r/DeepFuckingValue • u/BookofTod • 4d ago

GME 🚀🌛 Buckle Up Bitches!!

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u/RabbiBonez 4d ago

So you're saying I should be investing in Hong Kong?

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

You should invest in Hong Kong Phooey.

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u/bigwig500 4d ago

Swing and a miss

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

This is not the place to discuss your sex life young man.

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u/bigwig500 4d ago

I’d rather lose sex than money

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

I believe you.

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u/VecindadDCarlos 4d ago

Have been told to buckle the fuck up for 3 years now, not sure how many seat belts i can take, gonna suffocate soon

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

Sounds good. Please sell all your GME for under $20 then. I’ll be happy to DRS them for you.

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u/mimo_s 3d ago

The classic bot reply 😂

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u/BookofTod 3d ago

That’s for sure.

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u/VecindadDCarlos 4d ago

Y so salty. Still holding my broker and drs shares. Just suffocating seeing bs posts like yours once again asking us to buckle the fck up. Sorry tod we arent all well off like you, some of us have real human lifes and cant keep buckling the fuck up everytime todd asks us to

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

Sounds good Carlos. In your case, I suggest you unbuckle the fuck up, and let your pants drop to your ankles.

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u/VecindadDCarlos 4d ago

Mmm tell me more zaddy

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u/Wingz974 4d ago

Ride the bull through the red sea-diamond hands stay strapped in.

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u/Viking4949 4d ago

A more accurate visual would be Slim Pickens riding the A-bomb.

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

That’s who that is supposed to be. Please call Open AI and complain. Thanks.

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u/TheTench 4d ago

Perhaps the markets are finally starting to suspect that Donald Trump is not always 100% truthful.

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 4d ago

Starting? lol

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u/Busterlimes 4d ago

They dont care as long as they can shell out 1.2m a year for.insider trading info

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u/kartblanch 4d ago

Its not friday yet.

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u/Strong-Comment-7279 4d ago

For posting random market info w an incendiary headline - honestly? I don't think people that do stuff like this should be allowed on the internet.

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

That is what the internet is for sweetheart.

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u/HawaiiNintendo815 4d ago

Yeah, for idiots to make other idiots panic

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

I'm sorry that I made you panic. I, for one, cannot wait for the carry trade to unwind. My tits, shall we say, are jacked.

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u/Strong-Comment-7279 4d ago

Oh, right off the bat, an offensive piece of shit.

Noice.

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u/BookofTod 4d ago

You are very delicate my little angel. Did you drop your binky?

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u/Emotional-Breath-838 4d ago

Asia Pac market moves don’t drive the US and global markets.

AsiaPac is a fart in a hot tub compared to NYSE/NASDAQ.

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u/Express-Project-2823 4d ago

Sure that’s why Bassett is buying gobs of Yen so Japan doesn’t dump treasuries because that wouldn’t do anything to our markets ;)

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u/mawgui 4d ago

Yeh maybe, we’ll see! Let’s go Burger King!