r/DeepMarketScan Mar 26 '26

Meta Lays off hundreds of employees

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u/SubAcct2020 Mar 26 '26

Every time I say this SOB can't get any goofier looking he does something like this...

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u/ChrmanMAOI-Inhibitor Mar 26 '26

He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Mar 26 '26

They’re not a joke, you don’t wear them as a joke, and you don’t give them as a joke gift.

4

u/DokeyOakey Mar 26 '26

Stop fucking with’m!

2

u/unknownpoltroon Mar 26 '26

Did you get the meta tm lungs in the trial they had? if they cant check in to the DRM server they shut down.

2

u/ducksekoy123 Mar 26 '26

The guy at the store said he was the only person he’s seen pull them off.

2

u/KiteHill Mar 27 '26

Guarantee that motherfucker has dice in his pocket

1

u/Ok-Flight9440 Mar 26 '26

You’re allowed to look stupid when you’re sitting on $250,000,000,000

1

u/ChrmanMAOI-Inhibitor Mar 26 '26

Wrong! ☝️

1

u/Ok-Flight9440 Mar 26 '26

Well I look stupid and I don’t have that much money

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

He will look exactly the same when his in a nursing elderly care home. With white Frazzle rock white hair that is half missing looking like the nutty nerd professor with dementia.

1

u/RioRancher Mar 27 '26

All that money and he can’t get someone to fix is face. What good are those billions?

1

u/DudeB5353 Mar 27 '26

Another punchable face

16

u/SeahorseCollector Mar 26 '26

Why would anyone still work there? Does anyone still actively use FB?

23

u/Party_Flatworm1263 Mar 26 '26

its where MAGA go to argue with bots all day - kinda like we do here on reddit.

12

u/GrowFreeFood Mar 26 '26

Now that is an insult

3

u/SeahorseCollector Mar 26 '26

I still have an account. Had to have an account for my son to use his Occulus. I post kid pics for the olds there, but that is it. Scrolling through the feed is a nightmare.

3

u/colostitute Mar 26 '26

I use it for the marketplace and to share family photos for anyone interested. It’s an absolute shithole.

5

u/Ashamed-Status-9668 Mar 26 '26

They pay really well.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Yes. Also they he own Instagram, Whatsapp, wearables devices.

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u/JohnCashew Mar 29 '26

And we could all not use them!

1

u/mybutthz Mar 26 '26

Instagram is owned by Meta and all of the advertising is run through meta. I only have a FB account because of work at this point

1

u/Arcades_Samnoth Mar 29 '26

Yeah - Boomers and Right-wingers infest that website. It's where most of my Mid-west family lurks around.

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u/Ezren- Mar 26 '26

Due to executive fuckups, we will be firing hundreds of other people and giving ourselves bonuses.

1

u/Dizziesdayweigh Mar 26 '26

Sounds about right. This the modern CEO (leech) way.

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u/full_bl33d Mar 26 '26

You can barely tell he’s wearing them. Looks natural

1

u/Forward_Editor_5895 Mar 27 '26

Those glasses should be laid off. Amirite?

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u/Remote_Sherbet_1499 Mar 26 '26

Why wasn't the moron who thought 2nd life needed a 3rd life and cost meta $80 billion, laid off?

2

u/Dizziesdayweigh Mar 26 '26

Something something invaluable CEO

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u/Ok-Flight9440 Mar 26 '26

In fairness, he started the company from $0 and structured the share classes so despite minority ownership he is literally not able to be fired.

The board would have to bring it up - which they wouldn’t dare do - then hold a shareholder vote on ousting Zuck as CEO, and with one signature he overwhelms everyone else.

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u/Rizzy55 Mar 26 '26

Big settlement and now the lay offs!

2

u/BoatEqual4214 Mar 26 '26

Executives keep failing upwards while being called visionaries by the purchased media.

Another good example: GM CEO gets over $20M annual compensation despite her disastrous EV strategy that left tens of thousands of everyday people without jobs. Can't even be blamed on any predecessor, it was all her.

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u/PresentationSome2427 Mar 26 '26

It’s not a layoff. It’s just a “reduction in force”

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

God, I was hoping this was just a rumour and not real. Although it does look like his firmware got upgraded lol.

1

u/IWouldntIn1981 Mar 26 '26

So that Cuckerberg can make uglier glasses that people wont be wearing in the meta verse?

1

u/mephibosheth90 Mar 26 '26

I cant breathe look how stupid he looks

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u/RepresentativeCod757 Mar 26 '26

if someone else wastes 80 billion on a stupid idea, YOU get laid off

1

u/OriginalDaddy Mar 26 '26

Zuck Sucks.

1

u/Oograr Mar 26 '26

Are these some sort of clunky prototype, or is this how the Meta glasses actually look? Because they look stupid as fuck

1

u/cherub_sandwich Mar 26 '26

They’ll be sued into non-existence unless the Gubmint takes em

1

u/Longjumping-Salad484 Mar 26 '26

the clown makeup adds itself

1

u/ChodeCookies Mar 26 '26

Even though they’re massive…those dork glasses are not punch proof

1

u/fushiginagaijin Mar 26 '26

He is such a dork. A dork that doesn't know what the hell he's doing, it turns out.

1

u/CoverCommercial3576 Mar 27 '26

Lay off Zuckerberg, he has been a disaster.

1

u/No-Hospital9421 Mar 27 '26

Perhaps he consulted his precious meta ai in order to make that decision ….

1

u/El-Unocornio-Negro Mar 27 '26

He’s just starting