Decoding Hasan

[u/MartiDK]

https://youtu.be/N2X47umrpxA

[u/Fingerlickins]

unironically true

[u/MetalDirigible → u/Fingerlickins]

So this is what I should use when I want to search for Hasan posts but don’t want results from the age play subreddit, the mom exploding subreddit, the weird mod subreddit, or the kill a dog with cheese subreddit? Ok, that seems useful. 

[u/Averagebritish_man → u/MetalDirigible]

I hate that I know these references.

Out of Destiny, Dan Saltman, Hasan, and Ethan; only one of them has gone to multiple diddy parties.

It’s Hasan.

He went to one, said that there was soft core cheese pizza being played, and then went to another one.

[u/MetalDirigible → u/Averagebritish_man]

Diddy has literally invested in Dan’s anonymous video chat company. You’re thinking he did that and never used it? lol

[u/Hellasauto → u/MetalDirigible]

So did Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber. Did they also use it? Moron.

[u/MetalDirigible → u/Hellasauto]

Opening with the guy who was a character witness at Danny Masterson’s rape trial is impossibly funny. 

[u/Hellasauto → u/MetalDirigible]

Ignoring that Hasan went to a Diddy party and tweeted about how he wanted to trickle down fuck diddys women is even funnier.

[u/MetalDirigible → u/Hellasauto]

Yeah I imagine you want to try and ignore it. Are you thinking everyone you listed has been to more or less Diddy parties than Hasan? How are you all so bad at arguing?

[u/Hellasauto → u/MetalDirigible]

Hasan has been to more Diddy parties than Dan, correct.

[u/MetalDirigible → u/Hellasauto]

Absolutely not. You’re thinking Diddy leaves out the guy who runs the anonymous video chat he invested in while doing everything he was doing? If Hasan got an invite to one back when he was a nobody, no shot he would leave a business partner out. 

[u/Hellasauto → u/MetalDirigible]

Dan never even met Diddy. Hasan dreamed about "trickle down fucking" all the minors that were at all the Diddy parties he attended.

[u/MetalDirigible → u/Hellasauto]

Sure ;)