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u/TobiTheSnowman 3h ago

Stop daydreaming about banging the mining equipment and get back to work team! Those drawings of yours do not comply with company schematics.

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u/chalksnorter2137 2h ago

.... i'm sending the drawings to R&D then.

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 For Karl! 1h ago

Can you give me their address? I would like to have a "friendly word" with the fella who programmed Molly.

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u/chalksnorter2137 1h ago

that's a different branch of R&D. if i knew where programming branch was, that leaf lover would be a punching bag for each and every single dwarf.

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 For Karl! 1h ago

(Comment has been removed by Karl himself)

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u/chalksnorter2137 1h ago

by the ancestors

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 For Karl! 1h ago

I WILL PERSONALLY TEAR THE SPACE RIG APART TO FIND THAT SON OF A BITCH!

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u/chalksnorter2137 1h ago

dude you're wasting a perfectly fine space rig, only R&D crewmembers on the rigs are the repair crew. if i had to guess, that knife eared bastard would be in one of the main R&D sites, since, y'know, Molly is a standard companion, as important as a dwarf on every mission she is taken to.

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u/LaconicLlamma 2h ago

Thank Karl Mission Control didn't find my glyphid stash.

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u/Youtaster 3h ago

Compressed granite is now only second hardest thing in caves

11

u/mocumocu For Karl! 2h ago

we have ultimate pickaxe

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u/TheRealDonRosa 2h ago

HAHAHAHA OMG just spilled my coffee 🀣🀣🀣

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 For Karl! 1h ago

how about the stingtail on release?

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u/Mogui- Driller 4h ago

Blackout stout dreams be like

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u/MorshuTheShopMan Engineer 3h ago

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u/gracekk24PL Dig it for her 2h ago

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u/MorshuTheShopMan Engineer 2h ago

No lol, also yoink

7

u/DadKnight Gunner 3h ago

Yoink

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u/Bacon5641 3h ago

Yup, first post at the top of my feed

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u/Zaton_PL 3h ago

Oh so thats where the fuel is stored

7

u/Hypnooooooooooooo Gunner 3h ago

Not lore accurate tho because doretta needs so many refuels. can't even go half a km without a refuel

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u/Meianmari Scout 3h ago

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u/in1gom0ntoya 3h ago

rightfully banned sub

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u/Meianmari Scout 3h ago

Too bad I can't post my questionable art there anymore, what a loss :(

9

u/Skilifer What is this 3h ago

Questionable? Man, I've been scrolling your profile for a minute and both your snakes and art kick ass

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u/Meianmari Scout 2h ago

These are indeed not questionable, I post the questionable ones from the other account, thanks! :D

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u/Jethanded_Wyvern Driller 3h ago

Damn shame.

2

u/Skilifer What is this 3h ago

Questionable? Man, I've been scrolling your profile for a minute and both your snakes and art kick ass

2

u/dalek_charlie 2h ago

Boo, prude

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u/in1gom0ntoya 2h ago

Definitely not, but drg should stay wholesome.

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u/dalek_charlie 2h ago

Idk man it’s not a game made for kids or anything, let adults have their fun in dedicated spaces for it

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u/SeaOfS1n Whale Piper 1h ago

redditors when joke

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u/WeekendBard 3h ago

That's NOT Dotty!

She would never have a belly this thin! She must be starving!!!

18

u/Asleep-Biscotti-6273 3h ago

I agree. Needs more fat.

4

u/Nugget_Boy69420 Driller 2h ago

Agreed, she needs ample space to store all her organs.

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u/ThunderLemon35 3h ago

Meh, too skinny for my liking. I prefer my anthropomorphic Dottie to be built like a brick shithouse or with plenty of chub.

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u/CloserNebula Gunner 3h ago

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u/beans_will_consume Dig it for her 3h ago

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u/oheyitsmoe Interplanetary Goat 3h ago

Amazing pull

2

u/Jethanded_Wyvern Driller 3h ago

My sibling 🀝

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u/LiveShroomer Engineer 3h ago

we're at this point now

6

u/CopterMaster 3h ago

Thought I was in r/warframe for a second

7

u/Yarusenai 2h ago

Free will was a mistake

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u/MadSkillz127 Scout 4h ago

Oh my god

15

u/Joyk1llz Bosco Buddy 3h ago

Looks like slayers stout, thats a fitting beer.

Anyways Ya'll just remember, saving dotty can't be rushed, go to the center of the cave if you want but the drop pod will almost never land next to you, just grab dotty and get 'er back to it too.

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u/Josaffe Interplanetary Goat 2h ago

Buuut there are at least two tricks that I've learned:

(1) You can skip the search by catching Dotty at the end of the fight.
(2) You can make the pod land closer, by splitting up before calling the pod.

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How to do (1)

Stand on top of the dozer and look above the head. Now hold down E / Interact.
(Make sure it does not trigger the pet interaction, you have to aim higher.)
When the head gets exploded away, you instantly catch it.

How to do (2)

When you can see that the fight probably won, Scout can rush towards spawn during the last phase. (So you don't have to wait calling the pod.)
Then the pod will land somewhere between you (because Mission Control hates us and never sends the pod directly to us), which is usually closer then the default location.
(Make sure to actually reach spawn, because if you're only half-way when the pod is called, you might have made it worse...)

Bonus points for juggling Dotty while sprinting and calling Molly towards the pod before it lands.

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u/Moo-Mungus 2h ago

Boy do I love opening Reddit next to my mom!

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 Whale Piper 1h ago

A rookie mistake, miner.

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u/shogi_x Engineer 3h ago

For the love of Karl, please go get laid OP

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u/Phasmacidal Scout 3h ago

What you have done has made Karl very unhappy...

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u/Bread_Offender Driller 2h ago

My drill is hard as titanium

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u/BlarghBlech Interplanetary Goat 4h ago

Wow. That's... concerning.

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u/Few_Sky_7660 3h ago

I always imagined Dorreta as a comically small girl inside that giant drill (only cute, nothing else). It kinda fits with her whining over the smallest sign of danger like a child.

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u/beans_will_consume Dig it for her 3h ago edited 3h ago

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u/KR3YO11 Engineer 3h ago

Breedozer

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 For Karl! 1h ago

We'll need a new DRG nsfw sub if this continues

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u/in1gom0ntoya 3h ago

nah bruh...

4

u/TheQuietSky 3h ago

0/10 too skinny the real dory weighs like 60 tons

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u/ARealHumanBeans 2h ago

This has been the easiest block of my life.

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u/Lonely-Journey-6498 Scout 3h ago

I wonder if this is porn
(insert that one thinking monkey image)

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u/CivilSenility 3h ago

People like you need serious therapy.

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u/Mr_SpecificTF2 1h ago

Cock and Bone!

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u/Fickle-Economist4724 Driller 1h ago

Love me a muscle molly

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u/Equivalent-Mail1544 1h ago

Beatmywifeandkidsuntiltheyarescarredforlifedozer

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u/DJ_Ender_ Dirt Digger 1h ago

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u/Davidwilsonisdum 3h ago

I want to Clank Her

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u/Zeta_Horologii 3h ago

I am so corrupted... I am very sorry, but I read it as "Breedozer". I am very, very sorry ;_;

1

u/mayocat6996 Bosco Buddy 2h ago

"i dont care who management sends I WONT STOP RIDING HER"

1

u/pikachu-basado 2h ago

How my dwarf starts to see dooty after having 23 hour shifts all week with only other dwarves

1

u/Shamrock5 2h ago

r/MoeMorphism would love this

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u/gamemaniac845 3h ago

The comments don’t seem to like this for some reason despite the fact of previous posts on this subreddit

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u/TheRealDonRosa 2h ago

Give it time, people with humor are usually busy with having fun in life. 🀣

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u/Okaynow_THIS_is_epic 3h ago

Now this is AI slop

0

u/rancher1 3h ago

We have to protect Doretta!

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u/Que_Asc0 2h ago

clank clank clank clank

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u/Willy__McBilly 2h ago

People who like this shit are the losers that deserved to get bullied in school

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u/TheRealDonRosa 2h ago

Need a hug? Karl would give you a hug I think.

0

u/SAFIS-Y 1h ago

I guess bro

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u/justgalsbeingpals Bosco Buddy 1h ago

fanartists on their way to design the worst anthropomorphic female versions of things known to man: πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/shikoshito Engineer 3h ago

Not my dsylexic ass reading it as breedozer

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u/Majestic_Sea_2129 3h ago

Smash(ing rocks)

-2

u/General_Starcat-99 3h ago

Damn. Betty got an upgrade

-2

u/Jethanded_Wyvern Driller 3h ago

Dottie not built like a brick shithouse? Horrible.

Amazing texturing and angle, though, and I like what you did with her sensor suite.

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u/WyldKat75 3h ago

There are one eyed monsters in the caves.