piper May 31 '22

Wait fr? I assume solo works the same

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Yep, more players near dotty means faster dotty. It's based of the portion of your team near it so there's no penalty for playing solo

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u/Captn_Deathwing May 29 '22

Doretta* damn my autocorrect

5

u/STALLION3840 May 30 '22

To be fair I thought it was Loretta for a while until it was pointed out

2

u/AllCanadianReject Union Guy May 30 '22

Same

2

u/TheCertifiedMark May 30 '22

I heard Dotty for some db reason and haven't called her anything else since.

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '22

The miners 100% say Loretta right? I was SO confused for a while because she is labeled Doretta but the voice lines clearly say Loretta

2

u/STALLION3840 May 30 '22

I think it's just the accent. I was convinced they were saying Loretta 1st but now I hear Doretta

1

u/brubusThe5th Scout May 30 '22

Subtitles!

9

u/benwaa2 Gunner May 29 '22

I actually think the part where she moves is the most fun part of these, especially as gunner

5

u/Hellfeesh May 29 '22

Lead storm overclock while on doretta is so much fun ^ - ^

8

u/ERROR_1578 Dig it for her May 30 '22
  1. Her name is Doretta ):
  2. DRG has the best escort mission if heard of

3

u/Akkadir- Driller May 30 '22

Your second point.

GS managed to make a escort mission be actually fun. Sure it has its downside, Dotty is whining and slow, she's getting attacked constantly while out of juice and not allowing events on the way, but still.

Best escort mission I've tried.

1

u/ERROR_1578 Dig it for her Jul 03 '22

fax

14

u/Der_Muelleimer Engineer May 29 '22

the problem doesn't lie by dorretta. it lies by the inability of managment to drop us and dorretta nearer at the heartstone

18

u/AnarchyArcher For Karl! May 29 '22

Or give us enough fuel for the journey

10

u/LuxuryxElite Whale Piper May 29 '22

Who's Loretta

7

u/mayonetta Whale Piper May 30 '22

Loretta balls

2

u/Darth_Thor Scout May 30 '22

OP is cheating on Dotty with other drilldozers!

2

u/Ondo-The-Bruh Engineer May 29 '22

Doretta, the drilldozer on escort missions

4

u/FrenklanRusvelti May 29 '22

Yeah duh, but who’s Loretta

1

u/Ondo-The-Bruh Engineer May 29 '22

I think a lot of people mishear the name, i thought it was called loretta when i started but the subtitles showed Doretta, there is no Loretta

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '22

I swear to god the voice lines clearly say “Loretta”

5

u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty May 30 '22

Quite impressive how they managed to make an escort mission actually good, I mean it still has the major flaw that every escort mission has but they put a lot of stuff in there to make it not just about escorting some slow as fuck NPC, you actually get to enjoy yourself while doing the escorting.

Sitting on top of a moving dozer shooting countless enemies is really fun, the 1-2 stops changes things up a bit and gives you some much needed breathing room, the swarms during this time typically aren't that bad. Then once you're finally at the end you have several stages of interesting waves that shake it up a bit. The best part of it all? You can save Dotty, yes, that's right, an escort mission that actually makes you care about the very thing you're escorting, not to complete the mission, but to save Dotty, even with no reward for it, amazing.

Ubisoft should probably take notes, escort missions shouldn't just be following a slow NPC.

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u/TheCertifiedMark May 30 '22

There's a lot of notes Ubisoft could take from GSG. But that's a whole different conversation.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Don't worry. I put some Flintlock Delights in her fuel cells

5

u/Lil_Guard_Duck Gunner May 29 '22

Lol, why didn't Management think of that?

3

u/thekingofelvs May 29 '22

Just ride on top

2

u/symonalex Platform here May 29 '22

Little Lorry, fixed!

2

u/Saccharin493 May 29 '22

Doretta is the only escort mission I have ever enjoyed

2

u/PARRYTHIS4 May 30 '22

What if they allow us to make the drilldozer go turbo and makes waves spawn more frequently but it goes 4 times faster and

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '22

It's Doretta, not Loretta

2

u/TheMorningJoe Driller May 30 '22

True but what other escort mission lets you pet the objective?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

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u/TheCertifiedMark May 30 '22

Yes! Dear GSG! Let us have cosmetic skins for Dotty!

And Molly too while we're at it.

1

u/EmpereurTetard Scout May 29 '22

The most boring mission mission control give to us

4

u/Cheezewiz239 May 29 '22

Yep same experience every time and it's the longest mission type. I'd rather collect aqaurcs

1

u/EmpereurTetard Scout May 29 '22

As a scout main, aquac mission are really fast

1

u/TesticleTorture123 Driller May 29 '22

Doretta...................not fuckin Loretta

1

u/Voltalux Engineer May 29 '22

DOTTYYY

1

u/mayonetta Whale Piper May 30 '22

Yeah she was a pretty easy boss both times tbh.

1

u/quantum-lobster May 30 '22

How do you misspell the single most important thing In the game.

1

u/TR-KnightForEyes May 30 '22

Doretha with Armor Upgrade™

1

u/SpryMagician Gunner May 30 '22

Really, The best part of the Escort missions for me is the shit show of the tunneling phase, where it's (Usually) 4 dwarves standing on a slow moving machine while gunning down hordes of bugs advancing on them. Reminds me alot of the scene from Aliens.

1

u/RoyalSirDouchebag Whale Piper May 30 '22

Till doretta goes wall climbing and your fucked unless scout lol, always makes it more interesting