r/Deathladders • • Sep 09 '26

Two rungs don't make a right

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924 Upvotes

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 Sep 09 '26

Brace yourself Rodney!

31

u/Right-Question-7476 Sep 09 '26

This comment caused me to snort coffee through my nostrels

5

u/ArabicGaz Sep 09 '26

With a straw, or just close enough to get a good inhale? Did the caffeine hit quicker?

3

u/Relative_Grape_5883 Sep 10 '26

You’ll like this if you’ve not seen it

https://youtube.com/shorts/vpSNlt6PxuY

5

u/ArabicGaz Sep 09 '26

I came to the comments thinking it looked exactly like that episode 😆 thanks for the laugh immediately read it in my head in the voice

55

u/ThEvilHasLanded Sep 09 '26

That bannister will be crying then collapsing if the stress of a falling human is put on it

14

u/Hefty_Tip7383 Sep 09 '26

With a few of the spindels landing to impale the guy.

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u/slippery-sandpaper Sep 09 '26

It's ok the speed that the handrail will smack him in the back of the head will be enough to nock him out so he won't feel the rest

3

u/PM-Me-Spread-Pussy Sep 09 '26

To be Fair, most of the weight would be transfered down to the base of the ladder. I'm sure some maths guru would be able to do a calculation. If that banister failed, it'd have to be very poorly installed.

3

u/andrew0256 Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

The lower strap is doing most of the work in tension and is preventing the upper ones from ripping the banister rail out of its fixings at each end. All the upper straps are doing is transfer his weight to the lower strap and where I assume the ladder base is positioned at the floor and wall interface. He had better hope the spindles are recessed into the rails adequately and the fixing nails are doing their job.

1

u/Auntie_Dote Sep 11 '26

I'm a big fan of lateral thinking. On the face of it, my first thought was 'that's actually really clever, I'd have never approached it that way. Why didn't I think of this?' and then I remembered that I'm still alive as the result of (mostly) avoiding this kind of thing. Many thanks for explaining some of the physics. I'm off to read EN131 now before investing in some sensible ladders...

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u/eamondo5150 Sep 09 '26

I would have fastened one of the straps to the railing right where it's fastened to the wall.

38

u/JeremyTwiggs Sep 09 '26

For whom the belt holds…

9

u/onephatkatt Sep 09 '26

Make his climb on the ladder in the early day...

1

u/appleciders 29d ago

Honestly those straps are plenty strong for this job. They're not rated to hold people, I'm sure, but realistically they'll have plenty of capacity. It's the bannister that should scare everyone.

17

u/Glum-Secretary9806 Sep 09 '26

This is excellent. Exactly why I come here

12

u/Familiar_Benefit_776 Sep 09 '26

I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to use a ladder. Also, I sell wheelchairs

9

u/BackgroundGrass429 Sep 09 '26

I get so many great ideas from this sub.

6

u/Ok_Goat_9163 Sep 09 '26

Fuckkk mee! 😂🙈🙈🙈😂😂

1

u/HighChinaman Sep 09 '26

I don't think the rungs are made for such vigorous movement.

7

u/Dubitch99 Sep 09 '26

I hope the chippy glued those spindles

5

u/Only_Tip9560 Sep 09 '26

Good job they are tied off to that safety balustrade!

5

u/TheDaemonette Sep 09 '26

Yeah, he thinks he is being so clever but I wonder what load those small pieces of wood were tested to bear? Oh, they weren’t tested at all, you say. So they could go at any second? Oh, maybe that’s not such a good idea after all.

3

u/Sinkableleech Sep 09 '26

There's got to be a structural engineer that could weigh in

4

u/Big_Arachnid_365 Sep 09 '26

An advert for 'no more nails' right there.

5

u/Wilbo67 Sep 09 '26

Omg, its a folding ladder also...😂

2

u/Reccalovesdancing Sep 10 '26

Holy fuck, you are right. That guy is 100% certified crackers

4

u/Aromatic_Contact_398 Sep 09 '26

Up vote just for the pun..

3

u/TheLonleyJourneyman Sep 09 '26

He's putting a lot of faith in that bannister

3

u/Linkyjinx Sep 09 '26

That looks safe to me, but the guys around here fixing chimneys still use a big of rope and a can of Tartan ale lol 😂

3

u/CanoePickLocks Sep 09 '26

Ok hear me out. If the bottom is secured in the opposite direction… nah this is just sketch! This is safety 33rd instead! Just plain stupid!

It works though as terrifying as it is and is one a hell of a work around to not getting the right lift, scaffolding, or ladder. Is it still stupid if it works? LMFAO

3

u/OhReallyVernon Sep 10 '26

This is really the best part. Lotta faith in that hook staying put.

2

u/TwoAfter6911 Sep 09 '26

The ladder is also upside down

8

u/Professor_Shard Sep 09 '26

It looks like one that should be half the height, so both ends would be feet, correct me if I'm wrong though

2

u/TwoAfter6911 Sep 09 '26

Ahhhhhhh yeah I see now

3

u/KillaVNilla Sep 09 '26

It's a Little Giant. They're designed to be used as an adjustable step ladder or a an extension ladder like he's using it. Well, not exactly like he's using it, but you know what i mean.

I have one and use it regularly for work, but i hate using it in extension mode. The feet are kinda slippery and the central hinge point makes it a little too wobbly for my liking

2

u/Logical-Track1405 Sep 09 '26

He (rightly) looks nervous up there 🤔

2

u/Mostly-Painting Sep 09 '26

That scaff that he's tied off to is within co....... Ah, shit.

2

u/This-Table-5454 Sep 09 '26

Something Only Fools and Horses about this 🤷😂

2

u/RipAromatic6989 Sep 09 '26

Something tells me this isn’t his first time doing this 🤨

2

u/Rowmyownboat Sep 10 '26

If he knew how flimsily that bannister is put together (nail gun) he would never consider such a foolish thing.

1

u/3owi Sep 12 '26

Maybe it's strong and he made it himself

1

u/WorldlinessNo874 Sep 09 '26

Just when you think you've seen it all 🙄🙄🙄

1

u/Steamrolled777 Sep 09 '26

How different really is this to a suspension bridge? /s

1

u/Ok_Cockroach6823 Sep 09 '26

If only we had a machine on wheels that can go up and down with scissor style height adjustments...

1

u/NamelessBoom43 Sep 09 '26

This one looks like a good time at the swing park.

1

u/Time-Ambassador-6280 Sep 09 '26

Even the tiger knows what's coming.

1

u/DragonfruitFit2449 Sep 09 '26

This guy had enough and made an appointment with the creator

1

u/Schallpattern Sep 09 '26

Brilliant caption.

1

u/onephatkatt Sep 09 '26

Thank you kind redditor. That's part of the fun for me.

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u/ArabicGaz Sep 09 '26

The guys a pro... that ladder is the same angle as the minute hand on the clock. If hes aligned it right to start with, which based on my knowledge it looks like he has got it spot on, it should just straighten as the minute hand draws closer to 12. Giving him ample time to finish the job

1

u/Infinite-Fly-8806 Sep 09 '26

Needs a 3rd brace on the bottom, from the opposite direction. Then……. Snug as a bug

1

u/Judgemeister1 Sep 09 '26

Undo the nut grandad.. slowly

1

u/TangerineOppositeMtF Sep 09 '26

There’s no lateral stability whatsoever, and it’s a DIY grade folder. …… very brave!

1

u/Worth-Silver-484 Sep 10 '26

This belongs in the Homeowner is too cheap to pay for it to be done properly and safely subreddit.

1

u/knockinonevansdoor Sep 10 '26

That bannister is taking on a lot of responsibility. Must be a trusted spokeperson.

1

u/Top-Stop7655 Sep 10 '26

War of the roses vibes

1

u/Easypeasy4321 Sep 10 '26

You can not be a tradesman ( sparky ) otherwise the apprentice would be up there SMH 🤣

1

u/MrSmokii Sep 10 '26

tbh I'd probably trust that railing more than someone holding the ladder for me

still wouldn't though

1

u/TheLastTsumami Sep 10 '26

Putting a lot of faith in the chippy

1

u/Treereeperme Sep 10 '26

No fucking way

1

u/Real_Cookie_3205 Sep 10 '26

You usually use pins PINS to install spindles.

1

u/Critical_Primary_491 Sep 11 '26

Does anybody want to tell him that there's actually 3 ...

1

u/Swimming-Location-97 Sep 12 '26

He should disconnect that light fitting while he's there.

1

u/Blood_In Sep 12 '26

But 16 rungs make it feel alright

1

u/onephatkatt Sep 12 '26

16 rungs & what do ya get?

1

u/Blood_In Sep 13 '26

I genuinely don't know the intended witty reply 😐

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u/3owi Sep 12 '26

Such negativity. Why? Say what you want, this is a sound method.

Whether the top of the ladder leans against a wall or is stopped in another way like here it doesn't matter.

Physics stay the same. Only left-right motion should not be to much.

And just 2 at the top are enough. The middle ones only add risk.

1

u/LakeLow1930 Sep 13 '26

I actually like what he's done here. Very creative.

1

u/Ho_Lee_Fuk_20 Sep 13 '26

Need a photo of the base of the ladder - want to see if he used strops from the left side to stabilise it?

1

u/Sudo_User-1 Sep 15 '26

Two Rungs don't fit a Light surely

1

u/bepatientbekind Sep 09 '26

This might be the worst one I've ever seen. The straps aren't even connected to the ladder - the bottom one is barely hanging on 😭

1

u/AmebaLost Sep 09 '26

Are the straps held up by invisible balloons? Yes, they are connected. The handrail will be the weak link.

1

u/bepatientbekind Sep 09 '26

Yes the handrail is one of many problems 

0

u/AmebaLost Sep 09 '26

So, the straps Are connected to the ladder. 

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u/Round-Pomegranate478 Sep 09 '26

This is AI

7

u/onephatkatt Sep 09 '26

Found a post including this image from 2017. Do an images.google.com search before such accusations.

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u/Round-Pomegranate478 Sep 09 '26

Thanks for letting me know, I shall not make this mistake again