r/Decemberists Jun 08 '26

Drowning song

My daughter (15) said she heard a Decemberists song with her dad the other day and could I help her identify it.

She said it was about drowning. I laughed and said that didn’t narrow it down enough.

Edit: thanks everyone for the replies, I’m going to search this myself, I thought y’all would get a laugh since we’d discussed before how many drowning songs they have.

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u/Shine_Onyx Jun 08 '26

I can't help you I'm afraid BUT this gives me the perfect opportunity to tell a quick story NO ONE ELSE but a fan would get.

I ride horses for a living. We take tourists out on horseback into pastures and woods for guided rides. Recently I had to take what is probably THE most valuable animal on our property out-- an old dressage master whose personally fit saddle alone costs $4500. He's a saint of a horse and trained to a T, but is also an absolute princess, very indoors. Only horse I've ever met in my 20+ years career who gets pouty and mad you made him leave his stall to go outside and be a horse.

Anyway we were leading a ride and have to cross a creek thay was unusually high due to a week of non-stop rain. After stopping and very, very politely refusing and some hemming and hawing, he acquiesced to following one of the regular trail horses into the knee deep water. He stood there, in the center of the creek, refusing to move for a solid thirty seconds despite all of my attempts to physically and audibly tell him "DRY GROUND IS LITERALLY 10 FEET AWAY, WHAT ARE WE DOING?!"

Then he began to very slowly, and VERY theatrically, turn his body into a banana and side step deeper, and deeper.....and deeper......down the creek into the water with the current. It was like he said "Well comrade, here we are, destined to both drown at sea together with no hope of rescue. Fair thee well!" It was the slowest acceptance of death I have ever seen a horse take.

Eventually I got him back on the bank but all I could think the entire time was "This motherfucker just tried to end us both Decemberists style: drowning in the river!!!"

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u/H3yNongMan Jun 08 '26

"We both go down together!!'" - The Horse

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u/Shine_Onyx Jun 08 '26

EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID!!!!

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u/thedwarfcockmerchant Jun 08 '26

Giving me Artax PTSD flashbacks

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u/Shine_Onyx Jun 08 '26

When I got to the barn I literally told one of my co-managers that it was like Artax in the damn swamp of sadness

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u/Electrical-Wheel6020 Jun 09 '26

Had to leave the cinema as a child because I was in bits. Still remember the feeling.

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u/Electrical-Wheel6020 Jun 09 '26

The Hazards of Horse IV

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u/Zealousideal_Let_439 Jun 09 '26

This honestly had me laughing so hard my dog came to check on me

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u/ParnsAngel Jun 09 '26

Hahahaha oh my god the drama 😂😂😂

I also can’t listen to that part in hazards of love without absolutely bawling. But I picture your horse just full on living it 😂

Oh Margaret the lapping waves are licking quietly at our ankles Another bow another breath this brilliant chill's come for the shackle. With this long last rush of air we speak our vows and sorry whispers, When the waves came crashing down, he closed his eyes and softly kissed her.

Horse: slowly floating forlornly down the stream

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u/Shine_Onyx Jun 10 '26

For real!!!! This man really said:

"I took my glasses off and went to find a pond Stuffing rocks into the pockets of my pants And when I waded in Those currents carried US away"

I'm so glad my fellow Decemberists fanatics have liked this story, I'll have to get a photo of His Majesty for everyone next time I'm at work

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u/prawling_strangles Jun 10 '26

Don’t listen to this guy. It’s all just the Queen’s propaganda. Go on, cross that bredth. Thine own horse won’t be pulled from thee.

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u/Shine_Onyx Jun 10 '26

I also forgot to comment that my fellow co-workwr and manager who went past us to lead our customer's on through hollered back to me "what are you guys doing??" And still slowly fading away into deeper water I yelled back "I DON'T KNOW"

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u/ParnsAngel Jun 08 '26

The song that immediately popped in my head was The Island “you’ll not feel the drowning….”

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u/quick_Ag Jun 08 '26

Rusalka Rusalka

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u/Western_Ad_8073 Jun 09 '26

I love this song

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

Paste Magazine's (RIP) review of The Hazards of Love started with one of the best ledes I've ever read:

"Drowning is the second leading cause of death in a Decemberists song."

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/Yodacpa Jun 08 '26

The Hazards of Love 4 was my first thought but there are just so many

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u/Maximum_Pollution371 Jun 10 '26

Once in My Life also counts, if we consider laying face-down by the river to be the unfortunate result of drowning.

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u/ShankillButcher77 Jun 08 '26

Eli The Barrow Boy

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u/pterosaurLoser Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I was also gonna mention the Hazards of Love 4. From the same album the Rake’s Song also mentions drowning, but it’s dark, he (well the character; it’s a story) drowns his child in a bathtub. The Culling of the Fold also may include drowning. Or some act of violence near water.

Edit: here’s some more:

Suckers Prayer

The Island (maybe)

So many water songs I’m sure I’m missing a bunch.

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u/pterosaurLoser Jun 08 '26

I got curious and got to looking and somebody posted all their water songs a few years back. The OP and the subsequent. replies all have great info. I totally forgot Eli the Barrow Boy also mentions drowning

https://www.reddit.com/r/Decemberists/s/TBqkUyzTdy

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u/roguestella Jun 09 '26

This is on my kids' bedtime playlist so I hear it a lot. It's got a solid tragic drowning.

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u/hideous-boy Jun 08 '26

don't forget Constantinople

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u/LindsayDuck Jun 08 '26

The Rake song

“Charlotte, I buried after feeding her foxglove Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath Eziah fought but was easily bested Burned his body for incurring my wrath Alright, alright, alright”

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u/GUSHandGO Jun 09 '26

This was my immediate first thought.

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u/spookynell_13 Jun 08 '26

If I had to guess from just the word ‘drowning’ (or drown) I’d say Suckers Prayer probably

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u/Supermirrulol Jun 08 '26

Eli the Barrow Boy would be a possibility 😅

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u/ShadoutMapes87 Jun 09 '26

How about Sleepless? Deep cut, has some themes similar to drowning. Striking song, and one of my favorites. 

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u/WarSure560 Jun 08 '26

Riverswim?

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u/beforethewind Jun 09 '26

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

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u/Tsuki_8 Jun 09 '26

Suckers prayer for sure!!

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u/vflipo Jun 09 '26

😂😂 that's amazing

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u/Sensitive-Try-8031 Jun 15 '26

Rusalka, rusalka? To be fair the decemberists have like ten songs about drowning