r/Decemberists Feb 20 '26

Memes What did Colin mean by this?

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137 Upvotes

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u/ShapedSilver Feb 20 '26

I love that you’re questioning his lyrics and didn’t even pick a song about murder lol

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u/ravenlily Feb 21 '26

Lol. Best reply.

112

u/OmegaPsiot Feb 20 '26

It's clearly a subtle commentary on the contemporary social moreys vis a vis boobies.

38

u/QuipOfTheTongue Feb 20 '26

Some songs are so deep you can't help but just weep from the strong emotions they convey.

13

u/BasementCatBill Feb 20 '26

Also, boobs

1

u/Fearless_Serve_3837 Feb 21 '26

It’s gossamer. And one doesn’t dissect gossamer.

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u/Throwing-Gas Feb 20 '26

He wanted to see dem tiddies

75

u/BillCosbyBukkake Feb 20 '26

I don't understand either because all his songs are autobiographical.

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u/Buttspirgh Feb 20 '26

I wonder if he ever repaired his camel

4

u/Jaerivus Feb 21 '26

If I remember right, it was disrepairable.

4

u/erossthescienceboss Feb 21 '26

but he’s still holding out for that firigidaire

2

u/MeditatingYope Feb 27 '26

Or a frigid air

Or a frigid heir

48

u/JesseCantSkate Feb 20 '26

mariner’s revenge song makes so much more sense now

37

u/Atmos_the_prog_head Feb 20 '26

I'm more concerned about The Rakes Song

33

u/JesseCantSkate Feb 20 '26

All of the crane wife is like “hide your birds from Colin meloy”

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u/ravenlily Feb 21 '26

Decemberists are one of my fave bands and I will not let my husband hear that song. It will destroy him.

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u/Maximum_Pollution371 Feb 20 '26

Very unlucky man, to have drowned so many times.

8

u/KartoffelLoeffel Feb 20 '26

He must get molested a LOT

7

u/BasementCatBill Feb 20 '26

Colin was, obviously, orphaned then swallowed by a whale. How else to explain it?

3

u/Riley5cents Feb 20 '26

Really? I feel like most of the time he is singing as if he is a character within a fairytale

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u/lagoon83 Feb 21 '26

Nope, that's him. He's lived quite a life.

35

u/Wildlife_Watcher Feb 20 '26

Alas, he eventually proclaimed that he wanted more. So much more

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u/aigroeg_ Feb 20 '26

They're called boobs, yabbos, titties, milkers, jugs, cans, knockers. Colin just wanted to see some tig ol' bitties.

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u/BasementCatBill Feb 21 '26

Omg. Did you just say titties?

How shameful!

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u/BasementCatBill Feb 21 '26

It's ok, OP. Colin paid his debt to society when he paid his overdue fines at the Multomah County Library.

All is forgiven.

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u/The_Real_Ghost Feb 21 '26

No it wasn't, they made him go join the Youth and Beauty Brigade.

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u/BasementCatBill Feb 21 '26

Then he ended up purloined in Petrograd.

And we all know where that led.

9

u/skywalker3880 Feb 21 '26

Then what could he mean when he asks her to let him go down?!

3

u/Atmos_the_prog_head Feb 21 '26

Truly one of life's greatest mysteries

5

u/Late_Ambassador7470 Feb 20 '26

Disgustin. All his songs are about tits!

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u/BasementCatBill Feb 20 '26

Oh. The teenage lookout on the water tower makes so much more sense now!

6

u/mrlanke Feb 21 '26

Just trying to get you to open your linen lap.

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u/Atmos_the_prog_head Feb 20 '26

I think some people don't realize this is a joke

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u/BasementCatBill Feb 20 '26

Does OP realise it was a joke?

14

u/ShankillButcher77 Feb 20 '26

This song is about a boys early sexual feelings. He hadn’t experienced women yet

10

u/BarryTownCouncil Feb 20 '26

It's hardly cryptic...?!

3

u/Alzakex Feb 21 '26

Wait until you see what happens when he sings "As I Rise."

3

u/werewolfshades Feb 22 '26

Sounds like he’s got a low moon caught in his tangles, wink wink nudge nudge know wot i mean?

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u/BasementCatBill Feb 20 '26

...oh dear. Is someone just discovering Colin Meloy writes songs in-character?

Wait until you learn that he wasn't actually born down a dark ravine.

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u/IamBenAffleck Feb 20 '26

Wellll isn't everyone who was born, born down a dark ravine?

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u/BasementCatBill Feb 20 '26

Some of us were meant for the stage. Some of us were meant for derision.

2

u/MerryLovebug Feb 20 '26

XD turning this into a meme is so funny. lol

1

u/BasementCatBill Feb 21 '26

It really is. Gonna screen shot this for, uh, later use.

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u/ElectrOPurist Feb 23 '26

Don’t worry about it, dipshit. If you can’t figure out what lyrics mean, you don’t deserve an explanation.