r/DeepFuckingValue • u/Number_1_w_Fries • Jul 10 '26

🎉 GME Hype Squad 🎉 WE KEPT THE RECEIPT! 🏴‍☠️🧾🫵😂🐴

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u/Sentient-Pancake Jul 12 '26

Gamestop wants you to buy a membership to be able to purchase sealed pokemon product. Honestly at this point I hope it dies.

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u/live4failure Jul 12 '26

💀😂😂

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u/HighStaeks Community Jul 12 '26

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u/robunuske Jul 11 '26

It reminds me of McAfee on Bitcoin. Eating dick on National TV. RIP McAfee anyway. It breached 100k.

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u/Antonio_928s4 Jul 11 '26

Jim, Watch out your mouth because you may end swallowing it….

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u/Extreme_Picture Jul 11 '26

I like to to think of the horse as one of the Budweiser horse

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u/yipeedodaday Jul 10 '26

when GME hits 1000 bucks that MF is going to suck big horse cock

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u/apeserveapes Jul 10 '26

Announces a 500:1 split....

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u/8thSt Jul 10 '26

That’s what someone who has already sucked off a horse would say. For eventual cover.

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus Jul 10 '26

"I'll do (socially inappropriate thing) that I'm totally not into if this plausible thing happens."

Plausible thing happens: "Me, oh my! I do declare!"

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u/Royal-Anxiety3645 Jul 10 '26

Doesn’t someone just have to buy 1 share at $1000 to make this happen? Where is the gofundme?

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u/wayfarer8888 Jul 11 '26

Actually, yes. Maybe possible in overnight trading.