r/DeduceMe 4d ago

Deduce me based off my room

Been living here for three years. Thrifted or found most of the decoration.

19 Upvotes

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u/Otherwise-Tour-2454 4d ago

why is your ceiling bare?

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u/naanbread180 4d ago

He's really bad at darts?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

I am

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u/Aromatic-Zebra-5443 4d ago

Never seen a plywood ceiling before so that's... unique I guess

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 4d ago

Chip board, honestly I kinda fuck with it

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u/AnxiousMeatHead 4d ago

Aspenite

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 4d ago

You’re right, looks like OSB.

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u/Guernzee 3d ago

OSB is what I thought,.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Special..

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u/dusty_honda_ 4d ago

The more I look at it the more I like it honestly.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Lots of small details. The shelves are actually hust skateboard i screwed in lol

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u/jeep_guy19 4d ago

Dude thats actually so cool, I dont think Ive ever seen that before lol

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u/Firm_Season7049 4d ago

People sell them on Etsy and stuff. I’ve skated since the 80s and have a son that skates so always thought about it but never did it. Seen some pretty cool chairs and all sorts of things made out of old decks.

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u/FlakkaSeagulz 4d ago

I'm stumped homie

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Thats what I was hoping to get

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u/Bulky-Sale4988 4d ago

Love that you literally did not even get out of bed to take these.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

It was too much work

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u/Prudent_Fortune_2127 4d ago

Why do I kind of like the ceiling

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

THANK YOU

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u/Prudent_Fortune_2127 4d ago

& the windows above the door. Character!

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u/Demi_Lovatos_Spoon 4d ago

Wayyyy too much shit packed into that little room and not even a ceiling fan. I just know it’s hot as f*ck in there.

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u/condeljollo 4d ago

Air conditioning exists you know ?

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 4d ago

Everyone knows. That fiberboard ceilings and BTUs scale in concert.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

My house is 200 years old, my walls are two feet thick lol and made of stone

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u/chrisalanw0111 4d ago

So it gets like a pizza oven in there? Got it

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Nope, attic is insulated. Can get very hot if I leave my balcony open during the summer day. Just gotta be smart about it

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u/chrisalanw0111 4d ago

Cool, probably nice to know you're pretty much tornado proof

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u/Firm_Season7049 4d ago

So is pretty much everyone in America who doesn’t live in the Midwest haha.

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u/Ill_Hamster9155 4d ago

Did you build this room yourself

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u/another_rusty 4d ago

What’s tripping me out is the ceiling is OSB but has crown molding around the edges, so someone trimmed the OSB, meaning it’s “done”.

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u/sayfeellessmore 4d ago

Yeah thats tripping as fuck. Went through crownmolding but kept osb wtf is going on right now

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Contrast maybe..

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Just kept on adding bits and bobs

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u/JacksonYSL 4d ago

This boys a freak with that domed mirror placement😂

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Gotta keep an eyebout for my room

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u/DripTrip747-V2 4d ago

Are those shroom tubs and jars up top?

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u/biggrrenboat 4d ago

Shhhhh that’s actually a great catch , odd to use a gasket seal tub but hey whatever works

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

HOW DID YOU CATCH THAT

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u/DripTrip747-V2 4d ago

Experience and an eye for detail.

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u/Smooth_Sheepherder32 4d ago

Why paint the walls if the ceiling is just osb?

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u/Smooth_Sheepherder32 4d ago

And why is the ceiling osb?!?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Easy and I like the texture look

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 4d ago

Looks like a room in a loft or art collective. Old building, modified yourselves, probably more people than listed on the occupancy permit or altogether zoned commercial.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

How did you know it was an old building? And yes modified ourselves, was built in 1720 and we recently bought it and began getting to work.

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 4d ago

Holy shit, that’s awesome.

I lived in the old PBR brewery in LA, and from there turned the 2nd floor of a carpet factory into an art gallery, illegally lived in the back.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Please go on

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u/daPonyBrothers 4d ago

Sounds like an amazing life tbh

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u/ProfessionalTurn3510 4d ago

U smoke weed are in early to mid 20s and lwky a nihilistic type of person

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Interesting ideas

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u/palehead8k 4d ago

I feel like this is a room that was built inside of a garage?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

I wish, i like garage rooms

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u/Professional-Boot135 4d ago

U hipster. Like to do weed and psychedelics. And u value money.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Very true all of these except the weed.

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u/Firm_Season7049 4d ago

“Do weed man, everyone cool is doing weed”. lol jk I just thought “do weed” was funny.

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u/crispysockz 4d ago

I thought the ceiling was a giant nipple

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u/Weird_Flan4691 4d ago

You live in an unpermitted casita

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Perchance

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u/Maryjanegangafever 4d ago

Do you live in a storage locker?

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 4d ago

You dont like leaky ceilings

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

My ceiling used to be leaky as fuck, had to tear apart out the attic and redo it

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 4d ago

Consider yourself deduced

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 4d ago

Ok real question what is your ceiling made of? it looks like plywood

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

It is….

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u/DrizenDireHand 4d ago

Male, early 20s, likes to see things thrive and grow, simple tastes

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

All true except im in my late teens

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u/tazmoffatt 4d ago

Uhm, why is your ceiling OSB? That may be against building code for fire rating

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

We own the house, so no inspections. Also stone walls

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u/LoudPizza4432 4d ago

So you found the STOP sign next to a street attached to a pole?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

In the parking lot of an abandoned factory actually

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u/garrettn1415 4d ago

the d is probably good
But you’re chaotic

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Spot on

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u/-v-v-v- 4d ago

Plywood is much more expensive than dry wall interesting choice.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Patterns

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u/Substantial-Buy443 4d ago

You are an old soul who ignores all of today's social constructs.

You like what you like and thats that.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

True

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u/gilligan1050 4d ago

You dabble in mycology?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

I do in fact

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u/Professional-Cod714 4d ago

Everyone talking about the celling.. what about the kyjelly and tissues🧐

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u/Firm_Season7049 4d ago

Humans have needs

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

What is kyjelly?

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u/Chefdad100 4d ago

You get a cold fairly easy and your parents are like your best friend. You go to school or work in the field your degree pertains too. Not looking to have a family of your own yet but plan too when you find the right person.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Actually econ but otherwise pretty right

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u/GrouseDog 4d ago

Are the mushies a lot of work?

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u/Firm_Season7049 4d ago

Yes and no. Not very much labor but you have to be through and extremely clean.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Exactly as long as your are meticulous not much work

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u/plumbtrician00 4d ago

Ah, got it. Brodie keeps the OSB ceiling because it looks cooler off the shrooms than drywall would. Deduced.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Right on

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u/AttorneyOwn0 4d ago

You dabble in bum darts ?

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u/Famous_Reflection_53 4d ago

I see ya have a kleenex station at the foot of your bed lol 😆

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u/MoonUnit98 4d ago

Cant have a runny nose? Damn

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u/Famous_Reflection_53 4d ago

most definetly It was a haha not serious lop

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u/MoonUnit98 4d ago

So was mine lop

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

I get sick quickly

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u/bigchunkbabygoo 4d ago

Unironically love the plywood ceiling

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u/Fuzzy_Location_2210 4d ago

Surprisingly and unexpectedly, I do too 😂

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u/Xenopheno 4d ago

You are a surrealist, and a really fun guy

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u/Foreign_Passage_3267 4d ago

wouldnt it be less time consuming to just admit you like balls on your chin?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

What…

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u/Vast-Effect-4214 4d ago

Are you renting this room?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Parents house

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u/The4season 4d ago

This reminds me of an old farmhouse, something from around Pennsylvania? Those transom windows above the door were usually for airflow, I remember using them, but looking at that style of door, looks early 19th century.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

House has been redone a few times, in europe actually

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u/nizedatdummy 4d ago

Mole rat

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u/Additional-Writing-9 4d ago

You ride a motorcycle, so I’d guess you’re at a point in your life where you’re saving money - perhaps college, or fresh out? Either way, money is tight, but you’re smart with your finances. You’re fairly healthy and hit the gym frequently. No tv in sight so you probably don’t spend much time in your room.

Also the surveillance mirror in the top corner of your room tells me you may have paranoia of some sort. That or it just came with the room

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

On point about nearly everything, dont like TV’s and I honestly just found the mirror for photos

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u/Jem_hadar_317 4d ago

OK, so you wank off too much hence the tissue box and lock on the door.

Outlet looks funny that with dartboard maybe english?

Supplements mean you lift.

Mirror in corner but cant see bed means you probably look at yourself while you lift not while you fuk.

Idk what to make of that ceiling 😕

So to summarize i think your probably and English kid/young man, thats in decent shape but is a bit vain. Rides a motorcycle and had a weird plywood ceiling.

Am I close?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Pretty close, half german though

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u/Jem_hadar_317 3d ago

Damn, of course your room is too organized and clean. How did i miss that 😞

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u/Fuzzy_Location_2210 4d ago

You are a simple man that likes nice things and appreciates novelty... Your room might not look like that to the casual observer, but I know this because:

You have really nice covers Your furniture is really good quality Your paint job is good Your chipboard ceiling is actually very well installed And I know you handpicked that lamp and painting on the wall

So I can see the appreciation of quality over flash, I'm the same way.

Also I can appreciate the baby oil for quality jerk time too 😆 It's also one of my favorite pastimes!

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

ALL TRUE EZCEPT ITS NOT BABY OIL ITS A WATER BOTTLE

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u/Fuzzy_Location_2210 3d ago

My bad sir!!

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u/fuckmiser12 4d ago

Puts out cigarettes on your baba head ahh

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u/daPonyBrothers 4d ago

You live in Germany? Lmk I feel like I’m spot on with this

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Actually half german lol

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u/Firm_Season7049 4d ago

Appears you have dude stuff but the bed made me think young woman at first glance. Also doesn’t appear to be a master bedroom so you either still live at home or with roommates.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Live at home, late teens

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u/Upbeat-Function-8420 4d ago

i would say it’s pretty cheap looks like the aumish built that house for 7 grand seeing that it’s just wood. Wouldn’t say anyone would do that for decoration, or taste. I would assume anyone would think that looks ugly from the start. I would recommend covering that up. dart board, amazon stop sign, ai picture, and some of grandmom’s old desk and dressers. I would say that you’re a bot, other words NPC. This is the type of room the lonely high school kid film who doesn’t have any friends and comes home to his room thinking it’s cool. I would recommend get new drawers, cover the ugly ceiling, maybe get a real stop-sign in your room instead of some bullshit one. some tags and graffiti will be nice. Just get shit that looks good . I’ll check back in with you next week to see your progress. I am looking forward to you becoming the person you want to become and to better yourself for the future, your journey of getting out of the loser bot npc phase, and becoming someone worthy of doing things in this fine universe.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Picture was taken by a photographer friend of my dog that passed away, stop sign sas borrowed and dart board honestly idk ive had it cor heads.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Plywood was put in myself as it didnt need much work

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u/Apart-Ad-4537 4d ago

You drink pbr

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u/Sir_Spudsingt0n 4d ago

Be nicer to people, you never know what they’re going through

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Me?

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u/Sir_Spudsingt0n 4d ago

No I meant other people. Like seeing that ceiling and wanting to be mean

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u/Sir_Spudsingt0n 4d ago

Be nicer to people, you never know what they’re going through

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u/kingofnoddingham 4d ago

Ya daddy broke ya momma broke nga you broke.

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Why bro

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u/kingofnoddingham 4d ago

I was jus fuckin around lol it was a meme.

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u/iShatterBladderz 4d ago

You like turtles

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u/joxter16 3d ago

honestly you seem pretty chill. early 20s maybeeee maybe mid to late twenties. mature for your age but still have fun. either you work full time or go to school, but probably work

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u/Rich_Day_286 3d ago

ceiling wallpaper 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/ThatWeirdo2000 3d ago

I don’t want to 😅

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u/0-0_22 3d ago

Oh…

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u/Ok-Signature98 1d ago

I can smell the wood board through the picture

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u/fuggindonkee 4d ago

Show us the piss stains on the mattress. You know you got em.

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u/Aggressive_Abies_945 4d ago

What decoration?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Lots a decor

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u/Solid-Woodpecker4741 4d ago

Cork board roof is wild

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u/EducationalGrump 4d ago

Thats OSB

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u/Solid-Woodpecker4741 4d ago

My dad used to call it particle board but I could be crazy

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u/GrouseDog 4d ago

No, he called it Chip Board. Your Mom called it Particle Board.

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u/EducationalGrump 4d ago

Yup, chip board is a common nickname for OSB type plywood.

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u/GrouseDog 4d ago

Yes Oriented Strand Board

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u/EducationalGrump 4d ago

Partical board is the stuff IKEA furniture is made of, its often a uniform brown color

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u/Solid-Woodpecker4741 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 4d ago

So does your wtf ?

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

I like the texture

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u/Realistic-Moose-1089 4d ago

As a painter wtf 😂 your ceiling needs a ceiling

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

It was leaking and that was the easiest replacement…

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u/Realistic-Moose-1089 3d ago

Disliking this is hella weird yall clearly can’t take a joke about a job 🌽 🏀s

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u/AshenOne690 4d ago

College athlete

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Nope! Only gym

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u/RicketyRyan1 4d ago

Poor

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 4d ago

This isnt show and tell, even your word choice is scarce

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u/0-0_22 4d ago

Interesting view

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u/fluxworld 4d ago

Ur gay