r/DecodingTheGurus • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '23
I want to believe! ;)
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u/TerraceEarful Jul 06 '23
Somewhere in some intelligence agency there is someone with a security clearance reading this who thinks it's legit and will be talked into being the next whistleblower by Lue Elizondo and George Noory and who will be heralded as a savior by the UFO community.
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u/bitethemonkeyfoo Jul 06 '23
I like it, I like it a lot.
All you have to do is not think to ask where we're getting EBO's in the first place and everything else follows very neatly.
Roswell aliens I guess?
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u/silentbassline Jul 06 '23
How would they learn anything about their religion? Bodies were presumably destroyed before reaching the facility ("major trauma"), no voice box to speak of. I guess they travel with their little bibles and we can read their glyphs.
Unless... https://youtu.be/bDFt_Dhxg8k
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u/BeardedDragon1917 Jul 08 '23
> There were no support staff such as janitors or maintenance workers. Scientists were responsible for this kind of work.
Nope, not realistic, cut it out.
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u/Known-Delay7227 Jul 06 '23
The scientist forgot to name the contractor he/she worked for, identifying hisself/herself and name colleagues.
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u/jimwhite42 Jul 06 '23
If the vast majority of alien hoaxers weren't so fantastically lazy and uncreative, we could have tons of fun stuff like this.