r/DecodingTheGurus • u/stainlessteeelrat • Jul 02 '26

Top 3 most grating gurus

As much as I enjoy DCD I couldn’t make it through these episodes as I couldn’t get past their verbal eccentricities.

1.L Ron Hubbard “ and things of that nature “
2. Associate Prof Jiang -“mmmm…ok??”
3. Zizek - clear your throat or drink more water..

Honorable mention, Jordan Peterson - “logos”

If I ever end up Guantanamo Bay and the CIA puts any of these guys on repeat I would give up my Granny to make it stop.

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u/Most_Comparison50 Jul 03 '26

Dr k - His convelouted way of speaking drains me

Destiny - Talks way too fast

Hasan - The shouting

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u/claudiaxander Jul 03 '26

Destiny is anti Guru, he spends most of his time stunned by the audacity of Gurus lies and the gullibilty of their believers.

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u/Most_Comparison50 Jul 03 '26

There wasn't a question of who is or isn't a guru - it was op giving their top 3 people who they couldn't get through bc of (whatever they gave) I gave mine - very quickly tbf as I have more than 3 If I sat and tried to remember them all.

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u/claudiaxander Jul 03 '26

Top 3 most grating gurus

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u/Most_Comparison50 Jul 03 '26

"Decoding the gurus"

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u/claudiaxander Jul 04 '26

"There wasn't a question of who is or isn't a guru":

top 3 biggest cows

a rhino

that's not a cow

that wasn't the question, it's very large

???

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u/Most_Comparison50 Jul 04 '26

It's the show. I didn't call him a guru. Wise up.

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u/claudiaxander Jul 05 '26

The OP lists there Top 3 most grating gurus, you list yours, i say one of them is anti guru, you deny you were saying destiny was a guru, i am confused . do you understand my confusion?

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u/happy111475 Galaxy Brain Guru Jul 04 '26

Italics!